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Bytemeister ,

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit ,

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

As a woodworker, my first thought is 'I can build my own casket for a tenth of that price."

My second thought is “Damn I need to get into the casket industry.”

MashedTech ,

So what did you do?

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

In the 20 minutes since reading the meme, posting a comment elsewhere in the thread, then posting this one? Took a few more bites of my lunch and watched some of a retrospective about the TV show Farscape on Youtube.

MashedTech ,

Thank you for information. I am satisfied!

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Trash man!

Treefox ,

I’ve made it very known that I wanna be thrown in to the woods to rot when I die.

MedicPigBabySaver ,
@MedicPigBabySaver@voxpop.social avatar

I’m finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They’ll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

AgentGrimstone ,

Put me on the lawn so I can finally fertlize it like I said I would.

Honytawk ,

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don’t care.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.

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