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THED4NIEL , in Combining two different internet debates

Obviously A

starts world war 3

MagicPterodactyl ,

Yeah definitely A. The momentum of the object going through the portal matters not the objective that has the portal on it.

Darkard ,

Here’s how I always phase it. Imagine you have a shovel and you are using that shovel to flick some dog shit into your neighbours garden.

With no portal the shit hits the shovel and you flick it, transfering the speed of the shovel into the turds. You stop the shovel and the turds fly away.

Now imagine the shovel has a big rusty hole in it. So it’s like a n shape. No portal yet. You go to flick the dog dumps but you just pass straight over them with the hole and the dumps go nowhere. The dumps have gained no momentum because nothing touched them and transferred that to them.

Now put a portal on the end of the shovel. As you sweep it over the cack has anything touched them? Has any object transferred it’s momentum to the dog eggs? No, so the dumps just gently tumble out of the other side of the portal.

haggyg ,

But even in the image example, how would that work? The people have no momentum, they wouldn’t flop out, just fall back through, and then stay half in half not. According to you, air resistance wouldn’t even push them out because as soon as it goes through the portal the air is not moving relative to the people. I think your blatant lack of respect for relativity is unnerving and gets super confusing very quickly.

Darkard ,

Nuh-uh. Flicking dog turds

Maticzpl ,

Imagine there being 2 portals on the shovel one on the front and one on the back Whatever passes through remains in the same place. THIS is the actual analoge for the rusty hole. Entering the first portal the shit gains the speed of the shovel but since the exit portal is also traveling with the same speed but facing the opposite direction, it effectively cancels out the previous speed gain. Imagine it like the first portal adding one unit of speed to it and the exit one adding minus one unit of speed because of the opposite direction.

So now with one portal on the shovel and the other somewhere on a wall the shit gets accelerated and you will feel a force acting on the shovel that decelerates it’s swing.

Velocity is relative and this is why it works. If velocity wasn’t relative then Einstein would be wrong and many of the effects we see in the real world could never happen.

Darkard ,

Nuh-uh. The gift from the rump don’t make no jump

Maticzpl ,

Saying no doesn’t make it false. If you have a proper counter argument then present it

Darkard ,

I didn’t have a proper argument to begin with dude. It’s a meme about video game concepts and I’m talking about flicking shite with a shovel. What made you think this was a serious debate?

Maticzpl ,

fair enough but there is no reason not to debate something on a meme sub

SgtSilverLining ,
@SgtSilverLining@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

dog eggs

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FoxAndKitten ,

I think that’s a very strong argument and a great metaphor, but you forget relativity.

All reference frames are valid - you could say the Earth and the people are moving and the train is stationary, you could say the train is moving and the earth and people are stationary, or you could say they each have a vector moving around the sun or anything else

But when you travel through a portal, the only valid reference frames are you and the entry portal. Your momentum relative to the Earth doesn’t matter - why would it? You can open a portal to the moon and jump through, and we see momentum is preserved. The Earth isn’t a special reference frame, it’s just the most noticeable one.

So let’s pick the reference frame of someone on the track. Let’s look through the portal and say there’s a sign on the other side - as it approaches, you’d see a sign approaching you through the portal. Relative to you, through the portal the sign is moving at 30mph. The portal passes over you - you haven’t moved, but you enter a new reference frame, a frame in which the Earth and everything on it is moving at 30mph

HuddaBudda ,
@HuddaBudda@kbin.social avatar

As the people on the track are moving at an accelerated speed of 0 m/s, normally a train would apply the full force of the train moving to the meat bags human ethic problems on the tracks.

As newton's first law states F = m*a, or Force = Mass * acceleration

F = x * 0 = 0 N of force

thus, they could just plop out as if falling after having a chair removed.

SuperIce ,

But how would the objects get on the other side then? The receiving side isn’t moving, so the objects essentially need to be pushed through the portal at the speed at which the train is moving, resulting in B. The only way A could work would be both portals moving at the same relative speed.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I see it like throwing a hoola hoop around something. The object will pass through without having its speed affected.

