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Akrenion , in It's that time of the year again!

Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.

meliaesc ,

Pencil

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  • jasondj ,

    Weird that we never consider that for retail workers though…

    jasondj ,

    Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.

    Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.

    cupcakezealot , in It's that time of the year again!
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again

    aspitzer Bot , in It's that time of the year again!

    wait until it hits little bobby tables…

    xkcd.com/327/

    JohnDClay ,
    jaybone ,

    He drops when you are sleeping. He drops when you’re awake.

    rufus ,

    Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

    So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.

    Little Bobby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

    Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my unsanitized database inputs?

    SHBI7368 , in It's that time of the year again!

    Love it keep em coming

    lasagna , in You can never really trust someone to turn off the remote desktop connection
    @lasagna@programming.dev avatar

    Remote is something I’d only enable while using it. Once found my ubuntu (I use arch btw) with the setting on for some reason. Might be worth checking even if you never turned it on.

    Sternout ,

    How do you switch it on when you don’t have physical access to the computer?

    PoolloverNathan ,

    SSH, most likely

    AVincentInSpace ,

    Remember kids, remote access only counts if it’s graphical! A hacker is legally not allowed to hack into your device if you stop the VNC service.

    Konlanx , in I'll just sort it myself

    This is due to the default sorter in JavaScript sorting by the string value. The reason for that is that this won’t create errors at runtime. Since JavaScript does not have types, this is the safest way of sorting.

    This works:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">const unsorted = [1, 100000, 21, 30, 4]
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">const sorted = unsorted.sort((a, b) => a - b) 
    </span>
    
    UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

    Get out of here with your sensibility!

    ^kidding, ^js ^via ^ts ^is ^my ^life.

    jmcs ,

    Which is a fine decision if you have a programming language to do silly stuff on a personal geocities page, but a horrible one when you start using that language to handle serious data. Silently ignoring what’s probably a bug is dangerous.

    seitanic ,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Which is a fine decision if you have a programming language to do silly stuff on a personal geocities page

    And that is, of course, what it was designed for.

    JS is brilliant considering that it was created by one dude in 10 days. Nobody thought it would become nearly as important as it has become.

    AVincentInSpace ,

    ah yes, a reasonable solution to that problem that any human would think of

    ah yes, a reasonable problem that any human would think of – “what if someone tries to sort a list containing some integers and some arrays, and our interpreter needs to keep chugging instead of telling the programmer they fucked up?”

    Declamatie , in kesiYaNgamia

    At_My_Job_We_Use_This_Case

    AVincentInSpace ,

    wwwhhhhyyyyyy

    mindbleach , in Need a rust version too.

    You have Perl.

    %_=~aj/dy/hfiw8i/g;
    $_/a(h0w8)y@;
    FWA/E.*FW[tu29uy]/;
    %(1)hjc/f4ifh38/y;

    The princess is saved, but all you can think about is rescuing another, with an entirely different plan. Which is just as well because you have no fucking idea how to explain the one you just wrote and executed.

    Aceticon , in Need a rust version too.

    You use Assembly.

    You describe each and every leg movement and each and every step to the castle and over the castle bridge and inside the castle.

    You somehow end up in the castle kitchen.

    sunbeam60 ,

    Or more precisely. You end up in a dark room. You’re not sure it’s in the castle.

    nilloc ,

    And the only way back is by counting every step you took on the way in, and if you miss one, the castle buries you.

    mindbleach ,

    But if you’re right, you have the princess and return home before the guards are done drawing their swords.

    merc , in what's the difference?

    A key difference:

    If you rely too much on PornHub, you’re never going to get fucked.

    If you rely too much on GitHub, you’re eventually going to get fucked.

    WindowsEnjoyer , in what's the difference?

    In Lemmy people are not aware that GitHub is not just git server with lots of code. :)

    spudwart , in what's the difference?

    Grub and GrubHub

    nxdefiant , (edited )

    Using food as the analogy:

    Food…Code

    Kitchen…Dev Environment (IDE, PC, etc)

    Serving…Deploying

    ok good so far

    When I’m done with code I’m not going to deploy yet I commit and store it on a branch in git.

    When I’m done making food that I’m not going to serve yet, I store it in a fridge or pantry.

    When I need external code, I grab it from GitHub. When I need ingredients, I grab them from the grocery store.

    So I think Food Storage, is the closest analog to git. I have local storage (pantry, fridge) that I can use to store food I have acquired.

    Which would mean the grocery store is the closest analogy, but not a restaurant. Or maybe a grocery store with a restaurant.

    fruitycoder , in Need a rust version too.

    You have rust, you decide to rewrite the C plan but the only library that supports it uses unsafe code so you go back and rewrite it. Wait what were you working on?

    Nugelz , in Need a rust version too.

    Why’s this look so poo on my phone?

    MaliciousKebab OP ,

    Might be the client. I use eternity and it looks OK on my phone.

    Unforeseen ,

    Also good in Connect on my phone

    doeknius_gloek ,

    Also good with Boost once I opened the image and clicked “HD”.

    Nugelz ,

    Thank you that fixed it!

    30p87 ,

    Not the best quality, but still easily enjoyable on Eternity Nightly

    tja ,
    @tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Also good in sync on my phone

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    Sync manages these long vertical images the best.

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    Also good on Voyager.

    chandz05 ,

    Also good in Boost on my phone

    EatYouWell ,

    Seconded

    Honytawk ,

    Your app is written in LISP

    r00ty Admin , in Need a rust version too.
    r00ty avatar

    C# is about right. LINQ was meant to make things easier, or at least the code easier to read. Instead, you gain this addiction to seeing how much functional logic you can fit into one line of code (or a single multi-line query) while still remaining readable.

    Curdie ,

    I feel personally attacked.

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