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Potatos_are_not_friends OP , in It happens...

Btw this is a parody account

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

But is it though?

OsaErisXero ,

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

pingveno ,
FiskFisk33 ,

not necessarily

Hildegarde ,

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Musk says he has Asperger’s, so that’d be fair if he also wasn’t a liar.

winterayars ,

…it didn’t even register with me until i read this comment. I didn’t even realize something was amiss. FML.

MsPenguinette , in Anybody else experience this?

I’m not a capitalist but glad the free market regularly aligns with DEI. Thought the company I work at would back off a bit to the news coverage of outraged hysterics but they’ve doubled down.

CableMonster ,

The free market doesnt align with DEI, its forced by corporations and organizations that are backed up by the government.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Keep ruining Portland, dumbass.

CableMonster ,

Thats funny, I was born and raised in Portland and now it sucks due to the type of policies people like you advocate for.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Sure thing, dumbass.

Wasn’t the conservatives of Oregon, angling for less oversight of the medical field that led to so many pill mills around Portland, right?

Record profits for the mercer family as a result.

Wasn’t the constant attempts to reduce funding to Portland drug addiction support & rehab groups by various conservative groups & politicians who don’t even live there, right?

In spite of its issues, the city still has higher employment and median income vs surrounding, less cultured areas around it.

Get it, dumbass?

CableMonster ,

Let me get this straight the conservatives in Oregon (which have no power) forced through legistlation… Sure thing bro!

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Is this a joke? The only reason the “free market” pretended to align with DEI in the first place was for regulations and public relations purposes. The capitalist class has never and will never give a fuck about DEI. You know that HR departments are not our friends, right? Their job is to execute the will of the capitalist class upon the working class.

solsangraal , in Happy Independence Day
TheDoctor , in Anybody else experience this?
@TheDoctor@hexbear.net avatar

The US ruling class has been trying to do all of these things for decades. I’ve been treated like I’m insane for calling this out since well before Project 2025 was formulated. It’s honestly frustrating to see the amount of people finally coming around now that all their ducks are in a row and a second Trump term is looking more and more certain every day. Biden’s been literally doing Republican policies for his entire presidency and we haven’t heard a fucking peep from the liberal “activists” in my area about it.

BmeBenji , in Anybody else experience this?

Literally just yesterday I posted about it in my family’s political group chat and my older sister said, and I quote:

“even though I lean left, I’m actually glad that conservatives have a playbook! Why? because Trump’s first term presidential transition (2017) was totally bungled… he needs a list of people that he can appoint from, so that these agencies don’t just fall apart… Don’t kid yourself, Biden’s team and Obama’s team and the democrats overall definitely have their own playbook and their list of potential appointees. They just don’t have to crowdsource theirs!”

cue insane Charlie Kelly screams

PunnyName ,

Narrator: She did not actually lean left, but instead very far right.

flicker ,

She just likes weed.

nonailsleft ,

my family’s political group chat

BmeBenji ,

One member got upset that we were discussing politics in the family group chat so much in 2020 (read: we were bashing Donald Trump and his fucking idiocy too much) and insisted we move the conversation elsewhere

jdeath ,

would it be better to have two trump terms, back to back, or to make a biden sandwich and have a break between the terms?

i worry that if trump comes back from the dead he might do crazier shit than if he was just re-elected and kept eating mcdonalds at the white house.

no way to know for sure, unless whoever built the universe made two copies just to test this out

BmeBenji ,

I’m feeling confident that the 4 year break gave him and the actually smart people funding him and giving him ideas more time to come up with efficient plans

Tiocfaidhcaisarla ,
@Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net avatar

Hate to crowdsource appointees in my democracy

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Is your sister Roseanne Barr, what the fuck is she saying

Skullgrid , in Anybody else experience this?
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

but biden said umm. i can’t tell the difference /s

umbrella , in Anybody else experience this?
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

already happening

bolexforsoup , in Anybody else experience this?

No because every conservative either doesn’t know about it or pretends it isn’t as bad as it is, which they rationalize by making sure not to look at it too closely.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

“It only hurts the people I don’t like” and “I would be exempt from this”.

I have no idea why any immigrant or Hispanic would want this. He’s directly targeting all of them. There are no exceptions, there’s no points you get. This is his stated platform

PunnyName ,

I never thought the leopard would eat my face!

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

But I was one of the good ones!

ZILtoid1991 ,

I woke up much sooner than when they ate my face. It was when they stripped a “supposed foreigner” of their company. The proof of them being a foreigner were having “stein” in their name, a “suspicious nose not common among real Hungarians”, not being religious, and supporting liberalism.

