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vegeta OP ,

Someobdy is turning State’s evidence

nailingjello ,

There have long been rumors that he’s an informant already. If that’s true, then I’m guessing he REALLY screwed up bad to be arrested without bail.

ravhall ,

over 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant were discovered during the raids

TachyonTele ,

I did not want to know that. Thanks…

foggy ,

Slippery P Diddy, they called him!

Lost_My_Mind ,

And just like in Starfox64, Slippy is now saying “WHOA!!! HELP ME!!!”

But everyone just sees the cry as annoying, and ignores it.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (sorry, I had to!)

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Listen, we’ve all been there. It’s Tuesday, the whole week is ahead of you, and there isn’t anything good on TV. Sometimes you just need to do science. What’s the best ratio of baby oil to lube for cooking flank steak? The best ratio for checking the tire pressure in your car? How many times can you jump rope in a pool of baby oil with a lubricated Stretch Armstrong? These are questions that science hasn’t answered yet, and I’ll be damned if I besmirch Sean “P. Diddy” Combs good name because of the advancements he brought to the discipline of scie-- oh, hold on, I’m getting some new information. Ahh, I see. He’s one of those sex perverts. Uh-huh. That makes more sense. Very well, then, besmirch away.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never been “1,000 bottles of baby oil” there. 10, maybe, and I consider myself “sexually adventurous”, but 1,000?? Wow

Please tell us mortals what that’s like

tiefling ,

1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Ugh, let ‘em have it. I’m not in my 20s anymore

Vandals_handle ,
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1000 bottles of baby oil on the wall, 1000 bottles of baby oil, take one down, spread it around, 999 bottles of baby oil on the wall

Lost_My_Mind ,

How dry is his dick??? God damn!

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Is … is yours externally self-lubricating?

ravhall ,

Precum.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Even if it wasn’t, I can’t imagine need a THOUSAND bottles of lube…

AmbiguousProps , (edited )

Combs is a music icon, self-made entrepreneur, loving family man, and proven philanthropist

They said the line! He’s a family man, pack it up folks. Nothing to see here.

EleventhHour , (edited )
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I mean, maybe he is. That doesn’t mean he is also a repugnant sex trafficker.

We can always wait for the tell-all books peddled as airport fodder by his kids in 15 years, but I don’t think many will care.

AmbiguousProps ,

My point was that being a “family man” does not excuse actual sex trafficking. Which is what the defense is trying to imply.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I get that— and agree

rc__buggy ,

Yeah, but who’s family?

ultranaut ,

Reading over the details, he is fucked. There’s no way he isn’t spending a long time in prison, probably the rest of his life.

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