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Sparkles , in Checkmate Valve
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Yeah my kids basically took over my steam account already on the family gaming computer. Alas.

gibmiser ,

Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son

not_that_guy05 ,

I don’t think I wanna give them mine…

Failedaborzzzzzzznn and missedperi0d

HowManyNimons , in It takes a community

🙏🙏 Aaaahh too late dammit.

some_guy , in Debate this!

Oh, I love this idea so much.

wonderfulvoltaire , in Checkmate Valve
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The family sharing works okay but the old school way is good too.

Varven OP ,
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In Australia we don’t have family sharing for some stupid reason

Zagorath ,
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I dunno if it’s “family sharing” or some other thing, but I can play games from my sister’s library through some means that I set up a couple of years ago.

yeather ,

Yes it’s family sharing

MuffinHeeler ,

I don’t know how it works (I’m not the tech one in the relationship), but I’ve been using family sharing for years with my partner

SnotFlickerman ,
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I think they might start getting suspicious when the account age is double the average human lifespan and is still in use.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Not true as I’ve often been born on January 1st in the early 1900’s.

SnotFlickerman ,
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I was referring more to the “Years of Service” badge you can find on your Steam profile, whose count begins when your account was created. It shows on the page when you look at the badge itself. Mine shows it was created on August 4, 2006.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Don’t you dare go ruining my joke with your reality-ism.

SnotFlickerman ,
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My bad, carry on, carry on.

The_v ,

Hey me too, birthday buddy.

MadBob ,

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Glad you noticed that lol, it’s really the make or break part of the joke.

MadBob ,

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

MeetInPotatoes ,

Naw I didn’t mean that, but hell yeah let’s be here anyway. To me, technically the joke is that none of us probably bother to put in our real birth month and date when Steam asks us to verify our age before viewing the next game suggestion in our discovery queue or wherever; just spin that wheel for the year lol. But the wording you pointed out is the only tipoff that it’s what I’m talking about, over-explaining would have made it boring, and if I go too subtle, then nobody gets it. I was genuinely thanking ye for the noticing the deliberate wording and I hope you got a chuckle :D

can ,

Gettin’ born in the state of Mississippi

MonkeMischief ,

“Hey c’mahhhn it’s my birthday, you wouldn’t delete mah account on my birthday, I’m just’a lil’ birthday boi!”

Arbiter ,

Assuming valve still exists at that point.

theneverfox ,

Nah, because while it would be very easy to implement something like that, it would require specifically doing it. Programmers have 3 reasons for writing code

It’s cool. It’s necessary. I was told to do it in exchange for money

(And the secret fourth reason, it just kinda happened. I was building this related thing and I realized it’d be stupid easy to toss it in…I was in a fugue state and I have no idea what I wrote, but it’s some of my best code ever)

Devs don’t generally care about this kind of thing, and most of the time neither do the business folk. This kind of unnecessary crackdown only comes up when consultants like McKinney, who I’ve recently learned are the reason everything sucks

SnotFlickerman ,
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I was told to do it in exchange for money

and most of the time neither do the business folk

Allowing libraries to accrue over generations is something business folk keenly care about because it impacts profits over time.

It’s literally why they have rules against transferring ownership.

You can tell yourself it’s for other reasons, but you’d just be lying to yourself about Valve being more benevolent than they actually are. They actually are in it to make money. Being told to do it in exchange for money is pretty much why this will happen.

Valve, at the end of the day, is still a company even if they’re marginally more consumer friendly than most. (Let’s not ignore that a lot of their “consumer friendly” decisions, like being able to return games, were literally because of laws saying they had to. They didn’t do it out of the “goodness of their hearts,” they did it because in some places they were being legally required to do so.)

Jaybob32 ,

But will they care if the account continues buying games? Is it easier to let it slide, or force someone to make a new account, there by pissing them off?

juliebean ,

but by that point, whoever the inheritors of the account were have probably been paying money and adding new games to it for decades. why would valve destroy their relationship with that customer just because they might still technically have access to some hundred year old games that either don’t even run on modern systems, or might even be public domain by that point?

OutlierBlue ,

Because eventually some dickhead like Huffman or Musk will get control and see nothing but dollar signs and completely ruin everything.

Lev_Astov ,
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By that time, all the games you bought now will be public domain.

bolexforsoup ,

I cannot imagine they’re going to keep family sharing as is - currently a couple of buddies and I shared a family account and now we all have access to over 700 games. I only had to coordinate with one of them, we all basically chained off each other. The abuse must be massive.

wonderfulvoltaire ,
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How is that abuse? Imagine how many viruses you’ll be avoiding by legitimately sharing games with your friends.

bolexforsoup ,

Come on dude…are you kidding? You and I could do a family share without any risk to each other and share our entire libraries tonight. That is not the sameas handing off to your buddies. I love the family sharing program, I am currently using it. I am not against piracy. Let’s get all that out of the way.

