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NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Nice! You put plastic into the ground.

curiosityLynx ,

Maybe they splurged for a ceramic one. Or illegally bought a real one.

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

“Bought”

Duamerthrax ,

It’s also going to degrade by the time they sell. It won’t even look like a skeleton by then.

QuinceDaPence ,

Plastic that isn't in the sun doesn't tend to degrade beyond recognition.

Duamerthrax ,

The stuff on the surface will still get enough uv over 10 to 20 years to degrade and collapse. Plastic Halloween decorations aren’t built to last outside.

jasondj ,

This is going to be under the deck. There won’t be much direct sunlight. The deck will block most of it.

QuinceDaPence ,

It's under a deck, and the deck may even have trees or a roof over it.

MNByChoice ,

Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very “no officer, it is plastic. I don’t know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to.”

scroll_responsibly ,
@scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If you end up giving the new home owner a heart attack and they die… does that make you a real murderer by way of a fake murder?

XEAL ,

A real manslaughterer

drlecompte ,

Can’t have manslaughter without laughter.

Patuleia ,
@Patuleia@lemmy.world avatar

!foundsatan

abcd ,

This is really funny but it could backfire 😂

worfamerryman ,

I feel bad for the new homeowner who find it and needs the police to come out to find out it’s plastic.

What if they are replacing 1 board and see it then need to tear up the deck to access a plastic skeleton.

riceandbeans161 ,

yeah but they’re wasting police time. Say it’s a cishet rich white couple without a dog who buys the house, the time the cops are wasting there they won’t spend shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids. That’s a win in my book.

worfamerryman ,

What if the new homeowners are not white?

tissek ,

shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

But for real, the cops will be called

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