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Rooskie91 , in And don't forget RTFM

Hold on, no one said I had to learn to know how to code.

hector , in Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend

Guys I can’t do front-end! There was a time I was getting kinda good but now there’s too much CSS tricks to learn.

I’m currently making an app for the fediverse and my back-end is amazing but I need help even beginning to make something decent for the front-end!

This is a streaming app, and just developed the chat widget which looks good in OBS, that’s a start.

But the player? Responsible layout? Aaaah it seems impossible.

FooBarrington ,

I’d suggest finding some examples or templates that are reasonably close to what you want, and working from there. It’s much easier to adapt something existing with small tweaks than building it all yourself.

If you have any concrete questions, feel free to shoot me a DM :)

hector ,

Really? That’s so cool thanks :)

FooBarrington ,

Yeah, gladly! I know how opaque and difficult that whole thing can be :)

frezik ,

It’d help if the JavaScript ecosystem could pause on inventing new frameworks every five minutes and instead focus on fixing their tooling problems.

hector ,

I don’t know the developer experience with React+Vite has been amazing for me!

Fast HMR, detailed stack traces, and typing support is so cool!

mhredox ,

Same. Honestly no issues with react+vite that I haven’t been able to solve.

hector ,

It’s so robust I like it a lot :)

exocrinous , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Look, the crystal maze is absolutely essential to run Woodchips without a waterslide. You can complain all you want, but unless you want to run back to Microsoft for your woodchips deployment, this is the way. I’m not saying Gumbies is perfect, here, just that it’s the only viable unix implementation. If you want come up with your own sandcubing solution for Flurble, be my guest.

IdiosyncraticIdiot , in And don't forget RTFM

Classic result of a business man in charge of a software company.

LPT: work for a company where the decision maker comes from an engineering background, not a business background.

You’re welcome.

WanakaTree , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

alt1804 , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

What app/website is this? I haven’t found a good crossword app yet

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

Not OP but I think it looks like Shortyz on Android, which I used for a long time, but I recently switched to Forkyz (an unofficial fork of Shortyz) because it gets more active support. You can get it on F-droid or its current repo on Gitlab.

tatterdemalion , in Yup sums up all my project
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Yea except serverless you pay for usage, so if you have zero users, it’s free! Just make sure you put a hard limit on autoscaling.

cows_are_underrated , in My Git Knowledge

Gut clone

Cwilliams ,

<span style="color:#323232;">cat ~/.bash_history </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">| </span><span style="color:#323232;">grep </span><span style="color:#183691;">"gut add" </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">| </span><span style="color:#323232;">wc -l
</span>

I’ve typed that more times than I thought…

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

alias gut=git

uis ,

echo alias gut=git >> ~/.bashrc

Zikeji , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

What if my job title says that? Who’s going to tell my employer they’re wrong.

Then again, “full stack software engineer” as a title might also well just be buzzwords.

!And yes, I know the site is satire lol.!<

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

I liken a software engineer to someone like an architect. Architects will spend countless hours doing research, sketching out designs, creating documentation and presentations, and maybe even building to-scale models. But one thing they don’t do is actually build their designs. The constructions workers do that. And in the case of software (be it web or otherwise), those people are the developers.

Now, there are exceptions to every rule. I acknowledge that - especially in computing - it’s possible to blur lines. But I still feel there many more developers than there are real software engineers.

macaroni1556 ,

But architects aren’t engineers either! We have engineers in building construction, they are called engineers.

They ensure all required calculations are done, all safety standards are adhered to, they complete detailed designs, and they sign off on a project legally so things like quotes and timelines have legal teeth.

overzeetop ,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

And, unlike engineers in manufacturing whose deep-pocket corporations bought an exemption, Engineers in the A/E/C field are licensed. And if you screw up you can lose your ability to work in your field…forever.

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

I haven’t met an “engineer” who isn’t developing code. This is such a weird distinction. The people asking for a design are the customer, the high level design handled by the product manager, the nitty gritty is handled by the software engineers. Some businesses may make a distinction for payroll purposes but there is no prevailing standard.

intensely_human ,

Unless you know what “full stack” means.

originalucifer , in Developer stages of grief
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

too soon man, too soon

camr_on , in It's so simple!
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Krazam is my favorite YouTuber and it’s not close

Landmammals , in CheapGuilty™ A hypothetical Amazon feature that disables "high-to-low" filter if you are cheap 😅

If you set the filter high to low you can choose the right amount of cheap.

abucci , in White House weighing in on the big issues
@abucci@buc.ci avatar

@andrew I know exactly one vi command. :q!

banaan , in Java...

Who Javas in Excel?

XTornado ,

I hope that nobody… I am not going to search it because I will find somebody crazy enough of doing something like that

SHBI7368 , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

I think we gotta take this offline

Chewbaccabra ,

I’ve taken the CEO offline!

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