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Diabolo96 ,

You sure about that buddy ?

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718

msgraves ,

oh god that scp keeps me up at night

Diabolo96 ,

Yeah, it keep popping in mind from time to time. All we can do is hope it’s not what actually happens and move on or otherwise we’d become mad.

FlihpFlorp ,

The page isn’t loading for me, what is it?

Don’t know much about scp but always love what horrors people think of

msgraves ,

huh, sometimes wikidot decides to break for a while, does it work now?

FlihpFlorp ,

Not yet sadly

msgraves ,

what is it?

what happens after.

NocturnalMorning ,

I’ve always said to dump me in a ditch somewhere, I’m not gonna care, I’ll be dead. If anybody pays for an expensive ass coffin for me, I will come back and haunt their ass.

lobut ,

Burial Pod baby: 8billiontrees.com/…/tree-pod-burial/

I would have liked a sky burial or something.

excitingburp ,

This is basically what I want done, composting and then burial under a redwood sapling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_composting

Agent641 ,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bene Gesserit burials in “Chapterhouse” sound like it: dig a vertical hole, put the body in with (presumably) biodegradable wrapping, plant a tree on it.

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve said the same thing,same reasoning, but my wife and kids lost their minds when I suggested it. I even suggested planting a tree so they could have a place to consider “me” to be,no dice. So good luck to you and everyone else concerned with saving money or hassle out there.

mortrek ,

You basically just rephrased multiple scenes with Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…

“I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?”

or another episode: “When I die, just throw me in the trash!”

Just thought it was funny to find people mirroring Frank Reynolds in real life… although I always pretty much agreed with him. I’m more concerned with how traumatizing it’d be for my family to see me in a ditch, or being filled with cream.

Clarity ,
@Clarity@c.im avatar

@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I used to know a guy who embalmed his own wife (yes I’m serious!) who offered to get me a deal when the time came for cheap cremation but sadly he died first.

MrsDoyle ,

A funeral I attended recently had a plywood coffin and a bunch of felt-tip pens for people to write messages with. At another one a while back, the coffin was wickerwork.

xor ,

the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000

-random google seo spam

Anticorp ,

You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.

KingJalopy ,

I’ll build you one for $495

xor ,

if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , (edited )
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Even knowing the crazy shit that happens when your body is "donated for science" I still want it. It would be neat for some weirdo to have my skull on their shelf, or get dissected in front of an audience.

Now that I think about it, I should sell off my body parts like a Ferengi.

AreaKode ,

Rule of Acquisition : Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.

explodicle ,

I don’t care if some psychopathic med student uses my body as a puppet while doing a silly voice. I don’t care if they play Weekend at Bernies with it. That prick will be saving lives soon enough, that’s all that matters. When I disrespectfully dissected a fetal pig in high school bio, I still learned something.

PlasmaDistortion ,

Vacuum Desiccation is where the real money is! memory-alpha.fandom.com/…/Ferengi_death_ritual

Anticorp ,

What if they resurrect your brain in a jar and make you watch Justin Bieber videos all day?

KingJalopy ,

I don’t believe in hell

MrsDoyle ,

I want this too. I saw a documentary about a dying man who took this option. They interviewed him about the decision, then after his death filmed medical students dissecting him (from a distance, it was discreet) and interviewed them about the experience. They were grateful for his gift, and incredibly respectful when speaking about him.

The thing is, the inside of a body looks nothing like the nice tidy diagrams. It’s a mess in there! I’d like these kids to practise on dead me before they start cutting into live people.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s my understanding that most bodies “donated to science” end up as medical school cadavers, that you’ll be a semester’s lab equipment for four graduate students.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

That would also be good, but Last Week Tonight did a story that showed the reality is more like I described

Gork ,

I like the idea of having the entire family pool in money to get a single, large, shared funerary urn. Dump my ashes in with my ancestors and give it a good stir.

GlitzyArmrest ,
@GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

I too have thought about the family urn. Throw in the pet ashes too!

Empricorn ,

Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

PlasmaDistortion ,

Again…

Empricorn ,

☝️ This person gets it.

mindbleach ,

“Y’all can bury me loose.”

cyberpunk007 ,

Bury me in the back yard. Meh.

FlashZordon ,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Robin ,

100% compostable

flashgnash ,

Am I the only one that thinks a Viking burial with a raft cobbled together out of logs and stuff by my loved ones would be awesome?

name_NULL111653 ,

Exactly… Why is this not an option? It needs to be.

flashgnash ,

Right? Feel like the building of the raft would be a good way for people to process, wouldn’t be that expensive cause you’d just be using wood and rope instead of a coffin and burial service

yngmnwntr ,

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

flashgnash ,

Is that what happened in actual viking burials?

Surely there’s some way you could make it hot enough

yngmnwntr ,

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

I had to pay the trash company to take an old couch. They sent over a special truck that ate that sofa bed in seconds and all that was left on the road were some wood splinters. That was when I knew how I wanted to be disposed of after I die.

presbypenguin ,

A reminder to everyone that Costco sells caskets: www.costco.com/funeral-caskets.html

And every funeral home legally has to allow you to purchase the casket elsewhere per the FTC: consumer.ftc.gov/articles/ftc-funeral-rule (That doc also has a lot of other useful tips in it.)

Gerudo ,

Nice try Costco. Your casket sales are down and now the guerilla marketing starts.

ImplyingImplications ,

I was a funeral director. People rarely provide their own caskets even if they have the legal right to. Nobody wants to manage the purchase and delivery of an expensive product right after their loved one has died. Funeral homes will also make it difficult by requiring delivery at certain times, inspection by the purchaser at time of delivery, and requiring the purchaser also get liability insurance on the casket.

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t have the casket failing and killing the occupant. /s

this_1_is_mine ,

More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off… Or a lid lock that doesn’t work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don’t have to roll you over… But you did when you flopped out like a fish.

Express_pickle ,

I love the fact that there is star ratings for the caskets, like did the person who passed away come back to life to rate the casket out of 5 starts and then pass away again.

Shieldtoad ,

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

KingJalopy ,

The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

gnate ,

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

occhionaut ,

also free snacks for the mourning

saves a ton on catering

nxdefiant ,

No need to wait for the next day, you can eat the night of!

Sabre363 ,

I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

Emi621 ,

Just throw me in the trash

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