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BananaPeal ,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

A Big Mac is a cake?

psud ,

Near enough

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

It’s a club sandwich

theneverfox ,

Wouldn’t a stuffed crust be sushi? It’s a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

sanguine_artichoke ,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

Probably calzone? I think a taquito might be sushi according to this

beckerist ,

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    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Just the tip?

    Anamnesis ,

    Calzone until you bite into it. Then it’s a quiche. This is a good system and makes a lot of sense.

    theneverfox ,

    A calzone, it doesn’t really have open ends

    Ookami38 ,

    A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

    Squizzy ,

    Pizza being toast is acceptable to me

    sukhmel ,

    The Structure purist is strong with this one

    Arfman ,

    Then a calzone is just a big taco

    OmnipotentEntity ,
    @OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

    Correction, it is two tacos. One flipped upside down and rotated 90 degrees and placed on top of the other.

    Arfman ,

    Huh the calzone we made at the pizza shopped I worked at was just a pizza that’s folded

    MonkderZweite ,

    Fuck you, quiche is a tart.

    Thcdenton ,

    Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

    son_named_bort ,

    So chips are a salad? I knew it!

    brianorca ,

    Pretty sure chips are toast in this diagram. Or maybe it depends if they are potato or tortilla chips.

    lhamil64 ,

    It probably depends on the type chip. If they’re the scoops tortilla chips, they would be quiche.

    getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

    Scoop tortilla chips = Mini quiches

    Math checks out

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    Imagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.

    Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.

    A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed

    xor ,

    Sir this is a meme

    getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

    I will continue to shiptoast, have a day

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    The usernames add a whole new layer to this thread. “Pink drunken elephant” having a serious and sober look at the conversation and how stupid it is, and “get off the drugs dude” happily continuing this bizarre and pointless conversation.

    getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

    Adding fuel to the fire I see

    ilinamorato ,

    Bread bowl salads are quiches?

    pingveno ,

    Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches.

    w2tpmf ,

    Big Macs are cakes.

    pingveno ,

    Meat cakes?

    BananaPeal ,
    @BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

    So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

    dpkonofa ,

    I feel like taco is too specific and that there is a better word that covers tacos and submarines. I just can’t come up with the word…

    Allero ,

    A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

    DAMunzy ,

    The crust makes it a pie!!

    ForgotAboutDre ,

    According to this diagram it makes it a quiche. The definition should be a tart, a quiche is a savoury custard tart.

    That would make the pizza a tart.

    A pie would be a calzone according to this diagram.

    dpkonofa ,

    Is a pie a type of quiche or did the OP choose too narrowly? Is a quiche a type of pie? Should they be reversed?

    Allero ,

    The hardened browned crumb of a toast is, essentially, a small crust! That’s how pies get it too!

    PIE IS A TOAST!!!

    DAMunzy ,

    Noooooo!

    agitatedpotato ,

    Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

    dpkonofa ,

    No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.

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