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Lon3star ,

Fucking weirdo

frog_brawler ,

Probably thinking that’s the closest he’ll ever get to it.

nondescripthandle ,

I heard Vance tried to storm the plane because he had inside information about coverups at Boeing.

Ioughttamow ,

Like a couch cover?

Quill7513 ,

From the thesaurus:

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teft ,
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They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn’t put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.

Mouselemming ,

They should treat it exactly as if the Kremlin had sent agents in.

catbum ,

When you said “check for [spy] bugs,” I first thought you meant literal insecty bugs, and that made plenty of rational sense to me, because who wouldn’t come back with even more potent insecticide to douse those couches, maybe some Super-Potent Fabric-Penetrable Bug Annihilator, one formulated for Previously Penetrated Couches, in order to kill the very particular kinds of creepy crawly bugs that JD seems like he carries around on his creepy crawly body.

You know, I’ve been thinking … There’s gotta be another layer of complexity in all that projection vectored through his hating on “childless cat ladies” nonsense, other than the obvious “I’m scared of happily independent women” business.

Fleas. I’m thinking he has fleas. JD Vance has fleas. You know, because something, something, cats.

Bed bugs would also make sense. Him fucking furniture and all. Bed bugs are, after all, the herpes of the craft couch-coitus world.

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

Weird little brother energy.

Frog ,

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian women.

eestileib ,

Lots of people do.

Why do you think there are so many Indian people?

girlfreddy ,
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If nothing else Harris is kicking their asses on social media. Although tbf they almost write the script themselves.

octopus_ink ,

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. Of all the Republican weirdness in recent years, I truly don’t understand why they seem to have made a conscious decision to become the biggest-asshole-in-the-room party.

4am ,

In recent years? brother they’ve been the “biggest asshole in the room” party since at least Nixon; they just have to keep outdoing themselves

octopus_ink ,

I mean yes, but this feels intentional.

xenoclast ,

They’re paying the price for all their education funding cuts.

Nixon was scummy and a little bit too evil… but he was well educated and wasn’t dumb

merc ,

It used to be that those guys were on the fringes of the party. Nixon was a crook, but he established the EPA and OSHA. That was just a normal thing for a Republican to do in the 1970s.

The GOP is a big tent party, and so they’ve always had room for the extreme right wing. These days, the tent is getting smaller, and unless you’re an out-and-out fascist you’re not really welcome. Unfortunately, half the country feels a stronger tie to that party than to their country, so they’re squeezing into that smaller tent.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Because it works. Acting like a childish bully still gets the adoration from the “peaked in high school” MAGA voter base.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would’ve learned from her

“I’ll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I’m going to hell.”

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as “Mamaw” — she replied bluntly: “Don’t be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you’re gay?”

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

“JD, do you want to suck dicks?” she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently “flabbergasted,” said: “Of course not!”

“Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”

eestileib ,

There are gay men who don’t like sucking dicks too, meemaw.

Just like there are straight women who don’t like it.

TheOctonaut ,

Mamaw was a hound for it. And that’s okay, JD!

Captainvaqina ,

Mamaw is just Great Gam Gam spelled backwards.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

She was doing her best

BradleyUffner ,

He was just checking out the upholstery situation on Air Force 2.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Couch connoisseur

root ,
@root@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, weird.

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