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BananaPeal ,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

A Big Mac is a cake?

psud ,

Near enough

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

It’s a club sandwich

Thcdenton ,

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

Arfman ,

Then a calzone is just a big taco

OmnipotentEntity ,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Correction, it is two tacos. One flipped upside down and rotated 90 degrees and placed on top of the other.

Arfman ,

Huh the calzone we made at the pizza shopped I worked at was just a pizza that’s folded

w2tpmf ,

Big Macs are cakes.

pingveno ,

Meat cakes?

ilinamorato ,

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

pingveno ,

Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches.

bad_alloc ,

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

son_named_bort ,

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

brianorca ,

Pretty sure chips are toast in this diagram. Or maybe it depends if they are potato or tortilla chips.

lhamil64 ,

It probably depends on the type chip. If they’re the scoops tortilla chips, they would be quiche.

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

Scoop tortilla chips = Mini quiches

Math checks out

ILikeBoobies , (edited )

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

Empathy ,

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Hoagies are sushi, then?

robojeb ,

Pigs in a blanket too

Fridgeratr ,

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

Sarcasmo220 ,

I guess the air is a mixed salad of gas molecules…

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

1: this dude doesn’t know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.

agitatedpotato ,

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

dpkonofa ,

No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.

tigeruppercut , (edited )

Language is use, nerds. It ain’t a sandwich.

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/5cf4a739-1668-498f-94ee-1172893f305f.webp

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

I would find it a tad odd to refer to a hotdog as simply a sandwich, because we have a more precise and common word for it, but I would understand nonetheless.

Not just because of this debate, but also because when you use the ingredients separately you get weiner sandwiches and hot dog bun sandwiches.

It would be odd to call champagne wine, but still understandable. Same for calling a lava lamp an incandescent light. Actually, this would probably work for lots of genericized tradmarks, like jello, bandaid, dumpster, zamboni, kleenex, zipper, velcro, and so on.

sukhmel ,

Well, in the case when a table is empty except for the hotdog sandwich in question, I would maybe understand. But I imagine myself to be quite dumbfounded with such a naming

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

At this point, it’s pretty hard to find a natural opinion on hotdogs as sandwiches sunce everyone has heard of the great sandwich debate, but I don’t think it’s a big leap. I think calling a hamburger a sandwich is about as weird, for example.

bad_alloc ,

Since bread cannot be attached to language in any orientable way, you are right: It ain’t a sandwich, it’s a salad!

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