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Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?

navigatron ,

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

PresidentCamacho ,

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

carl_the_grackle ,

cuberule.com

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Soup, chili, cereal; it’s all just salad.

tonytins ,
@tonytins@pawb.social avatar

If a hot dog wore pants…

ImTryingLemmy ,

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?

Tylerdurdon ,

Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…

TexasDrunk ,

That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.

flipflop97 ,
@flipflop97@feddit.nl avatar

And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t make the rules.

CannedTuna ,

A taquito is sushi

clearleaf ,

If you don’t like science go live in the woods.

ElectronicChaos ,

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

jws_shadotak ,

Depends on if it’s entirely folded up or if one end is left open.

flipthetube ,

If the top of your burrito is open, you should find another taqueria.

No such thing as a convertible burrito.

PapaStevesy ,

In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

Creddit ,

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

alekwithak ,

But a taco is just a sandwich???

Creddit ,

Nope! It has bread on three sides, so it’s a taco.

Sandwiches only have bread on two sides.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I had a meatball sandwich today that had the same topology of a taco

proudblond ,

Your hotdog buns have more structural integrity than mine.

Creddit ,

If you tear the bun, you’ve got a sandwich on your hands for sure!

mrunicornman ,

What about triangular taco shells? That’s just two sides.

spujb ,

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s what makes it good

snugglesthefalse ,

Yeah, salad theory is more comprehensive saladtheory.github.io

Stoneykins ,

Salad theory is rigid and respectable.

Cube rule of food identification exists to be disproven aggressively for comedy and arguing. It’s a good time, until the person that believes it so truly they would kill and die to call a cheese roll up sushi arrives. They can make the conversation stressful.

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

This thread has been a trip

aegis_sum ,

canoli = sushi

Bigtiddygothgrany ,

Big Mac = cake

Afghaniscran ,

Lasagne = cake

Willy ,

This one I can get behind. A delicious cheesy noodle tomato meat cake. Yumm.

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

The cake is a lie.

sanguine_artichoke ,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

Probably calzone? I think a taquito might be sushi according to this

beckerist ,

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    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Just the tip?

    Anamnesis ,

    Calzone until you bite into it. Then it’s a quiche. This is a good system and makes a lot of sense.

    theneverfox ,

    A calzone, it doesn’t really have open ends

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza “Italian rarebit” lol

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