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learningduck , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

You have to adopt Emacs and show her that she can even play Tetris on it.

Asudox , in Rust but you can't write semicolons and commas
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I like that monaspace font.

Hack3900 ,

I think it’s FiraCode, not sure

Iapar ,

I think it was stated that it was jetbrains mono in the first thread.

Hack3900 ,

Thanks, I should have been more attentive

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

JetBrains Mono Nerd font

Hack3900 ,

Oh I didn’t know that had ligatures, that’s nice !

AnUnusualRelic , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

vi is more impressive when you’ve used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.

CCF_100 , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

DIVORCE

spoiler/s

rclkrtrzckr ,

dVIorce

CCF_100 ,

tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim

KillingTimeItself , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.

It’ll make more sense immediately.

If not, divorce.

Voroxpete ,

Divorce

Makes sense: Even a marriage is easier to exit than Vim

achance4cheese ,

I just dipped my feet in Vim yesterday, I found it not intuitive at all. :wq! To exit a read only file? I’m too dumb to think of syntax like that!

KillingTimeItself ,

: is your commandline, it does a lot of actions. w is write, q is quit. So you’re doing a write quit, the ! just tells it to fuck off and do the fucking command essentially.

If you open a read only file, and you need to quit just hit it with the :q! or if you haven’t made any changes, :q will work just fine.

naturally, as one would expect, you can hit all of these independently. :w just writes changes, :q will close as aforementioned.

KillingTimeItself ,

priorities. Gotta have em set straight.

penquin , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

lobut ,

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

puppy ,

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a “make-up”?

OneCardboardBox ,

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

penquin ,

Um, excuse me, I’d like one order of


<span style="color:#323232;">make install
</span>

please.

coloredgrayscale ,

What does make out do?

XTL ,

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn’t me. It was the other guy.

mitchty ,

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

reddit_sux ,

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not…

penquin ,

You know what, that was mistype, but I’m not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You realize that this is !programmer_humor, right?

penquin ,

Yes, and?

fiddlestix , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
Thrashy , (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Look, some of us old farts started on Linux back before nano was included by default, and your options for text editing on the command line were either:

  1. vi/vim, a perfectly competent text editor with arcane and unintuitive key combos for commands
  2. emacs, a ludicrously overcomplicated kitchen-sink program that had reasonable text-editing functionality wedged in between the universal woodchuck remote control and the birdcall translation system

Given those options, most of us chose to learn how to key-chord our way around vim, and old habits die hard.

PiratePanPan , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

> my wife

> vim user

fake

Syringe ,

At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you’re more right than not…

billwashere ,

Hey I’m married and use Vim. I feel attacked 😅

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

You must be very good at masking.

billwashere ,

I was just playing BOTW looking for a mask does that count?

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Subject doesn’t understand social cues

moitoi ,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Great to see this type of humor poping out.

justcoding_de , in When everyone became paranoid

Me, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷‍♂️

Dremor , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

:q!

paskalivichi , in Least favorite IDE ngl

Dark mode only works with special glasses. No thanks.

MostlyBlindGamer , in Least favorite IDE ngl
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Yeah, I’m all about Jetbrains in Night theme. Thanks for the alt text, by the way.

jwt , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Have you tried rebooting her?

smb ,

it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)

Krafting , in Least favorite IDE ngl
@Krafting@lemmy.world avatar

5 down votes?? Yeah those must be the java devs.

Zangoose OP ,

I love not having downvotes federated 😎

Maalus ,

Most java devs are on intellij with a very rare exception here and there.

Vipsu , (edited )
@Vipsu@lemmy.world avatar

VSCode is also fairly popular among Java developers.
There’s also Eclipse Theia Blueprint which is basically a open source clone of VSCode.

scrawdaddy ,

Is it really? It’s been a couple of years since I used Java, but vs code sucked for it compared to IntelliJ. I used vscode for everything else but could never make a Java workflow stick.

Vipsu , (edited )
@Vipsu@lemmy.world avatar

It’s sort of minimalistic / lightweight alternative for IntellJ. Red Hat is working on the extension(s) which have worked fine for me at least for the past few years and it gets updates regularly.

I use VSCode for C++, C#, Java, Python and for things like docker-files, html etc. IntelJ is fine but a bit bloated in comparison with its menus, sub-menus, sub-sub-menus and built in unnecessary extra features for those just looking for code editor.

VSCode workflow with Java is mainly using it to write code, run tests, configure maven/gradle/docker/etc rest is more or less using CLI and Command palette.

nayminlwin , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

My wife’s impressed though, may be a little…

But she’s also a programmer.

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