Biden tried to secure $39 billion for student loan relief and a couple of bitch-ass nonprofits were like, “ouch! Our money!” The judge finally told them to shut the fuck up all like, “damn, you dumbasses weren’t even all that injured. Y’all flop more than Tony Parker in a breezy corridor.” The judge dismissed their whining without prejudice, which means these sharp-farters could try being little tattling shits again if they can prove real damage. The judge was like, “listen here dick-lips! Even if you could prove you were injured you gotta prove it was because of the loan forgiveness, not just say it was, shit-for-brains.”
Then the Department of Education was all like, “WE’LL NEVER FUCKING STOP FIGHTING FOR THE FINANCIAL RIGHTS OF THOSE FUCKED BY INSTITUTIONALIZED POVERTY!”
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I don’t understand why they don’t keep restrictions as-is and allow Lake Mead and Lake Powell to fill further. We had a good year for precipitation - let’s try to pad the future when we have some more dry years, instead of using the water now.
I remember when Vice was “bleeding-edge-unwavering-unapologetic-raw-insert-other-catchy-adjective news! The stories no one else has the genitals to cover!”
I never personally thought that but I’m pretty sure that’s what they wanted other people to think.
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