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Toes , 2 months ago in I just love pain The Friday button should take your finger
The Friday button should take your finger
eskuero , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
groet , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job 1.1
1.1
evening_push579 , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job Lol test
Lol test
xmunk , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job Converted more tests to use the correct handle.
Converted more tests to use the correct handle.
cupcakezealot , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen
it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen
brygphilomena , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.
Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.
ptz OP , 2 months ago #NotMyJob Love it.
#NotMyJob
Love it.
jubilationtcornpone , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?
Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?
ptz OP , 2 months ago In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol
In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol
jubilationtcornpone , 2 months ago Last time it was the data team. “We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .” Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.
Last time it was the data team.
“We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”
Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.
knightly , 2 months ago It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD
It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD
4am , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... “Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”
“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”
koncertejo , 2 months ago in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION As an audio engineer, I was very confused about what this had to do with Direct Injection for a second.
As an audio engineer, I was very confused about what this had to do with Direct Injection for a second.
teft , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?
Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?
AtariDump , 2 months ago https://y.yarn.co/773a8c98-5f66-4ac7-92d8-805fa7049561_text.gif
https://y.yarn.co/773a8c98-5f66-4ac7-92d8-805fa7049561_text.gif
AtariDump , 2 months ago I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem
I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem
ptz OP , 2 months ago I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now. So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system (dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system) Will try to get a few posts up soon.
I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.
So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system (dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)
Will try to get a few posts up soon.
joelfromaus , 2 months ago Subscribed (⌐■_■)
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shalafi , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.
Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.
Toes , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.
This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.
cerement , 2 months ago the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …
the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …
arudesalad , 2 months ago One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.
One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.
Toes , 2 months ago I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It’s the eggnog man it guides you.
I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It’s the eggnog man it guides you.
Pyro , 2 months ago in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION Hello inject me with beans please not again
Hello inject me with beans please
not again
Klear , 2 months ago Yeah, I’d rather get injeancted with beans.
Yeah, I’d rather get injeancted with beans.
incogtino , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this.... “Well, see you Monday!”
“Well, see you Monday!”
henfredemars , 2 months ago Found the senior dev. Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.
Found the senior dev.
Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.
cerement , 2 months ago California could be first state to give workers right to ignore boss’s after-hours calls, texts, emails
California could be first state to give workers right to ignore boss’s after-hours calls, texts, emails
ptz OP , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) (Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈
(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈
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