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Bishma ,
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The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.

rarkgrames ,
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I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣

jg1i ,

Big glass of regular cow milk.🥛

MargotRobbie ,
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Wait for the next update. This meme cow isn’t nearly through with milking yet.

jugalator ,

Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.

Boozilla ,
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I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

mizu6079 OP ,
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mizu is what

Drusas ,

I'll just say that there's a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.

EuroNutellaMan ,
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So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days... can you tellbus what you were doing now?

ThatGirlKylie ,

I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??

This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.

Shits crazy.

hyveltjuven ,

So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?

mizu6079 OP ,
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Sorry but I really can’t 🥲

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