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Tolookah , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

The real question is did the ai go on and on (like my commencement speaker who narrated their life), Or was it a short speech?

SoupBrick ,

Most likely a prerecorded message, whoever rented out that clanker probably did not want to leave anything to chance.

CluckN ,

It did have a Q&A section where you could ask the robot questions.

tetris11 , in Public has no right to swim in sea, claims firm that dumped sewage at bathing spot
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Tories empowering firms to dump toxic sludge is something that will take decades to recover from. Fuck Johnson and fuck Sunak.

BigMacHole , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

And then they could put those Mozarts to work in their slave shacks while complaining about the lack of Mozarts!

SonicBlue03 , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

I think we’re good on Mozarts.

Rottcodd , (edited ) in Senior Democrat calls for arrests of ‘leftwing fascists’ urging Gaza ceasefire

So… is he desperately dishonest or insane?

Because none of that hysterical gibberish made even the slightest bit of sense.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I dunno, he said he wasn’t sure it was a thing and the headline decided he said it was.

Rottcodd ,

Yes - he framed his statement with one of the stock phrases that people use when they want to be able to say something, then later, if necessary, claim that that’s not really what they said

I don’t think a news source has a responsibility to include that bit of transparent rhetorical trickery in a headline.

WraithGear , (edited )
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

“I’m not a bigot, but…”

Rottcodd ,

Yep.

The goal is to be able to say something while evading responsibility for having said it.

doubtingtammy , in SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street

“We’re not in Afghanistan or Gaza,” he says.

I hate this mentality so much. We’re not in Afghanistan or Gaza, but we’re all still human. Their deaths are equally tragic.

It’s even the same weapons a lot of the time! The cops are all kitted out in surplus from the Afghanistan war, and receive “counterterrorism” training from the soldiers currently slaughtering children in Gaza.

Here’s an article from 10 years ago about the Ferguson/Palestine connection. ebony.com/the-fergusonpalestine-connection-403/

Analog ,

Are you sure you interpreted that statement correctly?

Article said:

The overwhelming force that SWAT teams employ is designed to ensure officer safety, which Schock acknowledges is important. But he says this needs to be balanced by people’s rights against unreasonable searches and seizures. “We’re not in Afghanistan or Gaza,” he says.

If Afghanistan or Gaza have something similar to the fourth amendment, then maybe I can see your take.

Otherwise, and what the author seems to be inferring, is that those countries don’t have protections against unreasonable searches and seizures. Not that their people are in any way less human.

420blazeit69 ,

I don’t think he’s talking about search and seizure laws in foreign countries. Reads to me like “this is not a war zone, you don’t need 10 guys with rifles and armor to safely go talk to someone.”

doubtingtammy ,

I’m not making a legal argument against searches, I’m making a moral argument for international solidarity.

The lawyer’s statement isn’t that objectionable in a vacuum. But it’s representative of how Americans view the world. We see something terrible in our own society, and we say, “How can this happen here? This isn’t [a country we completely fucked over]!” Then the rest of the discussion is how to solve the problem here, instead of addressing the root cause.

If Afghanistan or Gaza have something similar to the fourth amendment, then maybe I can see your take.

Think of the context the bill of rights was written in. Most of those amendments were a reaction to the fear of an occupying force. Obviously these anti-occupation policies don’t apply to a people under occupation.

Here’s the thing: does a citizen in a crime ridden neighborhood in America have something similar to the fourth amendment? Legally they do. In reality, many don’t. After you have the police bust into your home for no reason without a warrant, you have a different take on the constitution.

Thanks to SCOTUS, the fourth amendment is functionally non-existent for a large number of americans, and the police operate as an occupying force. They use the same weapons as international occupying armies. They train each other. They fund each other. They’re all part of the military industrial complex. It’s all the same struggle

Omega_Haxors ,

When dealing with burger journalists anything that can be taken as dehumanizing, should be taken as dehumanizing.

griD , (edited ) in What the actual fuck

Holy hyper-normalization :O

ETA: One could figure out the state of our media and our (online) existence by just thinking a bit about those beautiful hashtags.

fosforus , in The Economist has killed satire

The Economist is known for being over-the-top dry almost to the point of humor when talking of horrible thing and how they affect economy.

9point6 , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

Is this what natural selection looks like in the modern age?

golden_zealot ,
@golden_zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Only if they all die.

southsamurai ,
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Only if they die before reproducing, and even then only if their stupidity is genetic

Annoyed_Crabby , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

I certainly didn’t know Hitler and the Nazi started by protesting against German for being complicit with genocide that clearly recorded and for the world to see.

Rikj000 , in Forget Ubisoft's AAAA Games, CD Projekt Is Making 'AAAAA' Games
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Wen AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA games?

MxM111 ,

That’s Dwarf Fortress.

7heo ,
delirious_owl , in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
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It said the 62-year-old had died from a “self-inflicted” wound on 9 March and police were investigating.

NegativeInf ,

Those quotes are doing a lot of interesting lifting.

RGB3x3 ,

Unlike Boeing planes right now.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, those plants are doing said lifting in unusually interesting ways, that’s the problem.

muad_dibber ,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The US has a habit of suiciding it’s whistleblowers (gary webb comes to mind). Failing that, it tortures them. Very free country, much democracy.

bobs_monkey , in 🙃😵💀

Sure, and while we’re at it, let’s just skip all meals to save money! These fucking people, man. Anything to shy away from the fact that we the people are getting fleeced.

pinkdrunkenelephants OP ,

I hope like hell no one actually listens to it

HikingVet ,

You know the grindset people do.

Master ,
@Master@beehaw.org avatar

I already skip breakfast. Maybe ill start skipping lunch too to Sade money…

Thordros , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

And always remember! Be bold! Be brave! Sorry, but as a large language model I am unable to assess ethical questions of that nature! And always follow your dreams!

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Also, sign up for the military, I hear we they are offering some great deals!

NESSI3 , (edited ) in Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow

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