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FarmTaco ,

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

theacharnian ,
@theacharnian@lemmy.ca avatar

Warhammer!!

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I’ll just pay someone 100 million tonpunch the genie

frezik , (edited )

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll. Provided you can close on them in time, buying up some high end houses, or just a whole lot of land, is probably your best bet. Being a cash deal on your end helps move the paperwork faster. They’re also durable goods that don’t need a warehouse to be stored, and don’t need any maintenance for a while.

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

frezik ,

Then you have to pay to berth it somewhere, and for maintenance because your boat touches salt water. Land will just sit there until you can flip it, though you do have some property taxes and insurance. A handful of acres around Beverly Hills will do it.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

uis ,

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

CheeseNoodle ,

I feel like I could easily spend that in microtransactions on some scummy mobile game.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Starting a production line for something like UAV drones seems doable. I don’t understand how much 100kk is (and I assume most lemmings too), but I think like there are a lot of ways to make it more expensive. If the baseline is constructing an existing model from imported components, then customizing it, printing or casting conponents oneself, doing R&D - everything can change the price.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

rottingleaf ,

Easy when there are bad people you’re interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I’ll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

intensely_human ,

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

rottingleaf ,

No, I don’t. I don’t have a plan and making it will take probably more than a month

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pre pay the contract

LemmyHead ,

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you’re already a billion dollar richer

DrDominate ,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.

Miaou ,

Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.

Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new sect religion…

intensely_human ,

Dibs on playing the genie

intensely_human ,

This reminds me of a scam I fell for in Eve Online once

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I wonder whether Eve has more or less scams per capita (player) than Roblox or Runescape

Trainguyrom ,

On an unrelated note, anyone want me to trim their armor? 50k for colored trim, 100k for gold trim. Totally legit!

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

First get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)

wildcardology ,

I’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

cm0002 ,

Genie: Listen here you little shit

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

intensely_human ,

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I call it investing jf I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

frezik ,

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.

gofsckyourself ,

Just pay for a couple people’s cancer hospital bills.

nilclass ,

Sounds like gifting

uis ,

In normal countries it’s called tax

Godnroc ,

Is paying for something for someone else not gifting?

uis ,

In normal countries it’s called tax

BudgetBandit ,

The IRS would finally get their money back lol

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