SuperIce ,

But with a hula hoop, both sides of the “portal” are moving at the same speed, so the momentum of the subject is unchanged. That’s not the case presented in this post

MagicPterodactyl ,

That’s a good point.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

Except the momentum changes with portals most of the time anyway. Momentum is a vector, not just a scalar, meaning momentum has both a scalar and a direction component. And that direction component usually must be conserved as well. But portals change the direction of momentum all the time relative to the orientation of the entering and exiting portals. If the direction of the momentum of the object is relative to the orientation of the portal, then it makes as much sense that the scalar of the momentum would be relative to the velocity of the portal as well.

Energy is not conserved either, which is why the infinite falling box arrangement means the box keeps accelerating downwards gaining kinetic energy even though it started out with a much smaller, finite potential energy. Portals and conservation do not mix well.

aggelalex ,

Speed, and by extension momentum, is relative. I’m sorry, but Einstein got you.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Like I get there are several reasons people remain. It just feels kinda weird to listen to a podcaster or youtuber go off on twittter, yet they still use twitter exclusively.

I miss it so bad. I try to make Mastadon work but it just doesn’t without the people I want to hear from. Just having bots echo what those accounts say along with the lack of interaction makes it less fun.

Roundcat OP , (edited )
@Roundcat@kbin.cafe avatar

I've just learned to follow smaller accounts with similar interest. As a celebrity follow machine, it's awful because nobody is really on there officially except for a handful of people.

Hashtags are much more important on Masto too cause without an algorithm, its one of the only ways your posts are visible to others. I find with the right combo of tags though, I can get a decent amount of interaction.

There was a good solid week where most of my attention was focused on Mastodon. I guess it all depends on what you were originally using twitter for. I guess it clicked for me cause I barely used twitter to begin with.

DrQuint ,

hashtag are much more important on Masto

And this is why the First Twitter Exodus was so miserable. Back then following tags or searching tags was a part of the interface but didn’t work.

kspatlas ,
@kspatlas@artemis.camp avatar

Maybe try just browsing the local feed or looking up hashtags of things you like, might help you find new people

Comment105 ,

Maybe a monthly/quarterly coordinated push to get people to migrate would be more effective at making it push through, rather than tiny blips of “Hey, maybe Mastodon?” on occasion.

And then whenever people inevitably try it and decide not to stay, as I did, make sure to pick up on any feedback and take it seriously. Maybe after a year it’ll be a genuinely desirable alternative.

I personally think it’s a messy pile of junk.

thefartographer ,

Beep boop, I’m a bot or some shit like that.

I’m sorry to hear that you are experiencing issues with I miss it so bad. This makes my face sad. I see you’ve already tried troubleshooting by try to make Mastadon work but it jus… and were perhaps unsuccessful. We’re always trying to improve, in fact we independently recently identified an issue with Just having bots echo what those accounts say along wi… and were impressed that you’d even notice such a specific issue! Less than 1% of our users are as talented and observant as you are. We truly care, so keep those comments coming and we can help you interaction makes it less fun..

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OsrsNeedsF2P ,

What the

thefartographer ,

44 unique clicks and only 3 responses to my form… We gotta get those numbers up!!!

superkret ,

It needs a Google account so I’m out.

Getallen ,

??? what It just needs an email account, not necessarily google.

thefartographer ,

Fuck Google, why does it need any accounts? I know I’m the one who chose to use Google, but also, fuck Google.

thefartographer ,

That’s a healthy choice

Fuckass , (edited ) in This is the way

No it isn’t. The WWF is doing this and the result is a bunch of paramilitaries running around killing and raping random people. Not to mention, in Africa, many of the “anti poaching” organizations are run by ex-Rhodesian mercenaries/officers. Just some old white guys who are rich and want to feel powerful by killing black people with immunity and commanding other black people.

www.buzzfeednews.com/collection/wwfsecretwar

PosadistInevitablity ,
@PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net avatar

“They were poaching. The whole village was.”

some_guy ,

Holy shit. Thanks for this counterpoint. I thought I was onboard with this and now I realize there’s more to this issue. As always…

HiddenLayer5 ,

Dude I genuinely thought this was satire at first seeing it’s on the memes community. It’s real? What the actual fuck?!

kamen , in I miss forums

I like how you would download a totally random executable and run it. Not suspicious at all!

zaphod ,

Oh we still do, we still do.

