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SomeBoyo , in So unfair

Nett hier - aber waren Sie schon mal in ich_iel

ForestOrca ,
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Ich war bei ich_iel, es ist ein schöner Ort. Aber wenn Sie Störe wollen, echte Störe, kommen Sie auf Turtle Island (nordamerikanischer Kontinent) vorbei. Wir haben sogar Bier. :-D

tmjaea ,

You had me at Bier

RQG ,
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Rename it to Stör Island and I might come over.

ForestOrca ,
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As you know, I am in charge of these things, so Stör Island it will be from now on.

RQG ,
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Honey, pack up your stuff and get the kids. We’re moving.

ImplyingImplications , in Rules for thee but not for saymen

For anyone wondering, salmon’s pronounciation comes from the French word . The French word comes from the Latin word salmo. When smarty pants scholars decided on how words would be spelled in the middle ages, they thought salmon should have an L in it since the Latin word does (screw with all those dumb people who don’t know Latin!)

pigup ,

🚫🤢french🤮🚫

atocci ,
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In case anyone else who isn't knowledgeable in Latin is curious as to what "salmo" means and why they decided to name a fish after it... Salmo means Salmon.

NightAuthor ,

Salmon specifically, or just fish?

atocci ,
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Specifically salmon

NightAuthor ,

Cool, thanks a lox

guy ,
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There’s a bunch of words spelt annoyingly because those bastard scholars decided they’d like to incorporate the historic roots of words, rather than the reality of words, in their spelling.

NightAuthor ,

Maybe they intended the pronunciation to change too, and for whatever reason only the spelling did.

metallic_z3r0 ,

Yeah it turns out a whole bunch of English words are spelled more like a linguistic history lesson than anything approaching a useful system of phonetics. It might as well be pictographic with letters being helpful hints at this point. I wish there could be spelling reform in the anglosphere, but it’s hard enough to get people to agree within any one of the majority English-speaking countries, let alone between them.

AllonzeeLV , (edited ) in Today is about to become unpleasant

I know it’s supposed to be his gimmick, but that asshole truly deserves to have his bell rung by someone in a kitchen staff somewhere for making that his gimmick.

Same for Bobby Flay who literally has a show where he’ll go into some southern kitchen and tell some lady from a family generationally famous for chicken and waffles that he can make it better than her.

Sure it’s staged, but even wanting to look like you’re doing it in a non-overtly fictional, actor playing a part way makes you an asshole. Why do people appreciate assholes? I don’t get it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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It’s even funnier when you find out Ramsey doesn’t act like that on his European based shows.

He only acts like that in America because Americans love ragebait

AllonzeeLV ,

Yeah, as an American that checks out.

Our “society,” for lack of a better word because we really don’t qualify, is hot garbage.

Montagge ,
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What? You don't enjoy our culture based on anger and fear?

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

I could handle anger and fear, it’s the insatiable greed and cartoonishly blind worship of the greedy that makes me find this place intolerable and beyond hope. Our country literally celebrates inequality. We aren’t a society, we’re a handful of winners manipulating a couple hundred million losers into beating each other to death over scraps and false promises for further private profit.

Most of our hatred and fear flows out of the intentional division that having greed as our core cultural value stokes. Jealousy, schadenfreude, sociopathy, anymous, division, distrust, on and on. All in the name of people who already have embarrassing levels of wealth acquiring more. always more.

It’s like watching someone who weighs 700 pounds scooter his 20th plate from a private buffet to his table, surrounded by malnourished onlookers who wish they were him and dream of being so morbidly obese that they too require a scooter to ambulate. It’s disgusting on every side, it’s painful to watch, it’s absurd, and yet it’s what is considered rational here.

samus12345 ,
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Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares a lot more because of that. Feels less fake.

lichtmetzger ,

The UK show isn’t blasting energetic music into your ears while doing jumpcuts and powerzooms all the time.

It’s so much more quiet. Ramsey seems like a really likeable dude here.

Really enjoyed binging all of those episodes, couldn’t stand the US ones.

Obi ,
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Yeah the OG UK episodes are by far the best.

samus12345 ,
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Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!

brygphilomena ,

He’s signed with Fox. It’s very strange when I realized the scripting, narrating, and editing for his shows had the same hyperbolic comments that Trump does.

  • “Most extreme”
  • “Worst”
  • “Greatest challenge”
  • “First time in Hells Kitchen/Kitchen Nightmare/random show history”

I hate his American shows. I want to see the actual food, not the bullshit manufactured drama.

His American shows are all ego stroking. Lots of nonsequitor comments from contestants and guests on how incredible he is. How sexy (which is very awkward) he is. Omg I can’t believe he’s right here.

cm0002 ,

Hmmm some of those people deserved it and more, like Amy’s Baking Company

And most of the time, it’s directed to owners/head chefs and rarely the regular staff. Unless they were doing something seriously bad

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

Then a health inspector should cite them or shut them down.

