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snekerpimp ,

Yea, this is a good comparison. A washed up, talentless, lying, cheating, stealing, has-been hack of a clown, or a pretty cool old guy that’s been around the world, has cool stories to tell, loads of wisdom but falls asleep every now and then… like the clown does at court.

Fades ,

Trump is FAR more dangerous than just some clown, you nailed it.

Aeri ,
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I’d say Sideshow Bob is more apt, only Bob was kind of smart.

Lost_My_Mind ,

How about Snake?

saltesc ,

Quimby

anachronist ,

has cool stories to tell

Biden has a history of telling crazy stories even before he went senile.

www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/…/index.html

TropicalDingdong ,

Hasn’t he like… repeatedly claimed that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?

PsychedSy ,

But from him it’s not racist.

RootBeerGuy ,
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The clown is however also old. And cursed.

experbia ,
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image of Homer Simpson starting forward blankly after hearing “potassium benzoate” and not knowing if it’s good or bad

Ranvier ,

Age up the clown some too with some wrinkles, that clown is 78, almost as old as the other guy.

Also poor Krusty, being compared to Trump.

NutWrench ,
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Well, what are we supposed to do? Choose a presidential candidate who was born after the Battle of the Bulge?

altima_neo ,
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I’m voting for Moleman

KreekyBonez ,

I was saying “boo-urns”

humbletightband ,

Turd sandwich vs giant douche

oo1 ,

Thing is a douche is useful. I giant one is probably also useful in cleaning, industrial or civil applications like sewerage.

I think only flies or dung beetles would be interested in the turd sandwich.

humbletightband ,

How the fuck Trump is useful?

oo1 ,

As fuel? like whale oil maybe.

I was thinking trump was the turd sandwich, but I really don’t understand US politics.

I suspect Joe Bidet is more likely to want to clean out your sewerage system.

Hupf ,

I’m rooting for Hank Scorpio.

Spacehooks ,

“When you get home there will be another floor on your house” -Hank Scorpio

I got to say Hank was a great boss. Really rewarded his team. The kind person we should all strive to be.

boatsnhos931 ,

Onnnneee is the loneliest number that there ever was

halvar ,

I’m from Europe (Hungary) and I watched the first 20 minutes of the debate (with the intent of finishing the whole thing in one go) before turning it off while basically being on the brink of crying. The US presidents basically have as much say in my life as my own government (if not more) and even though I can’t vote for them, if I had to I’d be lost. Because it’s not that one is old and the other is crazy it’s a freaking Venn diagram of crazy RFK jr., demented Biden and then of course crazy and demented Trump. Seeing the debate and how these people basically can’t put two sentences after each other without breaking up is terrifying. And one of them will be voted into the most important office on the planet.

I mean it’s shit over here. We can choose between a guy who already stole half of our country, someone whose messy divorce somehow made him the most important member of the opposition and this other guy who stole the other half of the country before the current dude did. (And that’s just the tip of the iceberg). But maaan are we a lot better off than the world’s greatest country where two unsupervised parties get to point at the people you can vote into this ridiculously powerful position. And then they pick these guys.

We’re all going to die and I can’t even vote for whoever gets us killed, which is ultimately for the better. This way I can die with a clear conscience.

eldavi ,

… which is ultimately for the better. This way I can die with a clear conscience.

i envy you and i wish i could say the same thing because i have to vote for biden or else we’ll regress backwards in addition to dying.

CaptainEffort ,

This really is the year of the douche and the turd sandwich

taanegl ,

Biden 2024 - wear an union around your belt

The_Che_Banana ,

And cintch that belt about nipple high.

WaxiestSteam69 ,

This is way too accurate.

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