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kinkles ,
@kinkles@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t like how this article hyperbolizes the amount of booing. Compare the moments of booing to the very end with the mix of cheers/jeers where that sounds like the entire audience giving a reaction.

Yes it’s important that jorkin depeanus vance got booed but misrepresenting the level of heckling from the crowd isn’t journalism that respects its readers.

tacosanonymous ,

Thanks for taking that hit for the team. No way I was going to watch that but I was certainly skeptical of the claim.

deadbeef79000 ,

jorkin depeanus vance

Upvoted just for this.

Well, also for excellent critique of the journalistic integrity.

thisbenzingring ,

wait… are we sure its not Jerkin Dick Vance? Oh shit thats what Jorkin means… jfk I am an idiot

deadbeef79000 ,

It took me a hot minute… That’s when I decided it needed an updoot.

ChonkyOwlbear ,

My favorite so far has been Joe Dirt Vance.

vanontom ,
@vanontom@lemmy.world avatar

Please use his real name: Jeffrey Dahmer Vance.

PolarisFx ,
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m very sorry about this. But every time I read “jorkin depeanus” a picture of the Swedish chef pops into my head

Jorkin Depeanus

CeruleanRuin ,

Yeah that’s the New Republic for you.

TransplantedSconie ,

Walking out on to speak to a bunch of Boston firefighters with some weird ass jingoist country bullshit playing: immediate boo

You’re JD “Couchfucker” Vance: immediate boo

Your boss a few days before took a shit on the national gravesite of war dead by politicizing the ultimate sacrifice they made: immediate boo.

What a weird group of assholes.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

The appropriate intro music when speaking to ANY crowd in Boston is “Shippin’ Up to Boston” by the Dropkick Murphys

TransplantedSconie ,

They should have just done that!

Oooooh, sorry. You’re way too weird, and they won’t let you.

Aurenkin , (edited )

I’m a sailor peg!

Hydra_Fk ,

I always thought he said sailor peg.

Aurenkin ,

You are correct, I’ve fixed it.

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bf9df07e-e226-4c9f-9aba-d190c931d1a2.jpeg

JackFrostNCola ,

Fuckin savage caption writing.
[clapping] would have been sufficient but they really wanted to let the hearing impaired feel the awkwardness of the moment.

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza pass it on

finley ,

Oh, you want FDNY on your fuckin’ ass, too?

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

One of Trenton NJ’s specialty pies is a mustard pizza. You won’t believe me but they’re actually good.

RagingRobot ,

Sounds good still weird though lol

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t sound good at all but I would absolutely try it. It just sounds too interesting.

chiliedogg ,

Because when you think Pizza, you think Trenton.

teamevil ,

I’m half tempted to put stone ground on some… especially crust

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

In his defense he thought it was lube

dhork ,

I bet he eats his wings with ranch, too

tacosanonymous ,

*miracle whip

TheLoneMinon ,

Bro what?

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@lemmy.world avatar

Dude! You want to start World War III??

AbidanYre ,

He was speaking to a union in Boston. What did he expect?

RustyShackleford ,

The man has sex with furniture, thinking will never be his strong suit.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Well he is basically in a union with his couch, just with less working and more… Working

azimir ,

Lay off Vance, everyone! The risk of actually showing how stupid and robotic this guy is is that he might get replaced on the VP candidate slot. He’s a terrible choice that’s driving people away, but if he gets replaced literally a bowl of soup would be a better choice.

TropicalDingdong ,

Nah I think a replacement does worse. Not because the replacement would be worse, but it shows insane weakness/ stupidity/ inability to have a coherent strategy on the part of a Trump campaign. It shows that these guys don’t know what it takes to win an election; and giving your vote to a team that doesn’t know how to win an election is a wasted vote. Its the same as why Biden was struggling; losing charges compound interest because viability is a key component of whether or not people vote for you. If you aren’t perceived as viable because of your polling, it bites double.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is my feeling as well. For Trump to replace Vance means Trump admitting he made a bad call. He makes horrible calls constantly, but I don’t see him admitting to a single one.