Culturally, how is it healthy to have some rich, well known chef come in and scream at anyone about anything until they start crying to thunderous audience applause? Full frontal nudity should be considered less offensive.

Cruelty, yay? I’m glad we have rage monsters solving problems by screaming at people?

People buy the product by tuning in, but the product is the appearance of reveling in an asshole being an asshole to people who already have shit on their plate to deal with.

God, “reality” Tv revels in cruelty. Hey let’s watch that show with the mentally ill guy who has a hoarding compulsion, and probably agreed to to make his private shame public out of economic desparation, to feel superior to someone!

Montagge ,
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It's not healthy, but there's nothing healthy about the US.

XanXic ,

Have you watched the show or just seen clips? He really doesn’t go off on them that much. And when he does usually it’s very deserved. Like he does not stand for deplorable conditions and mistreatment of staff. Like if he finds out an owner isn’t taking good care of their staff he makes sure they know its not okay.

But genuinely 3/4ths of an episode is him trying to help them improve with genuine empathy and understanding. He comes in, points out whats wrong with some gusto for the clips and then is like “hey so what’s going on? I’m sure you weren’t always this disconnected from what’s going on” and works with them to solve their issues which is usually more attitude and just like some guidance. Usually to they do a top to bottom cleaning and organizing of the restaurant for them.

Obviously you’ll hear more about the very rare episodes where they have the most famous chef in the world giving them advice and they just won’t hear it. Like people quote Amys Bakery because the owners flipped out at him pointing out raw pastries kept leaving the kitchen and then getting all shitty when he’s like don’t steal waiters tips.

It’s like the newest episode is him helping a family business out where the brothers weren’t even talking and the parents had to help instead of retire. He got the brothers to work together, remodeled the entire kitchen for them, held a make wish charity event at their grand opening on his dime, and did a bunch of training. It even had a 2 month check in where it was doing much better. But I’m sure you’ll only see a tiktok clip from when he found a box of raw chicken that made the whole crew throw up and he’s like “what the fuck?!” Which yeah, what the fuck? And this was a restaurant that had been health inspected recently. If anything it makes you loose faith in health inspectors. Idk wtf they are doing

Jamie ,
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I worked in a restaurant and someone called the health department on us. He stepped in the walk-in for about 2 minutes, looked at the make line, said “Nothing seems rotten to me” and left.

It stemmed from a lady claiming she got food poisoning from our food, but the timing was pretty fast, and half the ingredients were fully cooked upon delivery stuff anyway that just got heated up in the oven. So honestly, we figured she probably got it from something else and the inspector probably thought the same thing.

iforgotmyinstance ,

I maintain that Bobby Flay stole my cats name for his pet food brand.

BluJay320 , in [email protected]
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[email protected]

Name and domain both deceased

user224 ,
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and domain

Nope. mail.yahoo.com

Aralakh , in Be responsible, they said...

When you make the soup yourself when you’re sick 🥲

ivanafterall ,
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This should be illegal. I don't have a good solution to it, but it should be illegal. At least for me.

peopleproblems ,

I agree, but I also wasn’t going to let my ex win this one.

I may be sick as hell, but I’ll be damned if I let her have the satisfaction of saying she’s a supermom.

residentmarchant ,

Microwave ramen is a godsend in this case

Easy to make, filling, salty as fuck, and comforting

pH3ra , in And video games made me a monsterfucker
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I must’ve seen a lot of The Addams Family because all I do now is fucking my hand

Mcballs1234 ,
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The thing gets the tip real good

squiblet , in don't try this at home
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Tumblr sure has a fucked up threading format.

Anyway, that’s a normal amount of beef if there were other toppings. For a pizza with nothing else you’d probably want to specify super-extra beef.

kungen ,

It’s just old-school email format?

squiblet ,
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I suppose some programs might have done that? The way it starts with the oldest center-right and more narrow is unusual, plus the names of the authors being separated by long distances from what they wrote. I’m more familiar with a hierarchy that starts with the oldest on top left and narrows and expands towards the right, like essentially every web forum does.

marrenia , in I get it now
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Obligatory oatmeal:

theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Fannybaws ,
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It’s been years since I reread this and I still call her “Pants”.

betheydocrime ,

Aw man, I forgot about his random homophobia :(

marrenia ,
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Really? When? Why?

betheydocrime ,

Halfway through the linked post, when he talks about if you like twilight as a man

CancerMancer , in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

The Kimberley certification process for diamonds has been entirely co-opted and no longer serves the purpose of ensuring you are not buying blood diamonds. All the NGOs that matter have already walked away considering it a lost cause.

