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sagrotan , in Microsoft Edge is actually good lmao
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. It’s me. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, GNU/Linux?

MaliciousKebab ,

Or as I like to call it GNU+Linux.

caseyweederman ,

No I’m pretty sure it’s GNU divided by Linux

lemmyseizethemeans ,

Seriously tho compiling a kernel is actually pretty easy and the bonus is you get a really tight system

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Because on a system with 64 GB RAM I care about saving a couple hundred megs...

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar
TheBawbe83 ,

HERETIC! The true salvation lies in Plan9! Trust the rabbit, renounce the penguin!

gnutrino ,
sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Bloatware! Even assembly language is barely acceptable, best is directly changing the mechanical relays in your Zuse one, naturally. If you wanna get crazy, change the celluloid strip with another program & get Doom to run on it.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Wait they don’t have a trinity?

NathanUp , in my precious!
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

I once had a deduction from my deposit for a paintbrush and can of paint left on top of a kitchen cabinet; it had been left by their team when I moved in.

Letstakealook ,

You left it there the entire time you lived there?

bamboo ,

I have some paint in a cabinet which was leftover from when I moved in. I figured it might be useful if I need to touch up anything (although I haven’t used it in 2 years yet, so it might not be good anymore). At first I thought that another person’s comment was weird, before realizing I’m basically the same, except that I leave the paint in a cabinet.

NathanUp , (edited )
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

Also, ADHD was a factor haha. Getting the dishes done and keeping the place tidy was enough of a struggle without extracurricular activities like the disposal of paint cans!

NathanUp ,
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

Yea, it wasn’t terribly visually obtrusive, so I just sort of forgot about it.

AeroLemming ,

Did you end up getting the full amount back?

NathanUp ,
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

I did not.

AeroLemming ,

Well that’s fucking bullshit.

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Where do you live that they can just do that without taking you to your equivalent of small claims? (VCAT in Victoria, Australia)

NathanUp ,
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

I was living in Scotland at the time.

sentient_loom , in Something big
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.

Darkard ,

Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.

DLSchichtl ,

This was the one I was looking for

Darkard ,
Bearigator , in Live your best life

As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.

Lepsea ,

For me gaining weight is harder than losing it. I can eat all of that for myself and didn’t gain weight but still got the diabetes for myself

can , (edited )

I think this is true for everyone

that includes you, the lurker reading this comment

Edit: oof, guess i struck a nerve.

Scubus ,

I pray I’m one day able to afford to just go buy a cake for no reason. I might finally be able to gain a pound.

psud ,

I have found the only way I can not be obese (and I mean the lowest BMI I have had is 24) is the most extreme diets - keto and now carnivore since keto is too hard to stick to

Though I don’t envy you. You have no clear signal that you’re eating unhealthily, but suffer the same ill health that us fatties do if you do eat unhealthily

You need to pump iron and eat protein to gain healthy weight

rgb3x3 ,

It’s a cruel joke that life is too short not to enjoy these things, but by enjoying them, you make your life shorter.

RootBeerGuy , in Jim "Scumbag" Farley
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It probably will bankrupt him. But only because he built his business on the basis of exploiting employees. He won’t make money if he doesn’t do that. Which of course means he shouldn’t be in business.

MNByChoice ,

He is only CEO. Ford going to zero will only sting, it cannot bankrupt him.

Your point remains.

Empricorn ,

Exactly. It’s not “his” company, he’s just at the peak of the decision-makers, currently. If he remains (short-term) profit-focused, they’ll give him a golden parachute of most of the workers’ labor to safely land at another company to cut costs and terminate employees and further enrich himself…

Cynoid , in conservative physics

If by “mental illness” this graph refers to the effects on the mind of the person who study it, then it’s dreadfully accurate.

PersnickityPenguin ,

As someone who graduated from grad school, I can concur.

Dirk , in Tankies
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Keep your political bullshit on hexbear and lemmygrad!

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

fr. the only political post I ever made was mocking tankie propaganda being posted to a non political meme community

JohnDClay ,

That’s for that post btw. Was called for.

KTVX94 , in X Videos

tbf there’s plenty of porn on former Twitter too

davidgro ,

That’s pretty much all it is as far as I’m concerned.

Viking_Hippie ,

I’d say that’s all it’s useful for anymore but since you now have to log in, it’s not even that 🤦

eatham , in "I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically."
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

I like the bot, but the tldrs it makes are too long.

pretzelise ,
@pretzelise@mlem.me avatar

we need a bot that summarises the tldr bot

einsteinx2 ,
@einsteinx2@programming.dev avatar

AutoTL;DRTL;DR

Zoldyck ,

Unironically: yes

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

People are a problem.

worfamerryman ,

It’s still better than clicking into the website.

I would love a bit that just copies the text out of the website so I can read it here.

