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Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I’ll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not “giving it away.”

Krauerking ,

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won’t be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

“Can I invest in crypto”

“I already said no throwing it away”

Seigest ,
@Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

Give it all away anyway. Screw that genie, wealth hoarding jerk. At worst he kills you and you leave a saintly legacy.

FarmTaco ,

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bad investment, you can’t resell them for nearly as much and you’ve contributed to the automobile industry that is lobbying hard against climate change policy

I’d start buying up mid-sized companies and reorganizing them as worker co-ops. Doing some long-term good while not violating the terms of the contract

If you’re just after the money, do as every billionaire looking to launder some money does and buy art.

theacharnian ,
@theacharnian@lemmy.ca avatar

Warhammer!!

nickwitha_k ,

Genie: There are 5 rules…

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I’ll just pay someone 100 million tonpunch the genie

frezik , (edited )

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll. Provided you can close on them in time, buying up some high end houses, or just a whole lot of land, is probably your best bet. Being a cash deal on your end helps move the paperwork faster. They’re also durable goods that don’t need a warehouse to be stored, and don’t need any maintenance for a while.

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

frezik ,

Then you have to pay to berth it somewhere, and for maintenance because your boat touches salt water. Land will just sit there until you can flip it, though you do have some property taxes and insurance. A handful of acres around Beverly Hills will do it.

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

I like boats. Plus I’m a billionaire now.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

uis ,

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

CheeseNoodle ,

I feel like I could easily spend that in microtransactions on some scummy mobile game.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Starting a production line for something like UAV drones seems doable. I don’t understand how much 100kk is (and I assume most lemmings too), but I think like there are a lot of ways to make it more expensive. If the baseline is constructing an existing model from imported components, then customizing it, printing or casting conponents oneself, doing R&D - everything can change the price.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

rottingleaf ,

Easy when there are bad people you’re interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I’ll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

intensely_human ,

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

rottingleaf ,

No, I don’t. I don’t have a plan and making it will take probably more than a month

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pre pay the contract

LemmyHead ,

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you’re already a billion dollar richer

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