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foggy ,

WHATS WITH ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLE GETTING CANCER AMIRITE

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Too much avocado toast

SaharaMaleikuhm ,

Bet it’s because they are all so lazy!

Plopp ,

So this is how we become immortal! Just absorb all the plastics and become plastic! Then when we use far more futuristic materials in the future we’ll start absorbing them as well and so on until we’re entirely made of some anti-gravity, self cloaking, spacetime continuum jumping, interdimentional supermaterial!

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, just cancer and we go extinct.

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

The first few dozen generations will get cancer, sure but eventually those plastics will be “an essential source of hydrocarbons” and the government will declare a public health emergency when plants and fish are suddenly missing these essential ingredients for chip-in-brain compatibility to work.

makeshiftreaper ,

I see you also saw Crimes of the Future

thefartographer ,

Just absorb all the plastics and become plastic!

“Life is plastic, it’s fantastic.”

  • Ancient Proverb
Samvega ,

“I thought that human technology would make me immortal. But it just made me sad, angry, confused, and vote for a criminal.”

solsangraal ,

here’s a list of all the things anyone will do about this:

FirstCircle ,
@FirstCircle@lemmy.ml avatar

I think that’s overly optimistic.

solsangraal ,

i’ve been trying to adopt a more positive outlook

foggy ,

Yeah nobody even opened notepad, let alone Word or Docs to get a nice numbered list going here. Let’s be real.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but at least my veggies come shrinkwrapped so I get to enjoy peeling them twice!

Samvega ,

Where I shop I don’t see any shrinkwrapped veg at all, any more. I wonder what made them change.

AbouBenAdhem ,

Wait, I thought neuroplasticity was supposed to be good! /s

thefartographer ,

Wow, your comment really changed the way I think about this

SlippiHUD ,
@SlippiHUD@lemmy.world avatar

To whom it may concern, This passively accumilated synthetic brain implant appears to cause cancer and cognitive decline.

I did not sign up to beta test your product, or intentionally purchase it. How do I return it?

Sincerely, An organic being.

SeaJ ,

Microplastics are in semen and dick tissue. Right wing conspiracy nuts go on and on about liberals putting shit in our drinking water to kill our fertility all while drinking distilled water out of a very shitty plastic bottle that had probably been sitting around for a couple years.

ravhall ,

The right wing isn’t concerned about anything except expressing hate, taking rights away from people who are different than them, and controlling women and minorities.

DmMacniel ,
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Mhm… I don’t think plastic should be where they found it.

Frittiert ,

Shit. So a quick search says a brain weighs 1.5kg and 0.5% is 7.5g. A credit card weighs about 5g. We have more plastic in our brains than there is in a card?

The article mentions that the quantity in 2024 was 50% higher than in 2016 - which is a high increase for just 8 years. This development probably doesn’t slow down, it may even get faster. How much plastic will be in our brains in another 8 years?

Shit.

Bakkoda ,

Heh so that’s what a panic attack feels like. Yay.

interrobang ,

So I’ll never not have the feeling of a credit card being slid through my brain when i have a headache for the rest of my life, cool

The ambient panic is a bit louder now.

archomrade ,

We all remember that ad from the early 200’s that was like, “Imagine a world without oil: all of these things made of plastic wouldn’t exist!” and a large part of the country was like “OMG could you imagine?!”

Lol we’re completely fucked. I thought the worst studies were about finding plastic in testicles but this is way worse

I mean I can have sex without testicles, but I hardly think i would be able to enjoy it much without a brain.

peopleproblems ,

Wait, wait, wait. Does that mean they have found a new method to transport medicine directly to the brain? (/s)

masterofn001 ,

Don’t worry, folks.

With climate change and soaring temperatures the plastics in us all will melt and turn us into toy versions of ourselves.

We will exist forever!

Also

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastination

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodies:_The_Exhibition

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/7f8b2c55-18a8-4ad7-9078-70800333cfd8.jpeg

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