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General_Shenanigans ,

Welp, time to set up a lemonade stand and sue everybody who didn’t stop to buy my $5000 cups of watered-down kool-aid.

Sho ,

Didn’t he tell them to “go fuck themselves?” 🤔

Enthusiasticwhale OP ,

He did and how he’s suprised I guess

Sho ,

Poor Mr. Perfume he must REALLY need the money…

thesohoriots ,

Gambit? Masterful. Car door? Slammed. Dick? Fully inside car door. 12-D chess? Played. Same time tomorrow.

Sho ,

Look at Mr. “Multple dicks to slam into car doors” over here 😆

SkyezOpen ,

I was gonna say doors probably won’t chop a dick completely off, but if it’s a cyber truck all bets are off.

Sho ,

I had almost forgotten about that “finger chop” feature on them…those videos are nightmare fuel

Numenor ,

X-Men names

Sho ,

Ah yes I remember the Xmen known as dick, he had such a big…personality that sometimes he can be kind of a wanker🤣🤣

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

So he’s the head of the conspiracy and should be the one charged?

OminousOrange ,
@OminousOrange@lemmy.ca avatar

Did he just sue himself?

LEDZeppelin ,

“Free speech absolutionist” my ass

Enthusiasticwhale OP ,

His “Free Speech Absolutionism” is just… Freedom from any consequences for what you say… Which is also a really stupid thought process…

foggy , (edited )

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you Exhibit A.

That is all, I rest my case. Thank you.

Nusm ,
@Nusm@yall.theatl.social avatar

https://yall.theatl.social/pictrs/image/35cf1ebd-4ab1-41de-801f-da3ec6e6d05f.gif

Zombiepirate ,
@Zombiepirate@lemmy.world avatar

Tell that to Earth!

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Imagine the prosecuting attorney in the opening scene of Better Call Saul, coming into the court room with a tape of this in his hand.

Without saying a word, the tv cart is pushed into the court room and he slowly pushed the tape in.

The entire court room stays silent as the video is played, with the lone exception of Musk who is tweeting about how unfair the judge is.

captainlezbian ,

Ah so the full Alex Jones courtroom experience

sar1n ,

Goddamn he looks so punchable

aesthelete ,

youtu.be/SN0rWCCtHD0

ccunning ,

Mandatory product purchasing. The ultimate capitalist’s wet dream…

Sculptor9157 ,

Just like vehicle insurance.

vin ,

Technically, buying a vehicle isn’t mandatory

pennomi ,

Ah yes, suing your customers is a brilliant way to get more people to buy your stuff.

some_guy ,

Wow, I didn’t think he could top his past idiocy, but this is pretty impressive. “You were unfair to me because I’m a terrible piece of shit and you didn’t want the association of your brand and my nazi site so you owe me money!” It’s just incredible.

Hat tip, Lonnie. You’ve outdone yourself again.

masterofn001 ,

Advertisers have given me no moneys either.

Send cheque plz.

I’d really love to see fElon get what he wants here. One paid ad from all the companies.

“Elon fucks kids”

ChadCMulligan ,

Can I chip in on this…?

ISOmorph ,

Send cheque plz

I read that in the voice of Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Money pweeez!

Donebrach ,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

yeah damnit, I waste my personal time having to watch the damn things. Advertisers should be paying us for the privilege of our attention.

paddirn ,

Being a lawyer and working for someone like Musk must be both rewarding and embarrassing at the same time.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

rewarding

lucrative, yes... rewarding? maybe not so much.

Tja ,

You never “what if’ed” at your job? I don’t think the lawyers complain too much…

thefartographer ,

Rewarding because you can accurately gauge exactly how much smarter you are than the world’s richest man?

Or rewarding because you get to burden the legal system with all those hypotheticals that the one troll in your law classes kept asking and your professors kept claiming “no judge would ever entertain that idea”?

captainlezbian ,

I assumed rewarding as in another house and stable work

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