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mizu6079 OP ,
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I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.

rkk ,
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I am happy for your achievement. Well done!

TimeMuncher ,

Bananas and plenty of water works for me. You can also make a banana milk shake (blend ripe bananas with cold milk in a blender) and drink it.

mizu6079 OP ,
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My roommate suggested the same thanks. I just sent him to get me some.

jerrimu ,

I take kratom, an herb with opioid properties so I deal with this a lot. Prunes and other dried fruits have sugar alcohols, which work for a lot of people, coffee is ok. I take magnesium and fuller supplements, so try bananas and oatmeal if you wanna do this with just food.

mizu6079 OP ,
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Idk if that’s available in my area but I’ll try to look for it. Thanks.

Witki ,

Raw dragon fruit is like natural laxatives

mizu6079 OP ,
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I have a whole crate of them :D

Seven ,
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How the hell do you have a whole crate of raw dragonfruit (as in, who has it lol)? Is it related to the lore?

AntOnARant ,

Eat 2 Kiwi Fruits a day

mizu6079 OP ,
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Isn’t available here atm

ViridianNott ,

Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated

mizu6079 OP ,
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That's what got me constipated in the first place.

ditherwither ,

Yo, didn't notice it was the same person

This is hilarious

NewWorldOverHere ,

The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.

MajorMajormajormajor ,
BloodyFable ,

WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.

mizu6079 OP ,
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hush

DarraignTheSane ,
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Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.

mizu6079 OP ,
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Thanks a lot imma try them all at once

Chetzemoka ,

You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo "The Bomb" lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/

I'm more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it's worth.

rkk ,
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prune juice XD trust me

"It may be used as a dietary supplement to act as a laxative. " /wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prune_juice

mizu6079 OP ,
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I’m gonna try to find it at the store when I go out. Thanks.

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