If you buy natural diamonds, there is a good chance you are supporting criminal enterprise and warlords.

seitanic ,
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You’re getting ripped off, too. The price is artificially inflated, because it’s controlled by a cartel.

NewPerspective , in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

I know lemmy hates Reddit but X is easily taking the cake here. Do you think Elon is respecting ANY of the policies around old user data? If you were EVER on Twitter, Musk is all up in your business.

Empricorn ,

I hesitate to speak for everyone… Okay, now I will. As ex-Redditors, we absolutely hate Reddit because we knew it in the past, and we also know it now. So authoritatively, fuck Reddit and fuck Spez.

(I know not everyone here came from/cares about Reddit)

chiliedogg ,

I don’t hate Reddit. I love what Reddit can be.

I just can’t support support its current trajectory. If they backpedaled settle of the recent decisions I’d return tomorrow, because after spending 3 months here I’ve found zero communities with enough activity to justify leaving the “everything” feed.

vaalla ,

Same for me.

manuallybreathing ,

I hate reddit, but I always hated reddit, it was always a cesspool. back in the day before the recent admin drama it was really horribly bigoted, and when lots of people jumpped ship recently, the community got real racist real fast

HawlSera , in The three most common 2D transformations.

I guess we could say that John is at a loss

StarkillerX42 , in I should buy a lottery ticket

That’s me. I stayed home, avoided events, and waited to go to restaurants until cases were down. When I did go places, I went when it wasn’t busy and sat outside. Avoiding COVID wasn’t rocket science, all you had to do was follow the basic principles of disease prevention.

tweeks ,

Now try it with kids or a partner who works in health care. Personally I was quite strict like you, but had it a couple of times due to external factors becoming internal factors.

CaptFeather ,

I work in childcare so it was inevitable for me lol. I managed to go a whole 3 years though but caught it a month ago lmao

bitsplease ,

I won’t pretend that luck wasn’t a big factor, but my wife worked at a senior living facility and I managed to avoid catching it. Hell my wife even caught it, but she moved into the guest room and we just treated it like a clean room

AstridWipenaugh ,

Family of four here, 3 of us got it for the first time this past weekend. My wife still hasn’t had it.

uid0gid0 ,

My wife is an ER nurse and I never got it. Funny thing is she didn’t get it until she was in the hospital getting her gall bladder out. We also had two kids in elementary at the time, and they never got it either.

SuperSpruce , in The three most common 2D transformations.

I’ve taken math beyond Calculus and proof based math and I’m still not sure what this is supposed to be other than a demonstration of 2D transformations.

GrabtharsHammer ,
Late2TheParty ,
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Oh god! How many people are commenting something about loss on this post and I had to be, almost literally, smacked on the forehead with it before I got it.

Thanks!

driving_crooner ,
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insomniac ,
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Wow, that was a lot more insightful than I expected

Late2TheParty ,
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I don’t have the bandwidth now for this, but I’ll watch it later.

Thank you.

grue ,

Username checks out.

Linux_Cultist ,

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  • chalupapocalypse ,

    It’s like rick rolling or whatever, if you know you know

    seitanic ,
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    Rick rolling is actually funny, though.

    Jakeroxs , (edited )

    It’s not that it’s funny per se, just one of those things, kinda like “the game” which you’ve all now loss(t)

    can ,

    I just lost the game.

    seitanic ,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    “Per se” means “in itself”.

    Jakeroxs ,

    Thanks, yeah auto correct got me, I did mean per se, because things like the game or loss aren’t really funny on their own.

    can ,

    It’s gotten kind of abstract over the years.

    rDrDr ,

    I went down the rabbit hole a couple months back. I spent a couple hours looking at old memes, I still don’t get it. Like it’s a not great comic but… I don’t care?

    Ilovethebomb ,

    It’s a joke that was never really that funny at the time, and fucking dweebs just won’t stop flogging that dead horse.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    It’s not a horse, it’s a baby.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Ohh, that’s dark.

    ultra ,

    You shouldn’t send AMP links

    Adkml ,

    Same I’m at a loss for words.

    interolivary ,
    @interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

    So you could say you’re at a loss as to what the joke is?

    Encromion ,

    Google loss.jpg

    Hovenko , in Microsoft Edge is actually good lmao
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    I use arch btw…

    someacnt_ ,

    Holy hell, what is that instance

    Hovenko ,
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    Glorious master linux distribution. You should try it. Or install Gentoo.

    Tb0n3 , in Ball mill them first, for best results

    You keep talking but never do anything.

    Track_Shovel OP ,
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    So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

    Johanno ,

    If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

    bi_tux ,
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    I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

    Johanno ,

    There are ways XD

    knorke3 ,

    may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

    CADmonkey ,

    A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

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