SacralPlexus ,

He wouldn’t admit it. He would find something to blame on Vance (probably wouldn’t be a strain) and then “You’re Fired!” and the red hats would chuckle and never miss a beat.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if Vance then makes the talk show circuit and turns anti-Trump while hyping his new tell-all book

jaybone ,

That would be funny as hell, and well frankly probably exactly what would happen.

eran_morad ,

Bruh, he fired like 129% of his cabinet and other higher-ups last time.

chiliedogg ,

It also kinda nukes all their bitching about replacing Biden.

Biden was never officially nominated. Vance was. It’s a much bigger deal that shows weakness in the party.

bradorsomething ,

But what if we get the Mooch? How can you deny us the possibility of the Mooch?

Deadeyegai ,
@Deadeyegai@lemmy.world avatar

…so you’re suggesting some kind of “replacement theory”… Go on…those dumb dumbs would hate if the meaning of that phrase got flipped. lol

AbouBenAdhem ,

Hasn’t the filing deadline in most states already passed?

someguy3 , (edited )

You get into the role of electors, who are supposed to submit the votes for who best represents the state’s choice or something like that. This was written back when it would take weeks to get to DC, so who knows what would be there.

someguy3 ,

The more I think about it, the more I expect RFK will replace him.

captainlezbian ,

Yes, but RFK may or may not be. And at this point trump might put the wrong RFK on his ticket and get the brain worm guy instead of the dead politician.

AGreenPurple ,

What I don’t get as an outsider - this guy (like other equally weird persons as for example Mrs. Palin) is in a rather high political position.

How in the world are these people elected? Is it only about being in the preferred party or were their opponents even more incompetent?

SilentStorms ,

Combination of Peter Thiel’s money and Trumps endorsement.

kittenzrulz123 ,

JD couch fucker Vance doesn’t know how to speak to normal people, what an absolute weirdo.

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean JD Vance as in, “JD Vance, the fake hillbilly yokel?”

billiam0202 ,

Stolen Squalor.

boaratio ,

Hahaha

finley ,

There really needs to be a chefs kiss emoji

Let’s go Apple!

(Edit: yes, I know Lemmy hates Apple, but they’ve been the only one of the five companies - the others are Samsung, Google, Meta, and Microsoft - on the UNICODE board overseeing emojis that have actually bothered to make any new emoji for the past 15 years.)

Grass ,

stop, I need to convince myself that emoji are still new.

finley , (edited )

Lmao, shit no. They’re not even remotely American, either. They were a big deal in Japan in, like, the 90s while we primitives were still using emoticons like simpletons ;)

And even they, with their kanji, could write superior emoticons thusly ツ

I’m no weeb, but give some credit to Apple for dragging us turds into the 21st century and keeping our texts fresh 😉👍

And Apple gave us the rainbow flag emoji, my personal fav 🏳️‍🌈 to celebrate marriage quality in the United States.

JWBananas ,
@JWBananas@lemmy.world avatar

#🤌

massacre ,

To the moon with this coment, LOL.

billiam0202 ,

Sadly I didn’t think of it, but I’m determined to spread it around because it’s so frigging brilliant.

iamanurd ,

Thank you.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Some folk’ll never fuck a couch,

But then again some folk’ll.

Like JD the fake hillbilly yokel

Fedizen ,

I feel like I could do a better job than this guy and I am not a public speaker.

BetaBlake ,

It really is kind of inspirational, It makes me feel better about how normal I am in comparison

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Public speaking is hard, even for people who aren’t massively awkward lickspittle cretins.

finley ,

How dare you make excuses for this asshole!

DMBFFF ,
@DMBFFF@lemmy.world avatar

*LIVE: JD Vance meets firefighters union in Boston *

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yn7hUlBkx0

34:30

46,858 views Streamed 11 hours ago

captainlezbian ,

Well yeah he’s a fuckin weirdo

IAmTheZeke ,

That opening music was really cringy

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1829194849293095241

xmunk ,

Wicked fucking righteous.

Subtracty ,

The cover photo they used makes it look like he haasaged 10 years in the last few weeks. Stumbling from embarassing screw up to screw up on the world stage when most people are already against you will really wreck your youthful demeanor.

Good. He deserves this shit.

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