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punkwalrus , in Airport security be like
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Pro Cavity Creeps agenda:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/847283e0-7dac-459b-a7a9-69a1018c2509.png

10_0 , in Guess how my day started

Bro when it skids all the time you need a toilet cleaner all the time

Nakoichi , in Boeing?
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Lmao this rules.

tiredofsametab , in Boeing?

It's almost as though they label all rooms so people know what they are and don't go in the wrong one.

Tja ,

Exactly, we wouldn’t want blind pilots hanging out in the maintenance closet.

tiredofsametab ,

I am now picturing someone flying a plane in the form of window blinds.

DragonTypeWyvern , in Never forget what they took from us...

Friends don’t let friends play League of Legends

grandkaiser ,

That’s why I play DotA 😎

(Yes, this is a cry for help)

TropicalDingdong , in When I was young

Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

ummthatguy ,
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It’s dangerous to go alone take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56e9cdf0-c15e-45a2-8e39-24c4eabfe831.jpeg

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffcf4b9b-de2f-4f4f-a7b1-6ad28ce84108.jpeg

TropicalDingdong ,

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

ummthatguy ,
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https://y.yarn.co/81f0a721-d946-49a2-a054-ec70cb005c3d_text.gif

TropicalDingdong ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4812ca84-d0ca-43ec-a770-f02c83212dca.gif

powerofm ,

So it’s fake…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Damn, it’s so much sharper that it cut me.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

… wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it’s kebab based markup.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

https://64.media.tumblr.com/430136cc8f9219b0b9d8c4d3ccbe4dbe/tumblr_n1vni3szcL1rrx588o1_250.gif

nondescripthandle , in "I'm in"

This must be where they keep the gay agenda

LinkOpensChest_wav , in "I'm in"
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This is where the records of all closeted gay people is stored

MinekPo1 , in Libertarians be like
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I misread this as if it lacked the y and was slightly confused for a second

triplenadir ,
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then I spent a minute like “what does ‘tyrann’ mean, is this a warhammer thing?”

lunachocken , in Never forget what they took from us...

Or play factorio… Look at the time, ah it hasn’t changed, then an hour later notices the date incremented. Oh

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Or Civilization, where one more turn becomes five hours where you’ve barely moved.

Gods I was strong then.

ShaggySnacks ,

That’s when you find yourself asking the important question, “What day is it?”

Darkassassin07 , in Airport security be like
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Fun fact: until recently, most airport scanners literally couldn’t differentiate between water and many common explosives. Hence the scrutiny of water based products/possessions.

youtu.be/nyG8XAmtYeQ

Redacted , in Airport security be like
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Cavity protection ain’t gonna cut it where they’re going.

nifty , in Airport security be like
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Next time just smuggle it in your mouth

UnfortunateShort , in Guess how my day started

Hot water an dish soap works miracles on all kinds of clogs btw.

moon , in Airport security be like

They actually know a lot of stuff is harmless but it’s Security Theatre that was meant to make people feel better about flying after 9/11

cucumberbob ,

Scanners have gotten better recently, meaning they can tell the difference between water and explosives, but these restrictions weren’t pulled out of thin air like many others.

…wikipedia.org/…/Security_repercussions_due_to_th…

There was a thwarted terrorist plot to use drink bottles to hold explosives.

GiveMemes ,

That doesn’t mean it’s not still a show. In the 2010s (forget when exactly) the TSA was tested with fake bombs and let them through 49/50 times. They have never successfully stopped a terrorist attack either afaik.

fmstrat ,

The day after TSA failed spectacularly in reviews that made it to national news, I missed a flight because they thought my portable hard drive could be explosive. The guy who inspected it? An “expert” over Facetime because he was at the Arnold body building conference. Then they GAVE IT BACK TO ME and told me I had to ship it. What a joke.

son_named_bort ,

Does anybody actually feel safe because of the TSA?

pingveno ,

I mean, I feel like I’m probably not going to be shot or macheted while in flight, so that’s nice. But yeah, I know it’s not great.

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