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Anders429 , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

I don’t really get why we need social media elements in GitHub at all

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. I don’t know if the ‘follow’ piece does anything useful for anyone.

But as a professional developer, I have found that my GitHub account now prevents me from getting asked FizzBuzz at interviews. So whichever bit is causing that nonsense to stop, I hope they keep.

rustydrd , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“blah”

Oha , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

github ≠ Social Media

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So is the twitter 😅

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

!=

CarbonScored , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@CarbonScored@hexbear.net avatar

Forward three hours, me using thesaurus.com to try fit the whole gist of my change into the first line.

crackajack , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

That’s in any bloody workplace! Especially if there is o synergy between different teams.

Flyberius , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes ,

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

Anticorp , in Me and my new GitHub repository

The pinche squirrels do this to our Japanese pear tree! They take one single bite out of every fruit on the tree. It’s so annoying! We managed to get 2 whole pears off of the tree last summer. They do the same thing with our peach tree, but we were unable to salvage even a single peach. Of course we could probably get rid of the squirrels if we stopped feeding the birds, but the birds are awesome, and the squirrels are pretty fun to watch.

fl42v , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Yeah, I believe that won’t work. The tape is supposed to be blue

CJOtheReal , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

otter ,

Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

HubertManne ,

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

Knusper , in Me and my new GitHub repository

I have my repos on Codeberg and one of the ‘disadvantages’ is that, well, it’s a non-profit, so I genuinely don’t want to waste their resources.
They ask you to only host open-source repos there, meaning that using it for backups of shitty personal projects, even if I would throw in an open-source license, is just out of the question for me.

And that has weirdly been a blessing in disguise. Like, if it’s not useful for humanity to see, do I really care to keep it around forever?

And I’ve had three projects now where I felt an obligation to push them over the finish line of actually making them a useful open-source project. Which had me iron out some of the usability shortcuts I took, made me learn a good amount of code quality stuff and of course, just feels good to complete.

rufus , (edited )

Well, Codeberg is a non-profit. I would say if it’s just a few kilobytes/megabytes of code, upload it and donate $10. That should be enough to store that for decades.

I sometimes look for small stuff. Boilerplate code, how other people configure stuff that isn’t well documented, niche interest stuff even if it’s not finished. Sometimes stuff like that is useful.

araozu ,

That’s why I host all my shitty unfinished projects in a Gitea instance in my VPS. Now they actively cost me money and I feel (a tiny bit) more incentivized to do so something with them!

Dasnap , in Me and my new GitHub repository
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why mine are all forks.

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So you are a contributor or stealth reviewer 😅

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually from me using an old abandoned project that has just one little thing I needed added and I go

https://c.tenor.com/kEJ7XCJ_HakAAAAd/tenor.gif

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Sigma Programmer 💪

teft , in Me trying to fix a complex bug that's not important
@teft@startrek.website avatar

How some people are in comments. Always gotta get that one last comment in the chain in.

ErKaf ,

I disagree

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

QuazarOmega ,

Yes.
aaf(1)

ErKaf ,

No

Blamemeta ,

YES!

Isoprenoid ,
ErKaf ,

I will never let it go!

Isoprenoid ,
ErKaf ,

Story of my life

Isoprenoid ,

Is there actually a limit to how far a comment thread can go?

ErKaf ,

I don’t think so.

general_kitten ,

it just continues forever until the ui either fails or doesnt

ErKaf ,

Or until someone of us here stops commenting

Isoprenoid ,
ErKaf ,

Two reply from two people at the exact same time. Do I need to answer both of you to win now?

Btw really nice meme.

bellsDoSing ,

Nah, one is enough. ^^ Curiosity got the better of me thinking about how squished the UI might end up looking.

ErKaf ,

Thanks for allowing me to only write one comment all the time.

Isoprenoid ,

Yeah, one comment keeps it simple. We’re just stress testing.

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/f989fca0-6edf-4b37-96af-e772e7b5faaf.jpeg

philm ,

We’re in the third rainbow, keep building more stripes lol

ErKaf ,

No worrys. I will never stop.

philm ,

And we’re about to enter the fourth rainbow dimension in the next comment…

emptyother ,
@emptyother@programming.dev avatar

Y’all done yet?

ErKaf ,

No!

Isoprenoid ,
bellsDoSing ,

Oh, it’s still going!

ErKaf ,

Of course!

bellsDoSing ,

Alright, looks like 40% filled up on my screen atm.

philm ,

Rookie numbers, it’s probably 15% on my screen, There’s space for a lot more rainbows

ErKaf ,

My screen is used 50% now on my Fairphone 3+

bellsDoSing ,

I hope we’re all talking about portrait orientation. Oh boy, filling it up in landscape mode seems a daunting task. °!°

ErKaf ,

In my App landscape is the same because it makes splitscreen between the Post and the comment section. So the comments are the same width.

bellsDoSing ,

I see, somehow completely forgot that apps might be different. In browser version in landscape (I just noticed) there’s also the right sidebar, which reserves some space. So it wouldn’t even have to go all the way.

ErKaf ,

It’s getting really tight here.

philm ,

Plenty of space for me still (browser version on desktop)

ErKaf ,

Yea the moment I have no space here anymore I have to switch to desktop.

philm ,

Let’s start the sixth rainbow!

ErKaf ,

Leeeeets goooo

bellsDoSing ,

Nice, bit over half way point here.

philm ,

I just calculated exact subpixel accuracy, for me it’s exactly 20.5̅9̅5̅5̅3̅3̅4̅9̅8̅7̅5̅9̅3̅0̅5̅2̅1̅0̅9̅1̅8̅1̅1̅4̅1̅4̅3̅9̅2̅0̅ % that is still missing to fill the whole comment body with rainbows, way to go!

