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TimeSquirrel , in ts moment
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Me, the mystery dude in the game server who doesn't have a mic, doesn't use any voice features, never text chats, but always shows up and plays.

Retrograde ,
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Omg… he finally speaks

NutWrench , in Zuckerberg meme
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“I do not understand. Why does Zuckerberg simply not EAT his competitors?” - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8.

Moghul , in Game difficulty

Yet another thing that’s impossible to discuss without being strawmanned by both sides. I’m not a hardcore gamer and for the most part play on medium or just slightly above medium difficulty in most video games.

I don’t think a dev should have to accommodate customers that they don’t want to accommodate, and this goes beyond difficulty. Souls games don’t need a difficulty choice in the same way that Firewatch doesn’t. Gacha games don’t need to improve the f2p experience because those are games for whales.

It’s like asking for sex drugs and rock&roll in disney movies and pg 13 horror movies.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

I agree in that it doesn’t need to be required, but I think you’re leaving money on the table and intentionally limiting who can experience the art you’re trying to share with the world.

You don’t HAVE to include more than the basic colorblind option and maybe some extra visual cues, but games that go farther and allow more people to enjoy their product are better products for it.

Souls games are great. I don’t want to ‘get gud’ so I haven’t bought one ever, and with no difficulty drop I probably never will. I don’t have time for that. It’s not a bad game because they don’t have features to make it more accessible to me, but it COULD be a better game if they did.

Moghul , (edited )

I think you’re leaving money on the table

For some people that is ok

intentionally limiting who can experience the art you’re trying to share with the world

Almost every musician, painter, or sculptor ever has done that. It is ok.

You don’t HAVE to include more than the basic colorblind option

I think most devs could include stuff like colorblind options or rebindable control schemes and such, and I definitely think they should

better products for it

Difficulty is not the same as colorblind mode. Colorblind mode is the same as creating closed captions for movies, difficulty is the same as changing the movie to fit another audience. Difficulty is part of the game.

it COULD be a better game if they did

It would be a different game, that they are not trying to make.

Iapar ,

That’s a paradox. Games are in the unique position to make hardship part of the experience.

If you take out the hardship you wouldn’t experience the art in the intended way anyway.

AnyOldName3 ,
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Different people have different skill levels, so will experience different levels of hardship. Someone who’d played every Dark Souls game ten times (which isn’t that rare) would find Elden Ring much easier than someone who’d never played a soulslike before. If the difficultly could be scaled to normalise for that, then everyone would have a more consistent experience closer to the intended one. It’s probably not remotely practical to achieve that in every case, though.

Iapar ,

The intended experience is to overcome seemingly insurmountable situations. That can be through brute force (just dodging, attacking) or through deduction (there is a item which kills a boss in 4 hits).

It is about catharsis.

You don’t need to have the best reflexes, you need to be involved in the game/world. And that seems to be the problem with people, they don’t want that.

It is not about the experience, it is about finishing it. Else I can’t explain what “I don’t have time for that means”

Like saying I don’t have time to read animal farm so I just read the cliffnotes. It is completely absurd because you take time for that other wise you would be missing out on nuance.

Not everything has to be for anybody. But saying “makes this more for people who didn’t like it in the first place” is just entitled and rude.

There is so much that is already like everything else with little that makes them stand out. So why take something that is special and make it more generic?

AnyOldName3 ,
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I think you’re reading things into my comment that I intentionally didn’t put in it. I’m just making the point that games already don’t get to control the amount of hardship the player experiences because some players start out better than others, and some improve faster than others. If a game has a fixed difficulty level, there’ll always be people who find it easier than the developers intended, and people who’d still be unable to finish it with thousands of hours of practice (and plenty of people will play for ten or twenty hours before deciding they don’t have time to find out if they’d eventually get good enough). On the other hand, if a game’s got several modes, then there’s a good chance a player will pick a difficulty level that’s too easy or hard for them, so it could make the problem worse, but, critically, it wouldn’t be what introduced it in the first place.

Regarding your point about Animal Farm, it’s a bit more like deciding not to read an encrypted copy of the book. It might be a trivial Caesar cipher that could be easily broken, and you could be reading about some animals being more equal than others in a few seconds, or it could be modern AES that can’t be broken before the heat death of the universe, or it could be anything in between. If you don’t quickly make enough progress to see that you’re actually going to get to read it, then you’ve no way to know whether it’s seemingly insurmountable or literally insurmountable.

If someone’s saying they don’t have time to get good at Dark Souls, they’re agreeing with you that not everything has to be for everyone, and they’ve decided that Dark Souls isn’t for them. They don’t have to be happy about that, though, especially if they’ve had to pay for the game to find out.

Mango ,

Games are rarely art someone is trying to share. They’re money machines now.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

It’s not a bad game because they don’t have features to make it more accessible to me, but it COULD be a better game if they did.

They already have this feature. With the exception of Sekiro, you can summon a partner to help you defeat any challenge as long as you’re outside the tutorial area.

That, or you can just find enemies you’re comfortable with defeating repeatedly and use them to level up until the game is easy enough for you. Or you can look up good weapons and where to find them. Or items that may help in certain situations, or weaknesses the boss/enemy you’re struggling against has…

rooster_butt ,

I highly doubt that making an easier difficulty will net a higher cash flow. Maybe short term but the souls games sell as they do because they are known for their difficulty. If you take that away they lose their marketing gimmick.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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They’d get immediate sales from me I can tell you that much. And I personally know several people who would buy the games if they had difficulty settings.