No need to load an entire website just for some text.

lemann ,

No need to load an entire website just for some text.

Says a lot about the current state of the web really. It’s so bogged down with extra junk like ads and tracking, that I’d rather skip visiting most websites as a whole.

Really appreciate the bot giving us the content with no extra faff 💪

worfamerryman ,

Yeah, websites are too heavy. Not that my computer can’t handle it, but I’m literally only going to look at the text so why make me wait extra to load all these graphics and images.

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

I actually like the length of this bot’s comments

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mine too, it’s just long enough to include all the important things without me thinking that I need to click the link in order to make sure that the summary got all the important things.

lemann ,

I like the long TLDRs because I don’t have to visit the website… 😅 nervous laugh

mister_monster , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

I’m gonna be unapologetically that person one day. Get into a tube full of stinky humans and complain that babies exist in the world. People need to get over themselves.

DrM ,

Especially now that Noise Cancelling headphones are everywhere and work as good as they do. Since I’ve got my Sony headphones a crying infant becomes only a really minor inconvenience

Harrison ,

While this reads like a Sony advert, I have to agree.

MaoWasRight ,

Children don’t only make noise. So noise canceling headphones only handle one possibility of the outcomes.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Tbf I don’t think babies are the worst. They cry, but that’s it. The kids that can talk walk and kick you are. And also let’s always remember that the major anger is not about the kids but the lazy parents that think everyone else should suffer so that THEY don’t have to deal with it.

mister_monster ,

Well, someone not watching their kid while the kid harasses or kicks you is a different story.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

99% of the time that’s the case

FlexibleToast , in It really is just another Rootkit.

I guess if you don’t know what a rootkit is it could seem like one.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

This is the calmest, most insulting thing you could have possibly said.

FlexibleToast ,

Thanks, often that’s what I’m going for.

PixxlMan ,

Yeah. This meme makes no sense…

Let’s avoid misinforming people please. The reality is bad enough, no need to start lying and deceiving

HellAwaits ,

It’s a joke. Chillax.

glibg10b ,

Memes can still inform (and misinform)

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes specially if people don’t know what a rootkit is. They’ll think “ah, so this is an example of a rootkit, it must be because it is upvoted a lot, nice meme *upvotes”

Blimp7990 ,

not funny, then

sounddrill ,

But the meme has the right intention. Google WILL deploy a rootkit to make it make sense

superkret ,

Google already has rootkits installed on about 50% of devices that access the world wide web (Android phones).

sounddrill ,

I am painfully aware

superkret ,

FYI it’s perfectly possible to get rid of Google on an Android phone without rooting or messing with custom ROMs.

Check out c/[email protected]

sounddrill ,

Not fully, without affecting stability

Stock roms may not play well with microG signature spoofing :P

superkret ,

I run my phone without microG or Goggle Play Services.
Messaging apps run in the background so they can receive push messages, location works fine over GPS and speech recognition and synthesis works fine without Google Play Services or internet access (in English at least).

sounddrill ,

Which phone?

superkret ,

Gigaset GX290
It isn’t supported by TWRP, Magisk or any Custom ROM, so Android’s settings and ADB are the only ways to manipulate it.
There’s no way to install microG on it. So I still use some Google stuff (Speech recognition, speech synthesis and GBoard), but I deny them internet access through Netguard so they can’t phone home.

sounddrill ,

Which android version?

It should be supported by magisk I think

superkret ,
  1. But honestly I don’t want to root it without a custom recovery and I fear it could stop my banking apps from working.
sounddrill ,

It’s actually riskier with a custom recovery since it’s not officially supported by the root solution developer(magisk in this case)

superkret ,

What happens if Magisk were to brick my phone? Can I reset it to unrooted factory defaults without TWRP?

sounddrill ,

You can, with fastboot

If you have a mediatek device, there’s sp flash tool

superkret ,

thanks!

sounddrill ,

Btw you got some gsi potential

Spudwart OP ,

There’s no way to say this one way or the other until it’s implemented.

However to “verify” a system from a hardware level to any decent level of accuracy would require kernel level access.

Technically you’re correct, until you’re not.

FlexibleToast ,

That’s still not what a rootkit is. Lol

MooseBoys ,

While WEI definitely doesn’t qualify as a rootkit itself, any useful attester is going to require aspects of one - whether it’s a phone asserting that it hasn’t been rooted, or a PC running with approved SecureBoot and TPM keys.

CAPSLOCKFTW , in Keep it simple

Japanese: wtf are you talking about?

asceticism ,

I’m still learning but what about wa (わ)? It’s used to signify the subject of a sentence I think.

goddard_guryon ,

I thought that’s the is/am/are (I forgot the term for these)

olsonexi ,
@olsonexi@lemmy.blue avatar

The word you’re looking for is “copula”, and it’s actually 「です」(desu)

tiredofsametab ,

or だ or some other ones, but yes.

