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Imgonnatrythis , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

Shut up, you had me at hello you piece of shit.

Marduk73 , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

zippythezigzag , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

Say ‘hello’ to my little friend! He’s just a little piece of shit!

(I broke the rules but it was funnier this way)

chatokun ,

Narrator: it wasn’t.

… you piece of shit.

balderdash9 , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

I am your father… you piece of shit

myster0n ,

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

AFallingAnvil ,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit

dudinax ,

Judge me by my size, do you, you piece of shit?

humbletightband , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

I don’t want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

Sabre363 ,

Not when I’m done with it

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

that’s why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

humbletightband ,

You slay, babe

Hadriscus ,

Katanas = queer swords

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

well, they’re not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora…

AngryCommieKender ,

What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it’s good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it’s good enough for me.

I seriously want Cloud’s Sword Bike from Advent Children.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/07d67db4-16b3-44a2-b8e8-1b4d8f0dfe96.jpeg

Hadriscus ,

I would call it turgid

Dungrad , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
@Dungrad@feddit.org avatar

You bow for no one you piece of shit

perishthethought , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

spoiler> You know how to whistle, don’t you, you piece of shit?

JimmyBigSausage , in Doctors hate this one simple trick!

But Lemmy is fun!

Imgonnatrythis ,

They said argue with thousands of people, clearly not referring to Lemmy niche communities.

JimmyBigSausage ,

Uhh, do you read here?! 😂

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do you? “Thousands” is the word in question here

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Argue with dozens of people! Dozens!

JimmyBigSausage ,

You are correct. Just us tens! 😂

EldritchFeminity , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

I didn’t know they added swords to CS2

sirico , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Poking the same sex since 3300BC

Hexarei , in huh?
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

My favorite variant: Your secret is safe with my indifference.

i_failed_turing_test , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

Don’t tell him about stainless tig welding

jordanlund , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I got you fam:

thefirearmblog.com/…/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titani…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/867da404-a6c8-415c-9e4c-1fc6fb342103.jpeg

menemen ,

Don’t want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

acockworkorange ,

It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?

davel , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Persen ,

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

grue ,

That’s nothin’! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

lost_tortie , in Watch out, guns. You're next.
@lost_tortie@lemmy.world avatar

slayyy ⚔️💑

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