OpenStars , in M’erica
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Urist ,
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Love Washington crying over the beautiful sight!

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3da0545f-5e2b-446d-8fe5-4f1c0ab0d66a.png

OpenStars ,
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Y-y-yeah that’s it, t-t-that’s why he’s crying alright. I mean, I’m he’s not crying, shut up! /s :-P

hungryphrog , in yeah why

You see, back in the day, lifespans were so short that most builders died before the building got finished. Only recently, when lifespans have became longer, people have started to live long enough to finish building their buildings before dying.

DNOS ,

Yeah not tomention the flu every one caugh due to constant exposure to rain …

pigup , in Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 🇺🇲

Glorious hair btw

kautau , in This game came out in 2000.
halendos ,

What a shame, he was a good man.

kautau ,

What a rotten way to die

HRDS_654 ,

JC, a bomb!

bobs_monkey , in Sorry for the low quality post but nonetheless need some advice

Reclusive house all day long.

Guaranteed peace and quiet whenever you want it.
No risk of lame neighbors right on top of each other.
Lower mortgage payments to free up cash for other activities.
Likely no HOAs and laxer building regulations to improve upon your property.
Worried about loneliness? Get a pet or two, or plant a garden.

Years ago I moved up to the mountains from suburbia, and I will never go back.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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A few years ago I moved from the mountains to the suburbs and I hate it and can't wait to get back.

I miss the stars...

bobs_monkey ,

Honestly my favorite part is the sheer volume of people, or lack thereof. The town I live in is small enough that we have a great community up here, and rude punks don’t last too long. People wave at each other as they’re going about their day, and it’s quite pleasant. It’s a ski town, so we get the influx of knuckleheads in winter and summer, but fall and spring are the best.

Rentlar , in Never seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.
PyroNeurosis ,

This is terrible design. You’d want it oriented vertically (gravity is basically free energy!) And some unacceptable loss-of-camel may occur due to circular saw use instead of a complementary-conical camel-squisher.

NauticalNoodle , (edited )

So are you suggesting we should grind up and forcibly extrude rich people through a small tube into a container devoid of air? I’m open to this idea.

Rentlar ,
Akasazh ,
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You don’t need the saws, just a big enough pressure difference. Google explosive decompression or the Buford dolphin accident

Rentlar ,

I figured Delta-P would be good enough as well… I had just picked a suitable meme for all to enjoy. Y’all Lemmings are smart cookies!

Akasazh ,
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Whilst I enjoy the design with saw blades for added gratuitous violent exterior, being technically correct on the internet just trumps that. It’s simple aesthetics mate.

MonkeMischief ,

Delta-P: “When it’s got you, it’s got you.”

Olgratin_Magmatoe , (edited )

Given the amount of force and level of violence it would take to make that happen, I’d think the needle would get destroyed or pushed out of place pretty quickly.

You’d need to embed the needle halfway through the tube, and it would have to be flush with the rest of the tube. And it’d need to be a thick ass tube.

You’re also going to need to strain the bones and cartilage out, and pulp them.

Corkyskog ,

It might be easier just to pick up a camel juicer and gravity feed the camel juice through the needle.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Camel juicers are too expensive nowadays though. It’s better to build it yourself.

MonkeMischief ,

They probably figure if they treat a camel like they’ve been treating the rest of the world and the people in it, it might prove they’ve got a chance! Lol

TinklesMcPoo , in It's all about perspective

Where’s the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what’s upsetting me.

imnotfromkaliningrad , (edited )

its an edit. in the original picture the foot of the attached looked like a knife and the attacker like the victim.

iamdisappoint ,
Swarfega ,

Useless red circle

Deestan ,

I think the dude is just watching porn on his TV stand while a murder scene runs by in the background.

renzev ,

It’s an edit. In the original, the TV screen makes it look like the guy on the left is threatening the guy on the right (the foot looks like a knife). It’s meant to be a commentary on how biased media coverage can essentially reverse the roles of the oppressed and the oppressors. And this edit was made to show how in America, republican media coverage tells people that the democrats are “sucking off” leftists, even though democrats don’t agree on a lot of things with actual leftists in reality. The caption explaining all of that has been cropped of, you’re just meant to know it, which is what makes this meme funny.

someguy3 ,

Anyone have a link to the cropped off part?

Titou ,

It’s not the original image, but yep it’s not that funny when you have never seen the original

Siethron , in The three faces of the fediverse

Weird way to spell blahaj

josie , in "Cancel Culture"
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Literally every accusation from a right winger is a confession

MystikIncarnate , in Even paper glows

All of this just makes me want an open source printer. Anyone know of a color laser printer which uses open source firmware?

Aggravationstation , in Even paper glows

Get a 3D printer, attach a pen to the extruder and use it as a plotter.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

Soon: All ballpoint pens have a microscopic tracking code embossed into the ball like a stamp.

Honytawk ,

Switch out the pen every other line to make the forensic team guessing

Colonel_Panic_ ,

Crayons become the default.

webghost0101 ,

Instruction unclear, stocked up on crayons and got raided by the fbi for suspicion of wrongdoing.

psud ,

Switch to felt tip or fountain pens (microdots in the ink!)

WaxedWookie , in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Canva’s UI is somehow more fiddly than Word for making edits, but they’ve always seemed like a pretty decent company to me.

…of course that only holds true until it doesn’t - I’m looking at you, Google.

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