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Voyajer , in Implemented as requested
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm seems over-constrained on the back

petrescatraian , in Merge then review

@agilob code is like wine. You let it out in the cold and it gets better over time by itself.

Kolanaki , in GoOn
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This is gonna take a while…

0.0.0.0

0.0.0.1

0.0.0.2

0.0.0.3

Seasm0ke , in GoOn
fosforus , in Merge then review

That would certainly explain some things in the nodejs culture.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/5d2e098a-b867-4350-aab3-6cfaf753b37e.png

rainynight65 , in Merge then review

I’m having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

enitoni ,
@enitoni@beehaw.org avatar

Both?

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

pete’s a fucking genius

bier ,

Exactly, this is how you pay off your mortgage

Nighed , in Merge then review
@Nighed@sffa.community avatar

Kinda acceptable if you have a slow release cadence. Everything needs to be reviewed and fixed/accepted (with defect/US raised) before production though.

Needs to be in a smaller team with decent Devs too though!

SpaceNoodle , in Yes

Never sed when you can bash.

xmunk , in Merge then review

At my company we’re so agile that we directly deploy branches from developers’ local machines to customers for A/B testing.

TheFerrango ,

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

xmunk ,

As one of our most important customers, we’ve greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

TheFerrango ,

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

Phoenix3875 , in Implemented as requested

Request is not 3D tho.

XTornado , in Implemented as requested

That’s what AI would do after being trained with those drawings 😂

errer , in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

loud suicide noises

Napain , in GoOn

/32

Z3k3 ,

That’s only 1 ip (single host)

urquell , in Show me a better text format for serializing

So much json here. All wrong, it’s csv

Gargari , in Yes

99% and maybe even 100%

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