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devfuuu , in Guess how my day started

The miracle of the poop knife. Always be ready.

pingveno , in Guess how my day started

Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.

Edgarallenpwn ,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.

pingveno ,

We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.

Lightfire228 ,

I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls

Notyou , in Guess how my day started

You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn’t show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn’t even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.

jballs , in Guess how my day started
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

Thcdenton , in Never forget what they took from us...
kautau ,

smacks lips what a shame

Verito ,

reinstalls

PunnyName ,

Why was it ever uninstalled? It’s like 500mb

Klear ,

I’m due for another replay, but I’m waiting for the VR mod to be finished.

Wakmrow , in Guess how my day started

No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it’ll be your first purchase lol

fossilesque , (edited ) in Never forget what they took from us...
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Please recommend me your favourite story games. This is me and I’m in need of a good ‘book.’ :)

Edit: I’m going to tell you all to play Night in the Woods. Now, it is set in my home region and felt like a game made for me, but I think it has messages anyone could relate to.

Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

I have played “The Invincibles” recently. It’s a beautiful walking sim.

Absolute_Axoltl ,

Disco Elysium

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

The only run I haven’t done is the fascist run because I cannot be a dick to Kim.

taiyang ,

Favorite point and click adventure: Sam and Max. They recently remastered the first season. Funny/silly game.

CptEnder ,

Star Wars Fallen Order has a great story and really fun gameplay.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

In Stars and Time is especially appropriate for Pride Month!

Disco Elysium is phenomenal as well.

Poop ,

Sea of Stars.

I’m listening to the soundtrack right now and it’s awesome. The story is decent and the graphics and design are top notch. It was so captivating that I pretty much didn’t play anything else while I was working through the game.

KuroiKaze ,

I have to say is this is clearly the closest gaming has come to a sequel to Chrono trigger

BowtiesAreCool ,

Story first games: Tacoma, What Remains of Edith Finch, Life Is Strange, Botany Manor(more puzzle than story), Open Roads, Lake, Deliver Us The Moon, Firewatch, Kona, Day of the Tentacle (The remaster is incredible)

For more standard shoot or action games with good writing/story I love the remedy games, Alan Wake, Quantum Break, Control.

I was never a huge fan of Telltale style story games that much, but I really enjoyed the Back to the Future one that came out years back. Not sure if that’s still available anywhere though.

Sotuanduso ,

Tales of Vesperia. I like the combat system most, but the story’s pretty good, and there’s a lot of optional content.

Sharkwellington ,

Spiritfarer, To the Moon, Gris (no words in this one but still a good story imo), anything SuperGiant has ever made with my favorite being Transistor.

ChewTiger ,

Definitely anything SuperGiant. Bastion, Hades, and Transistor are some of the only games I’ve actually finished, and the sound tracks are incredible.

KuroiKaze ,

Best response

Sarmyth ,

I recently got “Yakuza Like a Dragon” from my Humble Choice bundle and it’s so good it’s made me want to check the rest of the series.

FilthyHookerSpit ,

Yakuza 0 was absolutely fantastic, kiwami 1 was ok and kiwami 2 was also good

KuroiKaze ,

It’s maybe my fav series in gaming. Kiryu is so much better than ichiban

Carlo ,

I picked up “Yakuza 0” on sale not too long ago, and I’m enjoying it so much that I picked up the rest of the remastered series while it was on sale. Based on how long I’m spending mucking around in the first one, It may take me the rest of my life to get through them all. I don’t know how “Like a Dragon” compares to the earlier games, but I really enjoy the narrative, combat, sub-stories, and mini-games in “0”.

As an aside, I really enjoy a well-done pool mini-game. I probably spent more time playing pool in the various space stations in “Rebel Galaxy Outlaw” than doing anything else. Likewise, Kiryu spends a lot of time in the pool hall, as well as hanging around the batting cages, and fine-tuning his pocket racers.

nickwitha_k ,

Don’t know that they’ll all be ported to PC but the Supermassive standalones (Until Dawn, The Quarry) and Dark Pictures Anthology are great, if you like horror movies. I prefer to watch my wife play them. They’re literally like interactive/choose your own adventure films.

FilthyHookerSpit , (edited )

Nier automata, nier replicant, Yakuza like a dragon, FF7R, Baldurs Gate 3, Divinity Original Sin 2, Control, star wars fallen order/survivor

quafeinum ,

‘Outer wilds’ don’t look it up. The most fun is play ing it for the first time. It doesn’t hold your hand though.

