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KingThrillgore , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor
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Sex is great but changing the world feels better.

son_named_bort , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

That’s what he likes about college girls, he keeps getting older, they stay the same age, yes they do.

Omega_Haxors , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

Step 1) Go to protest

Step 2) Find partner and have kids

Step 3) Raise your kids as Maoists

Omega_Haxors , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

I’m starting to think NY is a neo-nazi hotspot with how many of their institutions are just outright fascist.

Daxtron2 ,

Considering how much of the state is a conservative hell hole, kinda.

Juice , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

“The reason so many students are engaged in protests is because not enough co-eds are having sex with me, their professor”

PowerCrazy , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

Sounds like the words of someone who has never been to a protest. One of the best part of protests is the high chance of meeting someone during the protest that will lead to life-long friends and possibly even sex.

TheAnonymouseJoker , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor
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I did not know They Live movie was so accurate. Western elites want you to stay distracted with sex, junk food and entertainment so you do not question the establishment.

Railison ,

See also: Brave New World

Annoyed_Crabby , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

I certainly didn’t know Hitler and the Nazi started by protesting against German for being complicit with genocide that clearly recorded and for the world to see.

MajorHavoc , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

It’s worth mentioning that Galloway routinely describes himself as “an attention-seeking whore”.

Why bring it up? It seems relevant if you’re deciding how much of your own energy to spend discussing this.

Railison ,

Maybe if he was getting more sex…

Zeppo , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor
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Does that mean I’m more or less likely to get laid after attending an anti-Israel protest?

Alsephina ,

The title seems to suggest that joining a pro-Palestine protest is the solution, so I’d say more likely

Obonga ,

As these protests would be full of underfucked people (according to the article) your chances of ending up at an orgy afterwards are like really high.

I guess the dude thought his ero-fiction was fit for a newspaper.

Zeppo ,
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That was my first thought, but then I considered maybe they aren’t planning on changing their status.

pingveno ,

Protest hard, party hard?

Boomkop3 , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

I think we have a nominee for dumbest take of the century. The author, Jon Levine, can go f himself.

On that note, how many prostitutes could you hire on a college campus for the cash saved by firing a bunch of full time cops and security personnel?

Cuz clearly this would be a much better approach at solving the root of the problem

lurch , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

I’m all for people enjoying more sex, but that excuse is a bit far fetched.

GrymEdm , (edited ) in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

“Baby, that was amazing! I feel completely different about 110,000+ dead and wounded Palestinians. Turns out I wasn’t morally conflicted about my country’s involvement or where taxes are going, just horny.”

KickMeElmo , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

Of course it’s from the New York Post. Who the hell reads this garbage?

Spiralvortexisalie ,

All the rags have their bias, but they arguably have more boots on the ground then me so its worthwhile source. That you know their bias lets you unfilter their reporting. Kinda of how NYT has banned the word Palestine, but is still respected world over. This is an obvious garbage article but also shows you the depths these manipulators have to go to make this not about Israel. That they are trying everything and nothing is still connecting to the average joe is pretty telling.

outer_spec , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor
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…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

Delphia ,

If that was your grandmother, I was inside her today.

outer_spec ,
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…You were inside a dead person? 🤨

Delphia ,

I was in something that could lift up to 5000 pounds and had 3 wheels.

riccardo ,

what if the world was made of pudding

AtariDump ,
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