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delirious_owl , in police condemn ITV for naming new comedy show Piglets
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I mean pigs are much cuter and nicer and more intelligent than police.

Dogs (as used in animal farm) might be more accurate except most dogs don’t want to start trouble and murder brown people.

Most cops may be bastards, but there’s plenty of bastards that aren’t as fucked up and evil as cops.

At the end of the day, it doesn’t get more derogatory than “cop”. But sometimes I like to say “uniformed gangster”

MachineFab812 , in police condemn ITV for naming new comedy show Piglets

Mmmm … bacon.

MotoAsh ,

Not enough sizzle, turn up the heat!

autotldr Bot , in police condemn ITV for naming new comedy show Piglets

This is the best summary I could come up with:


In tongue-in-cheek promotion for the show, ITV said: “The government’s stated policy of recruiting 20,000 new police officers in double-quick time has not come at the cost of lowering standards.

“Piglets follows a newly recruited group of six very different would-be cops and the handful of key staff whose thankless task it is to knock them into some kind of shape.”

Its acting national chair, Tiffany Lynch, said the name was “highly offensive to police officers risking their lives to protect the public every day, providing an emergency service”.

“I find it incredulous that this has passed through checks and balances at an organisation made up of people who at any time have or may need the support and assistance of the police,” she added.

Responding to the criticism, ITV said: “Piglets is a fictional new comedy about a police training academy and the title is not intended to cause any offence, it’s a comedic and endearing play on words to emphasise the innocence and youth of our young trainees.”

The show, from the award-winning team behind hit comedies such as Green Wing and Smack the Pony, features Sarah Parish and Mark Heap as two superintendents overseeing the training of the next batch of recruits.


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ShinkanTrain , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

Regular Nobel Prize Recipient Barack “Blow up Doctors Without Borders” Obama: Amateurs

p03locke ,
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You’re going to have to back that one up…

ShinkanTrain ,
p03locke ,
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You imply that Obama had a direct hand in the decision. Instead, the US military fucked up, and Obama issued an apology.

That’s a far cry from writing an article recommending the bombing of Palestinian radio stations.

ShinkanTrain ,

Oh, right, the military made a little whoopsiedoo when they deliberately committed that war crime and stopped all investigations. We should blame the guy in charge of the military. Commander in Chief… Barack Obama?

I’m sure the families of the victims were moved by the apologies and the $6000.

yogthos , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’
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What’s more German than trying to achieve peace through genocide.

delirious_owl ,
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Nazi*

geneva_convenience , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

Journalistic standards in the West is how hard you blow the establishment.

Pearlwford , (edited ) in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

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  • khapyman , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

    The article has some really weird parts underlining somebody’s anti-Russian and pro-Ukrainian while discussing Gaza/Israel -situation. It’s like there’s one larger eastern power killing indiscriminantly a smaller population west of them. And per article it’s horrific when it’s Gaza but somehow it’s US and UK imperialism when Russians are killing/raping/pillagin in Ukraine.

    I’d take the source with a grain of salt.

    Aria ,

    Neither of these conflicts are indiscriminate killings. Israel is deliberately targeting civilians and children. Russia is targeting military targets. It’s not through pure chance that Israel has killed over a hundred times as many children.

    some_guy , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

    This lady can eat my ass. What a piece of shit.

    atro_city ,

    Why would you grant her that honor?

    delirious_owl ,
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    I don’t know about your ass, but I’m pretty sure mine tastes like shit

    Reddfugee42 ,

    Yeah but what if she’s into that

    happybadger , in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’
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    hitler-detector The German skull has a unique bump which makes them genetically fascist.

    AnarchoBolshevik ,
    Shinhoshi ,
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    Any downvoters want to comment or is it just bigotry?

    velox_vulnus , (edited ) in Author who recommended killing Palestinian journalists receives German ‘peace prize’

    I’m curious as to what’s the opinion of an average German about this? Because this is so fucked up - a right-winger fascist gets a peace prize? Now that’s a new one.

    sunzu ,

    Israel has the right to exist bro which also covers an ethnic cleansing to make ww2 right

    That's about the only thing a German can muster up nowadays it seems.