Incandemon ,

Seconding this, and its a great game but only if you do like games where there is a story line, but its up to you to find it.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Thirding lol

sunred ,
@sunred@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fourthing, my absolute favourite game.

PolarisFx ,
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

YouTube started recommending Outer Wilds videos, intermixed with my Minecraft: Create mod videos and I was very confused what mod it was

sunshine ,

I’ve read that comment a lot and it makes me feel like there’s something big that I might spoil if I ever Google about it. But like I’m a couple dozen hours in at this point… After how many hours of playtime would you say the “don’t look it up” advice expires?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

I think there are guides that gently point you in the right direction, without too many spoilers.

I definitely got stuck on a few things.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

The Blackwell series, West of Loathing, Talos Principle II, To The Moon series.

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Seconding the Blackwell series, with a caveat. The earlier games can be a little rough around the edges, resulting in a few Guide Dang It! moments. Walkthroughs are your friends.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Mostly in alphabetical order going down my steam list:

Great stories great games: Tales of Symphonia and Vesperia, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky trilogy, Metal Gear Solid, 2, and 3, Subnautica, Secret of Mana, Legend of Mana, Chrono Trigger, Hollow Knight, Spec Ops: The Line, A Hat in Time, Hades, Doom, Deus Ex, Eternal Sonata, F.E.A.R., FF6, FF13-2, Nier Replicant & Automata, Sleeping Dogs, Undertale, Valkyria Chronicles (admittedly haven’t beaten it though).

Mindless fun simple stories: Ys (almost any of them), My Time at Portia or Sandrock, Resident Evil games, Rune Factory 4 and 5, Harvest Moon 64 and Friends of Mineral Town, Stray, Amnesia, Armored Core 6, Have a Nice Death, I am Setsuna, Life is Strange, Neon White, Cyberpunk 2077.

If you had to twist my arm I’d give you these variations of top recommendations.

Best typical JRPG: Tales of Symphonia

Best Metroidvania: Hollow Knight

Best where choices matter: Undertale

Best fps: Spec Ops: The Line

Best comfy story: My Time at Portia

Best environmental storytelling: Subnautica

Best simple stories in stories: A Hat in Time

Best story with a bajillion endings and things to keep playing for: Nier Automata (play Replicant too!)

velox_vulnus ,

Have you tried Triangle Strategy?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Negative. I’ll take a look, thanks.

Atrichum ,

Pillars of Eternity. I’ve owned the game for 8 years but finally sat down recently to learn how to play a classic CRPG. I haven’t been this engrossed in a game since Mass Effect 2 or Skyrim.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I absolutely adored a low budget game called Firewatch. It’s first person and your only contact with another human is through a radio. You’re running away from your life and work for a summer in a fire watch tower in a national park.

The story is nice and the characters are interesting and flawed and relatable.

Buy it on sale and have a fun evening or two with it.

TheOakTree ,

Bastion will make you feel like you’re reading a book. It’s one of my all-time favorites, by the developers now best known for Hades.

MonkeMischief ,

“Proper story’s s’posed to start at the beginning…”

“Kid just rages for awhile.”

That game is still fantastic.

pumpkinseedoil ,

Witcher 3. The story is insanely good, just remember: your decisions matter (but don’t look anything up).

Some people say it’s hard to get into it and to be fair it is a bit complicated first but you don’t have to use all mechanics, and it’s well worth getting into it.

It just got an official mod creator (yes, that game from… 2015? (graphics from 2022 since there was a huge graphics update) still got a new update in 2024) and the community still is strong so it’ll get even better over the next years.

MonkeMischief ,

Oh sweet nobody’s mentioned it yet! One of my personal favorite “book-feeling games” is an FPS series.

Linear, tightly focused, and feels like a novel because it’s based on one:

Metro: 2033 and Metro: Last Light.(Haven’t played Exodus yet)

You play a young fella named Artyom. Living in formerly-Russia’s metro tunnels with other survivors after a nuclear apocalypse devastates the surface.

Your settlement comes under threat from seemingly psychic creatures called “the Dark Ones”, and you’re sent on a quest to go get help.

Across the way is a bit of a “coming of age” adventure. You run across really interesting and well-acted characters, sneak past hostile factions, contend with scary (and diversely behaviored) mutants, and risk dangerous excursions on the surface. This is a dark world where gasmask filters are precious and bullets are literally currency, but somehow it’s still beautiful and fascinating.

(That intro guitar melody will stay with me forever.)

Like any good hero, Artyom finds himself in one bad situation after another, and along the way if you pick up on the hints, may even come to understand the world around him and the role he plays in it.