DrSleepless ,

I have a gay friend that loves Trump, I tried to explain this to him but he got mad at me

ZILtoid1991 ,

I’m a disabled person, who voted Fidesz in 2010, and my face got eaten by the leopards. Due to the nature of my disability, I won’t receive any help, I’m barred from driving cars thus barred from many local jobs. Those who can are re-examined every few years, and even amputees are body-searched sometimes for “tied-up limbs”, and are preferred to instead seek some job which is specifically made for the disabled, which thanks to local version of ableism, is largely something specialized for the intellectually disabled, and the job descriptions often read like they were lifted from those godawful ableist jokes.

XeroxCool ,

Devout Christianity is a common reason. Specifically, the kind that believes abortion is murder and is the number 1 topic that can supersede all others. If one candidate vows to outlaw it and the other vows to protect it, the conservative Christian brainwashing machine gets these out-groups to vote against all of their interests to “protect babies”.

Taxes is another I hear. People actually beleive Republicans are fiscally responsible and going to help these out-groups, many of whom are lower middle class, get ahead by reducing tax. Ignore the part where reducing everyone’s taxes increases everyone’s gains, increasing everyone’s budget, and therefore not actually increasing anyone’s purchasing power because the market will adjust sales price higher.

Obviously, this works on the majority demographics too. But they’re closer to the in-group than who you asked about

HKPiax , in Anybody else experience this?
@HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen something as unhinged as Project 2025. I mean it, it sounds like a shitty “evil plan” cooked on 4chan, but it’s fucking real. Insane.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If we’re talking about American politics in our lifetime, yeah this is tops. But it’s not history’s craziest politics by a long shot

originalfrozenbanana , (edited )

Hear that everyone, it could be worse

Thanks for the enlightening framing. When they’re rounding up people they don’t like we should tell them it’s ok, it’s been worse

Nobody fucking cares. This isn’t some academic exercise to rank crazy times. This is the very real political strategy of a party about to take power in the US. This view from nowhere shit is so exhausting.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

You mistake me: I think it’s so bad people should leave if they can, or revolt en masse. I just also like talking about history.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Read the room

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I didn’t know there was a book adaptation of that movie

originalfrozenbanana ,

Anyway, how’s your sex life?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Better than my septem life, that’s for sure

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I have. Are you going to leave if you can or revolt en masse?

originalfrozenbanana ,

Yes my family and I fly out next week

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I left three years ago. I saw all this coming, though I still do the voting bit. Sorry it’s come to this.

originalfrozenbanana ,

We started the process two years ago and I’m helping friends get sorted too. It sucks

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been somewhat traumatic. I had to take things back to where they began two generations ago, return to the roots that once were, though they’re new to me. I’m grateful that you and I could commiserate, at least. It’s validating to speak to others who felt the same.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I am genuinely happy for you, but I’m poor so I literally don’t have the money to move. The best I can do at this point is put away a little of money when I can (not often) and hope for the best.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I may have lost hope, but I will keep doing what I can to help. I still love what America should have been.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Same. In my opinion, America—“the Great Experiment”—is at this point mostly a failed experiment. But the goal for which said experiment originally strived is still a worthy one.

originalfrozenbanana ,

It’s not just real it’s their actual political strategy. This isn’t fringe shit, this is what they will do when they take office.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

it sounds like a shitty “evil plan” cooked on 4chan

4chan has several porn and LGBT boards. this is on conservatism.

frezik ,

Conservatives consume tons of porn. They just feel guilt about it afterwards.

cmbabul ,

More like they think everyone should feel guilt about it

Atherel ,

It’s like one of those idiots came up with this stupid idea and now none of the other morons can call this out because they would have to admit that they are watching porn.

Like the emperor’s new clothes but in politics.

redisdead ,

They feel guilty about it and lash out on other people to make themselves feel better about it.

ZILtoid1991 ,

Yeah, but a lot of conservatives, and by extension fascists, are extremely hypocritical on the surface, except they like to use “hypocrisy” as a tool against their opponents, and by “hypocrisy”, I mean not following the strawman version of your ideology. I personally call this as “rulebending”, they’re manipulating their opponents rules to be even higher and thus choking them with it.

On a deeper level they just want a lot of power, which includes them being above the law, as long as they’re loyal to the dictator/king. If project 2025 succeeds, expect one of them getting caught on live with real CP, maybe even raping a child, then will just go “so what? I can do this, you are not allowed to!”.

makeasnek OP , in Anybody else experience this?
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

Project 2025 wants to:

  • Outlaw pornography
  • Outlaw abortion
  • Outlaw homosexuality
  • Eliminate all major checks on presidential power. Say goodbye to the system of checks and balances
  • Replace many federal workers with those who are loyal only to the president

www.defeatproject2025.org breaks it down by topic, also highly suggest John Oliver’s segment on it

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Well, they’ve already made progress on point 4

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

Its a good thing Biden is president, we should vote for him again so he can continue to not stop these things from happening

TrickDacy ,

And two

Fades ,

And one! Texas and shit taking first steps by requiring state id verification.