    Duamerthrax ,

    which also covers an ethnic cleansing to make ww2 right

    What brain damage do you have?

    sunzu ,

    Common sense dear :)

    Duamerthrax ,

    If “Common sense” is rationalize genocide, then I don’t need it. Seriously. Your types normally deny it. Now you’re just encouraging an endless cycle of violence. In 20 to 30 years, when the surviving Palestinian kids have grown up and gotten their own resources, are you just going to be fine with them attacking Israel or burning synagogues? Cause accounting to your logic, it would be their turn.

    sunzu ,

    You are attacking the messenger... This is the time line we got and this is the logic currently employed by zionists, israel and their acolytes.

    They clearly don't care about how Palestinian children grow up... if at all.

    So under their, logic yes, it seems that's what they want so they can finish the genocide.

    Duamerthrax ,

    You are attacking the messenger…

    No, I’m criticizing the propagandist.

    sunzu ,

    It would be propaganda if it was not true.

    If you got issue with above thesis, please provide a counter argument that would explain away current situation better.

    Duamerthrax ,

    There is no “truth” to the way the world works. Only people perpetuating a status quo by parroting propaganda.

    sparkle ,

    I think people misinterpreted your comment. I read it as “Israel has the right to exist bro, which includes ethnic cleansing to right the wrongs of WW2”. You know, sarcastically

    sunzu ,

    U read it right but I think so did most of down voters, they just don't want to accept that this is really how the logic works.

    Normal person can't accept that the world works like this it seems. So they will enable it to work like this lol

    Carighan ,
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    No real opinion about it, tbh.

    It’s a “price” handed out by a for-profit conglomerate, so it’s not really something I ever thought about in all the years it very briefly came up. In fact this is the first I’m reminded about it existing in 4 years or so? I doubt most germans have ever heard of the “Börsenverein”, nevermind it’s “price” or this author or what she wrote.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

    “Börseverein” basically means “Stock Market Club”. At least they’re not subtle.

    sunzu ,

    Ahh rent seekers and money changers club supporting the genocide state

    man can't make this up

    Pirasp ,

    So, average German here. Person I have never heard of gets an award I’ve never heard of. Doesn’t seem very peaceful to me tho.

    I’d say I’m interested in hearing the reasoning, but that would be a lie. It’s been a while since I cared about any such awards.

    unexposedhazard ,

    Yeah, anyone can just make up an award and give it to anyone. Thats not even really newsworthy.

    Barx ,

    Par for the course from the country that reintegrated its Nazis.

    some_guy ,

    I’m no nazi apologist, but given how many members of the party were average people who didn’t take part in the genocide, I don’t really know what else you’d expect. Yes, probably a lot more higher ups and definitely anyone who had direct knowledge of the camps should have been up for war crimes, but what about the schlub who repaired people’s plumbing?

    Fuck all nazis. See a nazi, punch a nazi. All that jazz.

    Barx ,

    Bruh there were no innocent Nazis this is a form of Holocaust denial

    happybadger ,
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    My shirt saying “I’m no nazi apologist, but…” has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

    some_guy ,

    Fuck off. I raised the point that vilifying people who had party affiliation but no real participation is wrong and that’s valid. I hate that my mother votes for Trump, but that doesn’t make her evil. She’s bigoted and misguided. She’s certainly no Steve Bannon.

    Further, contemporary nazis have no excuse while in early-20th Germany there was far less access to non-state information. My mother’s a useful idiot to the right whereas modern day nazis know exactly what they’re supporting. Modern nazism gets no benefit of the doubt.

    happybadger ,
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    I raised the point that vilifying people who had party affiliation but no real participation is wrong and that’s valid

    So I saw your shirt and and that made me have some questions. Explain the difference between your Nazi apologia and the clean Wehrmacht myth.

    huf ,

    they joined the nazi party, mate. they went and did it. it’s not like someone drove by and threw a membership book at them and boom, they were now nazis. they went and deliberately joined the most racist party.

    Nakoichi ,
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    Fuck all nazis. See a nazi, punch a nazi. All that jazz.

    Nah dude fuck all the way off you don’t get to defend ACTUAL NAZI PARTY MEMBERS and then say that.

    vxx ,

    The average German thinks skwawkbox isn’t a reliable source.

    Nakoichi ,
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    smegger , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells

    Well that’s the creepiest thing on the internet today

    Flyberius , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells
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    I have no mouth

    unreachable , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells
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    blarth , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells

    What a comforting bedtime story.

    The_Che_Banana ,

    SHHHH LITTLE HUMAN. CLOSE YOUR EYE BALL SHUTTERS AND TIME TO SL L L EEEP.

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