There’s a morality system that’s more subtle than “be boyscout or be a villain”, and “ranger difficulty” is an amazing way to play because it makes gunfights feel tense and realistic.

You can only take a few hits in this mode, but unlike in most games, so can your enemies! It makes things feel much less “bullet spongey.”

Everyone begged for an “open world” experience and we got Exodus which is supposed to be awesome, but something will always stay close to me about this post apocalypse story that takes you on a focused, well paced, and at times emotional ride to save a transformed world.

And that’s just the first title mostly.

You won’t be running between towns for hours or making rubber bands and glue into machineguns. You’ll still feel like you’re surviving, but know exactly where you’re supposed to be going.

They go for super cheap on GoG and Steam all the time. Well worth the experience. :)

Gremour ,

Martha is Dead. A tragic and frightening story. Heed to the warnings they give at the start, tho. My wife literally got sick from playing it. No other game or movie has touched me that deep.

supersquirrel ,
BlueMagma ,

“To the moon”, it will take you 4h to finish and the story is awesome, it’s worth playing in a single playthrough. I wish I could forget and play it again.

paultimate14 ,

Just looking through my HLTB at things I’ve done recently:

The Ace Attorney series Sucker for Love Coffee Talk Haven (good for co-op)

If you want a bit more gameplay, but still chill:

Paradise Killer Braid Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

More gameplay focused:

Control Portal Wargroove Cat Quest Knack (I know it’s a meme, but the games are actually pretty fun)

TheBluePillock ,

Steins;Gate. It starts slow, but once it picks up it’s amazing and puts all that slow build up to good use. Not sure if it technically counts though. Visual novels are a weird middle ground that aren’t really book or game, but there are some really good ones. Definitely the way to go if you’re in more of a reading mood but want some art and music to go with it.

Sidyctism2 ,

Disco Elysium. Its an RPG, but most skills have an application both in the world but also in conversations (of which there are a lot, and very well written). Its got a very bitter-sweet vibe to it.

zerofk ,

You got a lot of great recommendations already, but I want to add one more indie game: Lost Words Beyond the Page. Gameplay is simple and it’s not very long, but the writing is excellent.

agentshags , in Guess how my day started
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger

🪠

cordlesslamp ,

How’d you even start that conversation?

“We’ve been together for a month now and I think it’s getting serious. Maybe it’s time for us to take the next step, let’s go get you a plunger 🪠”

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

I actually didn’t even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she’d been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I’m always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I’ll go to Sam’s and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we’re practically married at this point all this old people stuff I’m doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I’m just glad we’re finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we’re able to talk about it and joke about it now.

davel , in Funny dogs
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

This just seems like a low-effort racist meme to me, so someone please explain to me how I’m wooshed.

Mr_Reach ,
@Mr_Reach@lemmy.world avatar

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

unexposedhazard ,

I mean people at the time were pretty fucking racist, so its definitely realistic.

lugal ,

Is that the case? I mean this is long before nation states or the north Atlantic slave trade or anything. I’m not romanticizing, people looted, had slaves, fought meaningless wars, but all independently of race. Besides, the first nations of turtle island are not really red.

art , in Never forget what they took from us...
@art@lemmy.world avatar

It never went away.

PiJiNWiNg ,

Was gonna say, nobody took shit, lol

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, single player games are nowhere near dead. If they ever did go the way of the dodo, I would probably stop playing altogether, because for the most part I just don’t like multiplayer games.

PeteBauxigeg , in Guess how my day started

Don’t use plungers, just use a heap of oxygen bleach and possibly also soap (and time)

HeyHo , (edited ) in Never forget what they took from us...

My absolutely most favorite single player and gaming experiences in general are:

  1. Outer Wilds
  2. Tunic

Their replayability is 0 but man do these experiences stay with you. I still think about outer wilds daily and i finished it last year.

Also a word of caution:
Both these games function with knowledge-based progression, so almost everything you look up about these games can be considered a spoiler and will lessen your experience with them!

pipe01 ,

I bought outer wilds a while ago but haven’t played it yet, I should probably give it a try

Cowbee , in Never forget what they took from us...
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Indie games are absolutely killing it these days, I love em. In Stars and Time, Animal Well, Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, so many are fantastic.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Guess how my day started
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not how this meme template works.

Lightfire228 ,

Viral memes are born out of mutation, much like new viral diseases

spongebue ,

Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow

0ops ,

Op should apologize

PancakeTrebuchet , in Guess how my day started

I think about them when I check into a hotel because I’ve had to make that call a time or two.

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