That’s how they do things, just enough to get the foot in the door, move the goalposts and repeat

ZWQbpkzl ,

Replace many federal workers with those who are loyal only to the president

This is the key point that actually makes all this possible. From the wiki

It proposes reclassifying tens of thousands of merit-based federal civil service workers as political appointees in order to replace them with loyal conservatives to further the objectives of the next Republican president.

“Tens of thousands”. There is absolutely not enough young republicans in the nation to replace that many federal workers. The outcome if they fired them anyways would be orders of magnitude worse than the De-Ba’athification of Iraq. Its declaring class war on Northern Virginia and its a fight the GOP would lose.

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  • ZWQbpkzl ,

    I’m from there too. I could feel myself slowly becoming that type of libertarian shit head growing up until I moved away. Libertarianism is the only way you can rationalize all the bullshit you see around you and still remain in that environment.

    It takes a severe level of willful ignorance to work for the MIC. They’re so close to the contradictions at play that whenever you try to interrogate them on those contradictions they just short circuit in a way. Often they’ll repeat some sort of aphorism.

    I_Clean_Here ,

    Dictatorship ftw

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    some_guy , in I'm helping I promise!

    We got CBD oil for our kitties to help them endure 4th of July fireworks. We tried giving it to them a day early to observe their reactions before everything got loud and scary. One of them scratched me so much (out of fear, not malice) that I quickly gave up. We’re gonna try sneaking it on some tuna tonight. The store was sold out of CBD treats, so hopefully this works.

    stoy , in I'm helping I promise!

    When cats sharpen their claws on wood it keeps them at the right length.

    The only time we needed to clip our cat’s claws was when she was getting old and couldn’t sharpen them herself.

    We noticed it when she was getting more and more passive, and on a whim we looked ar her claws, they had grown into her pads on her paws, we started cliping them regularly, but only slightly, and she was soon feeling much better.

    This happened after and accident when she was out and we thought she got lost, but after a few days she was back in our garden, she was clearly in pain so we took her to the vet and one of her rear legs had been dislocated, it took weeks to get it to heal, and after that event she started having trouble with her claws.

    Timecircleline ,

    My problem isn’t that they are long. My problem is they are sharp .

    VinnyDaCat ,

    Yeah, I just snip the tips on the front ones usually. I’ve been doing it since he was little and while he doesn’t appreciate it he has never fought or clawed me in the process of it.

    Psythik , (edited )

    What do you do when the cat refuses to use scratching posts? No matter the material—cardboard, carpet, rope—she will only scratch the furniture and folded towels. (We even tried wrapping a scratching post in towel material and she still won’t scratch it.)

    Obviously we don’t want her destroying the furniture, so we don’t* let her scratch long enough to shorten her nails… wat do?

    stoy , (edited )

    We never really had this issue, but I would try putting the folded towels in a cupboard with a door. As for furniture you could try and fit some hard plastic over the favourite scratching area so she won’t get a grip with her claws.

    We had our cat when we were doing a remodel (still going on at my parents, I still remember when the front porch was ripped out and the big job was starting back in 2000, but even before then the house was being remoddeled.

    She loved to scrach against wodden posts so much so that over the years she had scratched away about a third of the equivalent of a twobyfour post.

    We let her do that since the post would hold little weight, and it is relatively easy to swap if needed.

    Psythik ,

    I’ll try the plastic idea; thanks.

    Though it still doesn’t solve the issue of her refusing to scratch a designated post. She’ll just find something else. I’ve thought about buying a cheap yoga mat, cutting off a bit and taping it to the floor, cause she seems to enjoy scratching those too when we’re working out and step away for a break.

    Lightfire228 ,

    Try one of these: a.co/d/08I5FYeD

    Cats really only like to scratch on tall and sturdy things like trees or heavy couches

    If their post isn’t tall enough, they can’t get a good stretch out of it

    If the post tips over easily, they just won’t want to use it (you can also use a heavy weight to keep the base steady, but I find that solution rather cumbersome )

    therealzordon ,

    Good choice, I bought something like this and within about 2 minutes of having it set up I had 2 cats scratching it. I was worried they wouldn’t touch it.

    thorbot ,

    Well you double down and assert that your cat and training is superior, and therefore applies to all cats and anyone should be able to do what you do with your cats! Just kidding! accept the reality that everyone’s situation and cats are different!

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