ErKaf ,

Thats not accurate anymore because of my reply. Recalculate please.

bellsDoSing ,

I do wonder if there’s a hard limit at some point regarding “nested replies”…

ErKaf ,

I don’t think so.

philm ,

We’re at 22.8̅2̅8̅7̅8̅4̅1̅1̅9̅1̅0̅6̅6̅9̅9̅7̅5̅1̅8̅6̅1̅0̅4̅2̅1̅8̅3̅6̅2̅2̅% slowly gaining rainbow ground

ErKaf ,

Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccccce. Leeeeeets write MORRRE comments.

philm ,

SUUUUUUUUURE!!!11 I"M oN ITTTTTTTT

bellsDoSing ,

One takeaway from this surely is that such deeply nested endeavours sure are easily missed.

ErKaf ,

ey

bellsDoSing ,

Ha, for sure I missed the other comment…

ErKaf ,

So we can continue now.

bellsDoSing ,

Alright, second season, here we go!

ErKaf ,

Well first a quick PREVIOUSLY ON PROGRAMMER HUMOR: “How some people are in comments. Always gotta get that one last comment in the chain in.”

bellsDoSing ,

Right, that’s how it all started.

I just unfolded everthing. Seems we are on the 8th rainbow. Almost looks like on my phone, while in potrait mode, 10 rainbows will likely have it filled up.

ErKaf ,

On mobile, I’m already unable to reply to you.

bellsDoSing ,

Oh wow, even if you put it in landscape? In either case, lemmy’s web interface hides a lot of context by default when answering via the “messages” notifcation. So in a sense, with that one could reply endlessly. Then again, that’s not part of our experiment I’d say.

ErKaf ,

With my App I do not have more space in landscape because I will see the post and comment section at the same time in split screen mode.

bellsDoSing ,

I see. 9th rainbow, here we go.

ErKaf ,

9 in a very small number imo

bellsDoSing ,

Kinda, but that’s “rainbows”.

Status quo (your comment): 8 x 7 + 1 = 57 sure is bunch of stripes.

ErKaf ,

On Desktop, we aren’t even at 50% yet, tho.

bellsDoSing ,

Oh boy… can’t promise you that I will last that long. I know it sounds pathetic, but is replying to one’s own comment an option (just for stress testing)?

ErKaf ,

GOOOOOOOOD!!!

bellsDoSing ,

Let the streak continue…

ErKaf ,

Two reply from two people at the exact same time. Do I need to answer both of you to win now?

cynber , (edited ) in Me and my new GitHub repository
@cynber@lemmy.ca avatar

I was chatting with a friend, and she mentioned how she tries to at least set up a README, which includes her vision for the project and her plan for the implementation, design, and goals.

Best case scenario is that the planning helps her complete the project herself. Worst case scenario, someone else can pick up where she left off and use her considerations for the project.

I’m thinking of doing that for future projects too

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

ReadMe is always underestimated while project is building, but it can become a cornerstone if it’s setup from very beginning. Your friend is smart 👍

d_k_bo ,

A Free Software License is even more important. There are many great projects out there which you can’t modify etc. because the project isn’t distributed with a license (which means “all rights reserved” in most jurisdictions).

QuazarOmega , in Me and my new GitHub repository

Better to have tried and stopped than never to have started at all

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Exactly 💯

QuazarOmega ,

Heck yeah, you always learn something after all!

fibojoly , in Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

That’s because the COBOL OGs are retired/ing and the industry has been training young people telling them “yeah, sorry, this is all we can pay you”. Here in Europe, they’ll take unemployed people from a different industry, put them on a training course, and bang! you’ve got a grateful new dev who doesn’t know how much they are worth.
You just gotta keep spreading the message. I keep happily sharing my salary, especially with younger, less experienced devs, so we can all win better.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

programmers desperately need to unionize

fibojoly ,

For real. Even just talking to your fellow coding monkeys helps. It’s ironic that for example here in France, despite all our workers rights and revolutionary tradition, speaking about your salary is still a social faux-pas. And who benefits? Certainly not us.

andioop ,

I’d understanding actively pressuring someone to share their salary being a faux-pas. Admittedly, just sharing your own may make some people feel pressured to share theirs out of reciprocity, but just sharing your own salary generates nowhere near the same amount of pressure as outright telling someone “share your salary or you’re a bad person on the side of The Man!”

I hope the amount of people sharing their salary increases and talking about it becomes normalized.

Asafum ,

Man I’d swim to Europe if some company wants to swoop me up and train me for something that valuable lol here in the States I have to not only pay for the training out the nose, but also find the time to do that while still working my regular job lol

fibojoly ,

Well, you could do like many US people and visit Ireland, I suppose :)

cocobean ,

A surprising number of people don’t know about levels.fyi

Go to levels.fyi, find some companies and compare at your level. For a long time I was like “ain’t no way these numbers are accurate, people are getting paid that much?” YES THE NUMBERS ARE ACCURATE; your company’s excuses for a shitty raise this year (“blah blah market conditions, blah blah you are already on the upper end of your band, let’s work on a promotion next year”) are bullshit.

AngryCommieKender ,

I wish they would include the “non-professional” professions. I bet I could have gotten a better pay as a chef if I had any idea what other chefs made at the time.

Liz ,

Does Glass Door have non-office jobs listed? I haven’t looked on there in quite a while but it was the same idea in a more general sense.

AngryCommieKender ,

I don’t know. They want me to sign up before I’m allowed to look at anything.

portside ,

Sadly this doesn’t include my profession (Industrial Automation). Do you know of other alternatives?

cocobean ,

You could try Glassdoor, but my understanding is that it’s not as accurate as levels.

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