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Carighan , in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
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I mean, I am fully behind how suspicious this looks, but also… fuck me, getting help as a whistleblower or anyone involved in major accidents due to lax safety standards in the maximisation of profits is a horrible process. It’s no wonder that people wash out, drop out, or end themselves. (in general, not in this particular case)

I mean if nothing else you live with guilt as you constantly ask yourself whether you could have done more or sooner to prevent a few hundred people being dead, you are blacklisted from the industry, and you get sued by the company so now you have to defend yourself in court despite not having a job. No wonder people end up depressed. Reminds me of that pilot who ditched a plane. Yeah they made mistaked, but OTOH the pilot himself once in the actual accident also displayed heroic efforts in saving people’s lives. Still, he never flew again. Haunts you I imagine. And it’s not like stricter standards and better safety margins wouldn’t have trivially avoided their crash long before the pilots had any input.

autotldr Bot , in German patient vaccinated against Covid 217 times

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A 62-year-old man from Germany has, against medical advice, been vaccinated 217 times against Covid, doctors report.

“We learned about his case via newspaper articles,” Dr Kilian Schober, from the university’s microbiology department, said.

Dr Schober said: "We were able to take blood samples ourselves when the man received a further vaccination during the study at his own insistence.

Evidence for 130 of the jabs was collected by the public prosecutor of the city of Magdeburg, who opened an investigation with the allegation of fraud, but no criminal charges were brought.

Messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA) vaccines work by showing the body’s cells a bit of genetic code from the virus.

Dr Schober worried hyper-stimulating the immune system with repeated doses might have fatigued certain cells.


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Delphia , in The Enhanced Games: Peter Thiel backs drug-fuelled Olympics-style competition

PEDs could literally change peoples lives if doctors were allowed to prescribe and manage their use. Im on some shit that would turn up on a test if I were an olympic athlete, simply because I got tired of trying to keep my middle-aged ass in shape and continually catching minor injuries that fucked up my training. The fact is, some of these drugs/compounds are banned because they WORK.

autotldr Bot , in Mike 'Holmes Approved Homes' demolished due to alleged defects

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As CBC News previously reported, Tarion filed an $8 million lawsuit in 2021 against parties involved in the project, alleging 14 TerraceWood houses were built with defects.

In its lawsuit, Tarion alleges the 14 TerraceWood houses were built with flaws such as improperly installed roofs, water leakage and major structural issues that raise “serious safety concerns.”

In its statement of defence, The Holmes Group claimed it “made no representations” to anyone regarding the development, wasn’t hired by any homeowners to do inspections and, in fact, “had no involvement whatsoever” with the project.

CBC News showed documents detailing Holmes and his companies’ dealings in TerraceWood to realtor and real estate law expert Varun Sriskanda, who was not involved in the development.

Tourgis said in an email no homeowner opted to buy an upgrade inspection package offered by The Holmes Group, so it “had absolutely no access to any of the residences in the project, from their design, to their installation and construction.”

Based on “expert engineering advice,” some of the homes which Tarion condemned “were more than capable of being repaired,” said Matt Smith, the municipality’s interim CAO,in an email.


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Slotos , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

We already have thousands of Mozarts rotting in poverty. The fact that these two cunts don’t get it is an evidence for them being entitled, racist, pieces of shit.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

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CrushKillDestroySwag , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

A trillion is a lot. Even if we all went vegan and the food supply was centrally managed, I’m not sure you could do that on Earth.

Balthazar , in Sam Bankman-Fried says he was ‘surprised’ by FTX’s $8bn balance-sheet hole

So, he’s pleading negligence?

spittingimage , in last week's satire is today's actual headline
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Good place for someone to post that “you see how that’s worse, right?” meme.

jungekatz , in last week's satire is today's actual headline
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Lmaao

ruford1976 , in UttarPradesh man bites his neighbors genitals in fight over goats.

Hey thanks for cross posting! i will leave my comment here from other thread

This was in my city Shahjahanpur (pronounced : Shah Jahan pur) The incident that took place in Roza left the goat owner injured, requiring four stitches. FIR against Gangaram under IPC sections 323 (voluntarily causing hurt), 504 (intentional insult) and 506 (criminal intimidation)." Just last year, again in Uttar Pradesh, a man had cut off the genitals of his male friend in Bareilly after the latter recorded a video of him in a compromising situation and set about extorting money from the individual. Police said “The victim will recover over time and can live a normal life. We’ll take strict action against Gangaram”

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Okay but how do you bite someone’s genitals hard enough to need stitches if they’re wearing clothes? How do you push someone down, get their junk out, and bite through the skin without getting your eyes gouged out?

library_napper ,
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Ropes

D61 , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

the moment of the Butlerian Jihad comes one step closer

autotldr Bot , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

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But that hasn’t stopped a group of raw milk enthusiasts from seeking out untreated dairy in their search for purported immune system benefits.

In other words, intentionally seeking out being infected by the virus by drinking raw milk — something the CDC expressly advises against — is a bad idea.

“Deliberating consuming raw milk in the hope of becoming immune to avian influenza is playing Russian roulette with your health,” UC Davis researcher Michael Payne told the LA Times.

“Deliberately trying to infect yourself with a known pathogen flies in the face of all medical knowledge and common sense.”

One study also examined dead barn cats at dairies in Texas and Kansas that were infected by the virus, suggesting that raw milk may be dangerous to other mammals.

“While there have been no known cases of human transmission of H5N1 from raw milk, it’s certainly conceivable that it could happen, and this is a highly fatal virus not just for cats but for humans too,” said American Academy of Pediatrics Committee on Infectious Diseases chair Sean O’Leary said in a recent statement.


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Carighan , in Supreme Court: Drivers hauling baked goods are in transportation, not baking
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I mean it’s logical, much like the flipside were if you bake instead of build a car, you’re a baker not a builder.

Late2TheParty OP , in Supreme Court: Drivers hauling baked goods are in transportation, not baking
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TBF, I wasn’t certain if this was the correct group to post in. Also, is it poor form to post here and the lemmy.world instance? I’m just looking for my left and my right boundaries.

HowMany , in Senior Democrat calls for arrests of ‘leftwing fascists’ urging Gaza ceasefire

Senior democrat who has never read the Constitution and thinks he’s in the Duma.

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