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Darkenfolk ,

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Just my brother from another mother fam, no hating.

herrcaptain ,

I was under the impression that if someone is playing a game from your library you can’t access it unless you boot them out (or you put steam in offline mode, meaning no updates or multiplayer for the duration). Is that no longer true?

eatham ,
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You can just play another one of the 700. If you want to play together then you need multiple copies.

herrcaptain ,

Ooooooh. I was under the mistaken impression that your whole library was locked down, not just the one game. Good to know!

Drigo ,

They changed that in an update a couple months ago, so it’s only the game that is being played that’s locked and not the whole library

Update: Steam news - Introducing Steam Families

can ,

Wow, guess I’ll never kick my old roommate off then.

bolexforsoup ,

Yeah but that’s only a problem if both of you want to play the same game at the exact same time. It’s like sharing a physical copy of a game with your friend but it instantly transports to their computer/console.

herrcaptain ,

I replied the same thing to another comment, but I had thought it locked down the whole library rather than just the one game being played. I could have sworn I ran into that issue but it’s been a long time since I tried it do I suppose I misremembered.

bolexforsoup ,

Nope total access unless you both want to play the exact same game at the same time. It’s great lol

SeducingCamel ,

I started elden ring from a family share recently, friend hasn’t gotten the dlc so I’m just getting to experience the main game for free before deciding if I actually want to spend 80 on the game and dlc

SleepyPie , in Debate this!

Non-American here, is it too late for him to be the Democrat candidate in the upcoming election?

Liz ,

Technically no, but it’ll never happen.

The way the parties nominate candidates for president is an absolute mess, but the nominations aren’t official until the parties hold a closed convention with delegates who vote for candidates to be the nominee. Back in the day these delegates used to actually be the people who decided who got nominated. These days they’re more like a ceremonial role, with a lot of them (I think) being required to vote in line with the way people voted in their state’s primary.

Anyway, I’d have to look it up to be 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure enough delegates have some kind of autonomy that it’s possible they could nominate someone other than Biden. Who they would end up agreeing on…? Heck if I know.

TropicalDingdong ,

Yeah. Supreme court ruled that political parties post-2016 are private clubs that can do whatever the fuck they want (Supreme Courts ruling on DNC’s ratfucking of Bernie).

Afaict from DNC rules , Biden needs to release his delegates for the first rounds of voting; from there it would proceed like any convention prior to 1976.

Honestly, it would be a great thing for the Democrats to do this. All of a sudden people would really fucking care about the election.

Furball ,

I doubt Bernie himself will but technically it’s not too late. The Democratic national convention hasn’t happened yet and after the debate there’s been a renewed push to pick someone else

AngryCommieKender ,

Good FSM, I wish. It’s not technically impossible, just functionally, and systemically, impossible.

octopus_ink ,

Our Democrats would never let him win, and that’s before you even get to the Republicans. Republican heads might actually explode if we elected a progressive who dared to call themselves a Democratic Socialist.

Meanwhile, Democrats are also crushed under the thumb of all the money big business pours into bribery lobbying, and they have already made it clear twice that they won’t let him get on the ballot.

We’ll never get progressive policies or a progressive president unless the progressives infiltrate D to the extent maga has infiltrated R.

ace_garp , in Murderous Intent
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Most frequently used handrail in town.

ouRKaoS , in Murderous Intent

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

Thteven , in Debate this!
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Get out of my head!

SnotFlickerman ,
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jabathekek , in Queen's Gambit
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The bishop is safe… for now.

troglodytis ,

And now, forever

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Until a new pawn is born.

menemen ,
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Hmm. New version of chess?

jabathekek , in It takes a community
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At least he has all those thots to choose from.

SnotFlickerman , in Debate this!
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flambonkscious ,

Holy shit, is that the actual sauce? I had no idea about where this came from!

PunnyName , in It takes a community

So destroy most of his body, give him a ton of high end cybernetic enhancements, and let him run through the streets of Detroit. You know, as a treat!

DmMacniel ,
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He never asked for this.

Cosmonauticus ,

I did

Cowbee , in Debate this!
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Here’s how Bernie can still win

thisfro , in Debate this!

In contrast to the other two dudes, bernie never gets old

tenchiken ,

He doesn’t get older, just more and more apparent he was right this whole time

eldavi , (edited )

he also has a front seat view to this country’s rightward shift and i wonder how frustrating it is to be so close to the levers of power to stop it; but to be blocked both your adversaries and your allies each time you try to reach for them.

Xantar , in Landsknecht Energy!!!

The worst part of it is that it worked.

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