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jaybone , in What the actual fuck

And Palestinians can lose weight by not having food.

davel , in What the actual fuck
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This apparently is Dr. Raz Hagoel’s Linkedin and his clinic’s website.

BloodSlut , in What the actual fuck

bruh

pensivepangolin , in What the actual fuck

Another shining example of why the Jerusalem post is a propagandistic rag. And not a very good one at that.

Varyk , in What the actual fuck

Ho hooooowhaaaat the F is right, that’s crazy

Chariotwheel , in What the actual fuck

Who the actual fuck approved this for publishing?

binomialchicken ,

Nobody approved it, its just AI generated and automatically published.

Hamartiogonic ,
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Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

ursakhiin , in What the actual fuck

Here me out. Exercise is important in a time of unrest. Maybe the most important. How else do you expect to out run those bombs…

trash80 , in What the actual fuck
PunnyName , in What the actual fuck

Capitalism 101 - sell whatever you can, whenever you can.

SuckMyWang ,

What are they selling? Apart from ads and your data. If anything it sounds like they’re saying the stress will make you consume less so it’s a horrible opportunity to lose weight if you haven’t been able to before. Still a weird take though as war is usually associated with being malnourished, might be the reason it seems offensive rather than trying to make the best of a bad situation.

mateomaui , in What the actual fuck

Really, really, really reaching for that silver lining.

Like, Mr Fantastic or Elastigirl type reaching.

LazaroFilm ,
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More like a 16 years old stretch Armstrong left at the bottom of a drawer…

lorenz ,

not my problem if you can’t get sarcasm

mateomaui ,

lol these don’t even make sense now, just blocking you fools from now on, feel free to waste your time making new accounts.

soloner ,

Don’t forget Luffy! 😁

SendMePhotos ,

Was Mr fantastic bad? I want to watch it.

mateomaui ,

Wait, are we talking about the same thing? I meant Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic 4 comic, for which I believe all the movies should probably be buried somewhere. I don’t remember them that well. Captain Fantastic with Viggo Mortensen is great, but a totally different genre. Fantastic Mr Fox is a hoot. Not sure what other options it could be.

asexualchangeling ,

I have a soft spot for the fantastic 4 movie from the early 2000s it wasn’t perfect but I kinda liked it, we don’t talk about fant4stic though…

mateomaui ,

If that’s the one with Chris Evans, yeah, it was alright, much better than the later ones iirc.

7of9 ,
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I thought it was about the trumpet player in the Blues Brothers

Mannimarco , in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Hey look another responsible gun owner

alvvayson , in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

I really don’t understand why Americans think people like this should be owning firearms.

Is this guy the “well regulated” militia?

I really don’t believe this is what their ancestors had in mind when they wrote the second amendment.

SkaveRat ,

No, he’s clearly part of the “good guys with a gun”, group

BruceTwarzen ,

The 4 year old coul've been yhe next hitler, who knows

Tangentism ,

Well, she was trying to bolt after serving him an eviction notice and leaving others to enforce it!

Dark_Dragon ,

Instead of not owning it and nobody can own one. There should be a choice. If they want one. They should have to vetted psychologically too. Then they can own one. If not they can’t have one. It’s not outright ban the use like other countries.

aeternum , in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

American sentences are ridiculous. A serial killer where i live got 30 years. This guy kills one kid, and he gets 100 years?

Masimatutu ,
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Well the American judicial system is made for punishment and not actually for helping those people, so if anything they just become more dangerous. And when they release them into society again, they’ll be excluded because of their past, making them even more likely to commit crimes again. So therefore they just don’t.

mortalglowworm , in The Economist has killed satire

This is a great reminder regarding class: the rich do not die in the wars. They can only lose a bit of money.

hglman ,

They have died in wars, they can again.

Starlet , in The Economist has killed satire
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bigboopballs ,
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as he should have pray-against

D3FNC ,

fucking nailing it 100 years out from the grave, GOAT

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