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Fixbeat , in Guess how my day started

Incorrect meme usage?

neo ,

I’ll get the plunger…

pingveno ,

That’s a plungin’

LEMMINGTONS_SPA , in Guess how my day started

Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.

ID411 , in Libertarians be like

This is rather clever

casmael ,

Moreover, it’s one of the best memes I’ve seen so far this month

Trollivier ,

I second that. Bullseye.

ZILtoid1991 , in Elections

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.

thefrankring , in Elections
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Here’s how trust works:

Once elected, I will be vegetarian.

I am vegetarian.

NutWrench , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically
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Let’s see: Socialism: A system of government where the country’s wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.

Sam_Bass , in Three Wishes

If it was only that simple

Cowbee ,
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It isn’t, which is why much theory and practice has occured since the inception of these ideas, and grown over time.

CaptainBasculin , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Pareto principle taken to an extreme

nova_ad_vitum ,

Lol this dude just has to take one for the team .

chemicalwonka , in Three Wishes
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I’ m so proud of my boy

kat_angstrom , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

Pretty sure that’s not a direct quote.

Cowbee ,
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Do you think Marx would disagree?

kat_angstrom ,

Yes, I think he would not call people names, he’d instead give lengthy explanations of their shortcomings and failings.

Cowbee ,
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Marx would absolutely call bourgeois parties names, dude would’ve been a poster.

Makeshift , in The "one bad apple" claims always ignore the many many many bad apples that exist

I never saw memes calling out animal ag on that other site outside of confined spaces. Yet on Lemmy they get upvoted in larger communities.

Lemmy is amazing. Keep being the hope for the future, folks. We need it!

Mango , in Three Wishes

But why didn’t the number of wishes decrement?

Cowbee ,
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Because the genie agreed and didn’t think of it as a chore to do in any way.

Mango ,

That’s not really much of a joke. It pretty well invalidates the core concept.

Cowbee ,
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It doesn’t, it emphazes it and makes it a joke.

Genie: I will do any 3 things for you

Person: eliminate Capitalists

Genie: I’ll give it to you for free, fuck the bourgeoisie

There’s the joke.

Mango ,

I agree with the sentiment, but it’s not really funny.

Cowbee ,
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That’s your right. I disagree, it’s pretty funny.

SternburgExport , in This is a real threat :(

nice try but mine are dimmable

DevCuber , in Give me an example of highly motivated
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Pareto would be happy

BruceTwarzen , in Them cheeks be thicc

Oh god i remember that video that made her “famous” that was so sad.

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