RaoulDook ,

Only time I ever got a virus that crashed my PC was from an old-school forum that apparently was hacked to include a drive-by download of some type that infected my PC just from loading the webpage. The shit wouldn’t even boot and I didn’t try to recover it, because I had just imaged the hard drive a week before luckily.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Fox news

Inject the marijuana needles right into my bum!

TooMuchDog , in The duality of humanity.

Congrats, you posted the first racist meme I’ve seen on lemmy.

Peruvian_Skies ,
@Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social avatar

How exactly is it racist?

yeather ,

His brain lack wrinkles, so black people = racist.

If he said sexist I could see the angle but he went full retard on this take.

atyaz ,

Also I see plenty of racist memes here on Lemmy.

Droggelbecher ,

It’s saying representation doesn’t actually matter and girls are just sensitive, or what else would it be saying?

sock ,

its a white guy saying black kids prolly liked this white guy like i liked this white therefore black kids must be ok with no representation and we shouldn’t give it to them.

thats what this meme is saying and it is indeed racist

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

yeah the intention of this meme is obviously anti-representation which is usually due to subconscious racism. No idea why people are so defensive of this post.

Rainmanslim OP ,

I’m not white you idiot.

balderdash9 ,
@balderdash9@lemmy.world avatar

The point of the post isn’t about the race of the children (OP was careful to make them both the same race in the comparison). The point is a difference in gender, with boys and girls fantasizing about being fictional characters differently.

ParsnipWitch ,

I wonder why people are more okay with the amount of sexism in memes.

funkless_eck ,

oh if he was careful to only include black kids in his meme about a black character vs a white character then there must be no racism.

balderdash9 ,
@balderdash9@lemmy.world avatar

You’re completely ignoring the “boys” vs “girls” part and only seeing the race of fictional characters. But, who knows, maybe OP is making a racist dog whistle. I didn’t take it that way, you can take it however you want. I just stopped caring.

DessertStorms , (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Agreed on the racist (and sexist, obviously), genuinely surprised (and glad for you) it's the first.

ParsnipWitch ,

It’s racist by making fun of people wanting representation. But the sexism is quite strong in this meme …

newIdentity ,

Nah. Just sexist

Drinvictus , in 30-50 Feral Hogs

Bots, scammers and OF girls

Geek_King ,

I’d like to add to your list:

Matches who don’t talk, and sadness

SuperIce ,

You guys are getting matches?

Grumpy ,

I think many math from people generally suggest guys get about 0 to 1 matches per day on median. Though, average is much much higher because top very small percentage of men get a crap ton, even more so than top girls. Whereas girls usually get in teens per day for median.

Geek_King ,

Not so much, the rare ones I get generally don’t respond when I message them.

Grumpy ,

It’s because they have too many people messaging them. They can’t keep up. They end up being selective once again among the people who did match and invest their time into few while ghosting the rest.

Geek_King ,

Yeah, I know, still sucks. The current numbers I heard for tinder was 25% women, 75% men. The amount of likes a day the average woman gets must be exhausting. Online dating is just awful now.

SlopppyEngineer , in Small wins adds up

The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It’s a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they’re garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Can’t blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.

SlopppyEngineer ,

“You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!”

irmoz , in Be safe out there

TEOWHYAOAAEAC

Brub ,

When my buddy Teo drops a rock on my foot

TempleSquare , in “People shouldn't be afraid of their media. Media should be afraid of their people.”

Unlimited venture capital money for 20 years have allowed social media companies to basically do whatever they want without listening to their user base. It was good when they were trying to grow the user base. But now that they are trying to squeeze every dollar out, we’re seeing the dark side.

Contrast this with old school media. They are mature and must turn a profit through their advertising. And they are absolutely terrified. Every TV show involves consultants who obsess over tiny details that could make the difference of half a ratings point. They know that if they scare the audience away, they go out of business.

Eventually the tech companies will reach the same level of maturity, but we’re not there yet.

Meas34Melon45 ,
@Meas34Melon45@lemmy.world avatar

And the worse thing is, because the internet is so centralized now (dominated by just a few companies) people have almost nowhere to go back to. The worst thing tho, is how a lot of people simply don’t care. They would rather keep the very slight convienience they have over getting rid of these corrupt companies.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Those who would trade essential liberty for convenience deserve neither.

