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Ulrich_the_Old ,

Florida you say???

Cantankerousnuts ,

Is Mugshawtys on Mastodon yet?

Sguilly ,

In another life she would have been a keeper.

Blademax ,

Red Bull’s what gives you Wings. She could have gotten away with it.

SMITHandWESSON ,
@SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world avatar

“Roommate,” lol, she was probably banging the old guy as rent so she could stay at his place. I’ve seen that arrangement way more than once.

zik ,

She really was in a sticky situation.

GiddyGap ,

What the…reads Florida…ahh…

AllonzeeLV ,

WagnasT ,

That’s not how the verification can works, you have to dance for it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but which flavor?

pm_me_your_trash ,

Yeah only blue works I thought everyone knew that…

addie ,
@addie@feddit.uk avatar

DNA evidence being all the blood that she was covered with when the police caught her wandering around barefoot with a knife and hammer, outside a burger joint at half three in the morning? I’m sure that if she’d just had a moment longer to rinse it off, then her cast-iron ‘I usually carry stuff like that’ defence would have worked, and she wouldn’t have had to start fighting the police. So close to being the perfect crime.

kingcarlosxiii ,

Don’t do the dew if you can’t do the time…

LexaMaridia ,

Florida meeting those expectations, without fail. As usual.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

tampering with evidence

I mean, attempted tampering with evidence…

edit: j/k she also tried to burn the house down. That will get rid of evidence.

mojo ,

Hmm, lil suspicious that scientists haven’t come out with tests to disprove this theory

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