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theacharnian , in Jeff's magic money machine
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Warhammer!!

nickwitha_k ,

Genie: There are 5 rules…

theacharnian ,
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I mean c’mon genie, that barely covers my Kharadron, Drukhari, and Votan dream collections.

triplenadir ,
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also already covered by rule #3

deaf_fish , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

I remember being young and making bad political decisions. If my generation got to do that why not gen alpha? I hope the legacy my generation leaves behind helps gen alpha elect the leaders that they want without being fooled by the lies.

Cowbee ,
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I do think centrist nonsense like what Mr. Beast has said he would do should be opposed. He stated that if he did run, he would “listen to the best of the left and the best of the right,” which manifests a mystical property on the center of arbitrary lines being “good,” somehow.

dfecht ,

lmao spoken like someone whose only concern is their brand. Unsurprising, but still gross.

Cowbee ,
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Yep, it’s an extremely common viewpoint for privledged “apolitical” kids who think they solved politics.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah. Especially the part where they think they’ll be able to get everyone to agree on what’s best about each side.

Crikeste ,

Also the naivety that, because people hold beliefs, they must somehow be good.

razorwiregoatlick , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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We could and have elected worse.

MystikIncarnate ,

Such as a twice impeached convicted felon?

Wait, that one hasn’t happened yet. He needs to get re-elected before I can say this.

I hope I don’t get the opportunity to say it, but you never know.

ImpressiveEssay , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Only in America…

dumbass , in Jeff's magic money machine
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I’ll just pay someone 100 million tonpunch the genie

mycodesucks , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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Is it too late to elect Trump and end democracy?

gentooer ,

As someone from not America, I hope you don’t elect Trump, and we all move away from this authoritarian movement. One can only hope.

laranis ,

Not sure why the down votes; obviously /s. And clever, at that.

mycodesucks , (edited )
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Always someone taking their fandom too seriously I guess.

Also Trump is still an actual candidate and people are rightfully terrified. That does things to people’s sarcasm detectors.

Then there are the people who recognize it’s a joke/sarcasm and just think it’s too serious to joke about, and they’re entitled to their opinion. It IS serious, but I will never allow that to get in the way of a joke.

frezik , (edited ) in Jeff's magic money machine

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll. Provided you can close on them in time, buying up some high end houses, or just a whole lot of land, is probably your best bet. Being a cash deal on your end helps move the paperwork faster. They’re also durable goods that don’t need a warehouse to be stored, and don’t need any maintenance for a while.

Hossenfeffer ,
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The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

frezik ,

Then you have to pay to berth it somewhere, and for maintenance because your boat touches salt water. Land will just sit there until you can flip it, though you do have some property taxes and insurance. A handful of acres around Beverly Hills will do it.

Hossenfeffer ,
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I like boats. Plus I’m a billionaire now.

Appoxo , in Jeff's magic money machine
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I’ll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

Coskii , in Gaming today
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This remind me of those random flash… Let’s call them creations as they are neither games or animations specifically.

It starts with 1 A and a wait time of thirty seconds, each time you press the big X, it adds an ‘A’, and increasingly multiplies the time. You end up with the AAAAAAAAAAAAA Game, and are waiting for hours.

Does it do anything? No. It is vaguely humorous? Kinda?

ICastFist ,
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I remember a flash animation that was basically the biggest advertisement of itself based off “reviews”, with stuff like “The greatest animation of all time; A must see animation; Better than Lord of the Rings; Better than sex; Better than chocolate; Better than sex with chocolate” - That was all the animation was.

uis , in Jeff's magic money machine

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

CheeseNoodle , in Jeff's magic money machine

I feel like I could easily spend that in microtransactions on some scummy mobile game.

Hobo ,

Diablo Immortal entered the chat.

Sidyctism2 ,

“Do you guys not have-”

“ohh dont worry, i’ve got ALL the phones”

jerkface , in violently cries and sobs
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Straight people are the worst of all options.

itslilith , in Miku 2024!
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Good for him! 🌈

Peppycito , in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗

Lemmy is sure good at showing thriving communities I have absolutely zero interest in.

agentshags ,
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I’ll glance at some of the ones I’m not big on to expand my horizons

Peppycito ,

I’m not looking into expanding into lecherous anime. Thankfully I’ve apparently blocked them all as they’ve stopped appearing.

thorbot ,

Yep and all the communities you are interested in?

ZERO FUCKING POSTS

boatsnhos931 , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Mistuh beeast is liteweally my faworite person in the whol whorld

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