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Kolrami ,

I’d rename two categories.

Bottom right: I’d rather refer to a cake as “lasagna” than call lasagna a “cake”

Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I’d still call it a quiche, so I’d rather call that category “pie”

This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.

root_beer ,
  1. Isn’t “lasagna”, as we refer to it, technically a casserole made with layers of lasagne, cheese, and sauce? Not that “casserole” is a category, but I’m just being pedantic at this point, soz
  2. I’ve always maintained that pizza is a tart rather than a pie
Mr_Blott ,

At no point is pie taken into account here

OurTragicUniverse ,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Pie is quiche

Mr_Blott ,

I’ll fuckin stab you

OurTragicUniverse ,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Why?

Mr_Blott ,

Because quiche is a pie, a pie is not a quiche 🤨

OurTragicUniverse ,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Don't stab the messenger, I didn't make the rules.

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

Violence is never the answer, let’s all grab sushi pizzas

root_beer ,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spreading an entirely different message nowadays, huh

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

i mean. quiche is actually a pie. it’s pie pastry filled with eggs and shit. it’s a pie.

Mr_Blott ,

Yes. Is a pie a quiche? No.

WanderingCat ,

Or a calzone, depending on the pie

prole ,

No, quiche is pie. Big difference.

troglodytis ,

An enchilada is sushi?

yimby ,

Yeah that topology is probably better described as burrito

MeetInPotatoes ,

Burritos are closed on the ends, my Mexican food-challenged amigo.

brianorca ,

Sometimes only one end, making them a quiche.

bad_alloc ,

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

ILikeBoobies , (edited )

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

Empathy ,

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

ImTryingLemmy ,

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?

Tylerdurdon ,

Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…

TexasDrunk ,

That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.

flipflop97 ,
@flipflop97@feddit.nl avatar

And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t make the rules.

CannedTuna ,

A taquito is sushi

clearleaf ,

If you don’t like science go live in the woods.

june ,

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

elrik ,

I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche.

SinkingLotus ,
@SinkingLotus@lemmy.world avatar

A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices.

The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi.

Tja ,

The image specifically talks about a slice 🍕

nul ,

Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Everyone in this thread is ignoring a lot, mostly that vastly different preparation methods van make the same structure, and the same method vastly different structures. Like pasta, which category you get depends on exactly what kind you have.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Hoagies are sushi, then?

robojeb ,

Pigs in a blanket too

Fridgeratr ,

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

Sarcasmo220 ,

I guess the air is a mixed salad of gas molecules…

Gladaed ,

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

only in a single slice. if we’re looking at the whole pizza pie, it’s a calzone in a circle around a toast.

BluesF ,

I don’t believe that a torus is homeomorphic to a cube, so in fact the stuffed crust is not adequately explained by the cube model. We can approximate the stuffed crust by modelling either as sushi or calzone and receive adequate results.

InputZero ,

The sushi model is more robust as it more accurately defines the thermal dynamics of the stuffed crust system. A calzone model includes closed off face, while the faces can be pinched to an infinitesimal point to create a stuffed crust like pizza. Those faces still introduce a thermal graduate to the cheese and won’t replicate the results of when we cook our awesome pizza. If instead we permit the sushi model to exist in non-eucludian space we can accurately define a stuffed crust pizza with the sushi model by bending our dimensions. As a result of this the cheese-face interface is better described however it also must exclude the calzone model for describing a stuffed crust pizza.

Thank you for coming to my bullshit TED talk.

BluesF , (edited )

I realise that we have thus far only considered the crust as a separate entity, which is of course toroidal (and for which we should evidently add a new form to the model for - I would propose the ‘doughnut’), however the full pizza with a stuffed crust is not - it has no hole. By compressing the centre of a calzone until the top and bottom faces meet we reach the full stuffed crust pizza. Perhaps we’ve been wrong all along…

InputZero ,

By George I think you have it! Using radial coordinates and a calzone model a pizza is toast but a stuffed crust pizza is a calzone. How could I have never seen this before?! It’s brilliant!

jonsnothere ,

I guess the question is whether or not the exposed sides are integral to sushi or not, and I think they are. It’s like the ‘how many holes does a straw have’ all over again Edit: nevermind they said slice. So yes, definitely sushi. Although the jury is still out on a full stuffed crust pizza, or a jelly filled donut for that matter.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

1: this dude doesn’t know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.

Creddit ,

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

alekwithak ,

But a taco is just a sandwich???

Creddit ,

Nope! It has bread on three sides, so it’s a taco.

Sandwiches only have bread on two sides.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I had a meatball sandwich today that had the same topology of a taco

proudblond ,

Your hotdog buns have more structural integrity than mine.

Creddit ,

If you tear the bun, you’ve got a sandwich on your hands for sure!

mrunicornman ,

What about triangular taco shells? That’s just two sides.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?

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