Cylusthevirus ,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

What's the essential liberty here, shitposting?

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

The essential liberty is being able to use a device you own how you choose to use it, and not the rules for its use being dictated remotely by a giant corporation.

See: Google’s Web Environment Integrity proposal.

The thing is, like the person I was responding to was pointing out, most people don’t give one shit and don’t pay attention to moves like these, because they prefer the convenience over caring about lack of personal agency in the equation.

See also: Reddit API protest, which most redditors didn’t give one fucking shit about.

gravitas_deficiency ,

You joke, but yes, shitposting would absolutely be included as an essential liberty in an open and free internet.

Arbiter ,

Our god given right.

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Every TV show involves consultants who obsess over tiny details that could make the difference of half a ratings point.

Is this why most TV shows are trash now?

alsaaas , in 2023-08-09.jpg
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

better than the absolutely deranged MM/DD/YYYY and imo the best when it comes to international communication

Ilflish ,

I’ve been told " You don’t say 6th June, do you?" too many times

NotYourSocialWorker ,

The amusing thing is that in Swedish you definitely do. Or actually “6:e juni”.

luciferofastora ,

Germany too

yata ,

Even Americans does as well: “4th of July”.

sunbeam60 ,

In the U.K. we do all the same. Sixth of June.

Eylrid ,

In the US it’s about 50/50 sixth of June and June sixth.

gibs ,

How the fuck does second largest to smallest to largest make any kind of sense?

StewartGilligan , in 🙃😵💀

To not get murdered, die right now…

roon , in LimeWire.exe
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

I spent way too much time back in the day updating metadata of music, renaming them, etc

3FingersOfMilk OP ,

Same here. I had my iTunes library meticulously organized. Finding mp3s, downloading them, importing them, then updating the metadata.

And now I just use Spotify lol

TheCaconym ,

I still do all this shit. I’ll never switch to those DRM infested subscription services bullshit

Hagarashi8 ,
@Hagarashi8@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thanks Picard for being an absolute legend at automating all this stuff, i do it on my pc too despite being extremely lazy.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

What’s Picard 👀

codapine ,

From MusicBrainz - it can identify the audio fingerprint of music and tag its Metadata appropriately. It never worked for me back in c. 2002 though because my pc was too slow to run the analysis - and I gave up.

My first smartphone had a faster clock speed than that beige XP tower.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

I just use a cracked version of Spotify ;)

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

What I hate most about spotify is that you can’t block artists. It’s always pushing stuff I don’t like and I can’t do anything to stop it

binboupan ,
@binboupan@lemmy.kagura.eu avatar

You absolutely can block artists

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Does it require a paid sub? Because I never found a way with a free account

binboupan ,
@binboupan@lemmy.kagura.eu avatar

No, you can do it under artist profile

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar
binboupan ,
@binboupan@lemmy.kagura.eu avatar

I don’t know about the web player but on the mobile app you press the same three dots and select “Don’t play this”.

shastaxc ,

I even typed up all the lyrics to all my songs.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh I spent a good amount of time synchronizing lyrics too lol

wholeofthemoon ,

Getting those album covers looking MINT!

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Cant have no low res album covers

scottywh ,

Ugh… the time I’ve spent, in general, organizing and categorizing files of various types … Thanks

biscuitsofdeath , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

LED bulbs are low risk. I’m gonna do it.

oldGregg ,

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  • biscuitsofdeath ,

    It was enlightening. Like I got my lips around the base. I pulled it out just fine. Maybe these folks were like deep throating these light bulbs, which honestly I think the porn industry might have influenced these light bulb deep throats.

    ColdWater ,
    @ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

    I think the led bulbs are smaller and have slightly different shape from the glass bulbs

    spookedbyroaches , in Priorities!

    Why would people do this? We want the hughest amount of users we can, and for most people to believe in FOSS or even copyleft philosophy, but this just pushes people away. Just use whatever app you like best and maybe donate to incentivize the app you believe in. But to just relenlessly mock non-FOSS apps only hurts the community and doesn’t foster growth.

    AlpacaChariot ,

    You could say it doesn’t fosster growth

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