EddoWagt ,

Wa just signifies the subject (The translation would be “as for …”)

olsonexi ,
@olsonexi@lemmy.blue avatar

It’s actually 「は」, and… kind of. It marks the topic, which is sort of the thing the conversation is generally about, which typically is the subject of each sentence, but not necessarily. It’s kinda hard to explain it well since it doesn’t really map cleanly onto any grammatical feature in english.

Johanno ,

Well the “ha” (は) pronounced “wa” is basically like a pointer to the word before it. Like smb. comments “THIS” after it.

The “wa” (わ) character on the other hand is used as a letter in a word. It won’t usually stand alone in a sentence (which is a bit weird since the japanese usually don’t use spaces so you just have to guess/know)

The は is also used in words so have fun knowing when it is a particle and when not.

I am just a beginner on japanese.

uberrice ,

Yeah, don’t confuse people if you don’t know anything about a language.

That’s like saying ‘I was so confused what an atre is, until I realized it’s not the atre but theatre!’

は and が are something you can call ‘subject markers’, just like を is an object marker. They come after words to describe their position in a sentence. The same way you have Kasus/Fälle in German.

Pelicanen ,

Finnish: No, seriously, what are they talking about?

HiddenLayer5 ,

Chinese too

lysozyme , in Scary

Isn’t that technically that you’re afraid of the dark?

LaserTurboShark69 ,

I think it’s all but sharks but maybe also sharks

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I was gonna say… It’s literally already on there. And you’re not afraid of running back you’re just…

Eh…

DoYouNot ,

Somehow both the most and least scary thing on the list…

taxet_ ,

I guess sort of, but I think of it as being afraid of the darkness itself, or the things that might (or might not be) out there when it gets dark. Like they’re totally connected but still two separate fears, you know?

SternburgExport , in please

Do I look like I know what a OneDrive is?

nightwatch_admin ,

All hail the Blessed Virgin!

Amanduh ,

I just need a picture of a god danged hot dog

fossilesque , in ts moment
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Once Discord embraces enshittification, we will meet again. :)

raptore39 ,

Ironic that traditionally Nitro makes things happen faster, probably in this case as well

Khrux ,

What do you mean? Genuine question, I’m loosely familiar with the the issues with Discord having it’s growing issues with data and advertising but I assumed Nitro was the worst element.

raptore39 ,

The joke in my brain was that Nitro is fast tracking the enshittification of discord

toastal ,

No need when you have free software Mumble + Murmur :)

scoobford ,

Isn’t mumble hot garbage? My planet side outfit memes on it whenever it gets brought up.

toastal , (edited )

Mumble is like a reliable Toyota Corolla. You will turn no heads, but it has all the features you would need for the task (encryption, room hierachies, ACL, machine-learning-enhanced noise canceling, positional audio, choice of method input like push-to-talk, mini UI overlay atop games), and does them efficiently.

…And like a Toyota Corolla, there’s probably a decent upgrade out there, but you might be compromising on more than you think. Want a car without the manufacturer tracking you or bloated, touch-screen navigation? Many ‘modern’ VoIP options, especially proprietary ones, are literally doing the latter.

uis ,

Mumble better

Rookeh ,

Discord enshittification is well under way, just this week I have started seeing ads in the client just above the voice channel status in the bottom left. Cancelled my Nitro immediately, no point if they are going to shove ads in my face anyway.

Currently looking at alternatives, Revolt looks promising, and can be self hosted.

Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

Bullshit. Pics or it didn’t happen. You might have seen a quest, where if you stream a specific game to your friends you get a free in-game item, but these are not advertisements.

Additionally, you can click on it and tell it to never show you any more quests.

Either that or you’re bitching about discord telling you that it has added more voice channel mini games.

Rookeh , (edited )

You might have seen a quest, where if you stream a specific game to your friends you get a free in-game item, but these are not advertisements.

Advertising is the practice and techniques employed to bring attention to a product or service. Advertising aims to put a product or service in the spotlight in hopes of drawing it attention from consumers

I have no interest in streaming “quested” games, and whatever deal Discord has done with the developer to encourage users to engage with such games (and by extension the game’s microtransaction economy), and regardless of what they call it, is by definition an advertisement. If you can’t see that, then you are an ad campaign exec’s wet dream. Either that, or a troll.

Blisterexe ,

[Matrix] is the most promising option right noe, having an ecosystem and eee

pressurized ,

Schildi Chat is probably the best client I have spotted, full voice and video chat functionality in browser. People do way less hemming and hawing about downloading an app if they’ve already been able to try it out in web - just like discord

Blisterexe ,

Schildi chat is a reskinned version of element, so if you don’t like the look of element you can use schildichat

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