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andrew_bidlaw , in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is it a new religion? I though priests started to convert into pdfiles a long time ago.

Ok_gas_1987 OP ,

No I think pre requisite to being a priest is being a pdfile. /S

netchami ,

No I think pre requisite to being a priest is being a pdfile. /S

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Minimalists
@LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social avatar

That’s the meme? But that’s just gender stereotypes

RojoSanIchiban ,

*shitty gender stereotypes

antonim ,

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

1847953620 ,

it’s ok if it’s true, right?

TropicalDingdong ,

no it’s ok if it’s funny

UlyssesT , (edited )

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

People don’t choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not

0xD ,

The quote there is not a stereotype, it’s a fact.

UlyssesT ,

Feeling something strongly, no matter strongly, doesn’t make your subjective opinion about people you don’t like into a fact. You’re contaminating the definition of “fact” just by being that enraged about people that you disagree with. expert-shapiro

Grimble ,

Yeah and they’re fairly accurate

NegativeLookBehind , in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

ThePyroPython ,
Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy Christ

KISSmyOS ,

“Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in Well I feel better now.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

TvanBuuren ,

Most wholesome comment today, thank you for your service.

o7

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks. It’s gotten a lot better since I got home. Lol.

Let’s just say retail has a way of absolutely shattering any semblence of peace one can feel…

0xD ,

Maybe if your muffins weren’t encrypted you could eat them to lighten up!!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh I can still eat them. Problem is, they can’t help but taste a little…hashy.

0xD ,

Hahahaha, that was great 😁

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks. Lol. I try.

I don’t normally succeed, but I try. :)

Siethron , in 30's wheel of pain

Dude you have to exercise and stretch. I actually went to a “movement specialist” personal trainer for a couple of sessions and that helped a lot. My near constant back pain is non-existent now.

Rolando ,

Personal trainers are awesome. If you can’t afford one:

  1. find a friend to work out with. Preferably at your same physical level. Look for workouts or support online.
  2. get as much medical care as you can afford. A lot of small problems in your 30s can turn into big problems in your 40s.
eestileib ,

Good suggestions, the key is to break a sweat as many days as you can, consistently and sustainably.

Another option is taking tai chi, yoga, or shotokan with a good instructor; good instructors can be hard to find though.

All three of those have really helped me at different times, particularly with posture and movement (tai chi the most, but it takes the longest to actually be able to do it).

Never done Pilates but I’ve heard very positive things about it.

poinck ,

Yes, Pilates is great! Still need to find a new course for after work (old one is not campatible with my work hours anymore), but at least 34 km on 3 to 4 days by bike is my current workout. Don’t do home office unless you use the time saved for something like Pilates, jogging or other recommandations from above.

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Pilates taught me how weak all my smaller stabilizing muscles are

WalrusDragonOnABike , in It's for our own good though!

Can't sell people's data if people stop using twitter

SuckMyWang ,

Facebook and their ghost profiles have entered the chat

kautau ,

Social media companies have worked so hard to become walled gardens and have vastly succeeded. Someone naive is like “hey check out this meme” and it’s a facebook, or instagram, or toktik, or twixxxer link that requires a profile before you can can see the content so they can start to demographically align you toward the bulk data they want to advertise toward.

I deleted pretty much all social media years ago, but I stuck it out with Reddit until they fucked over third party app devs. It’s wild to this day how much of my family is surprised that I don’t have a Facebook account

razrabotka ,

Yup, pretty much my whole family uses Facebook. Well, mom doesn’t but she uses Instagram which is the same as Facebook but for images

Even my younger sister has Facebook, what has this world become

hunter2 , in Text wrap

Bonuspoints if it keeps being borked after undoing the last change. Certified Microsoft moment 😎

Track_Shovel OP ,

My fight right now is with figure cross references inserting the whole fucking figure in the text body.

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

affiliate ,

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

this is a perfect description of the microsoft office experience

ivanafterall , in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

At the very least, can we agree that rectangular pizza on Fridays is a basic human right?

Todesschnitzel ,

Corporate said No.

connaisseur ,

Fck corporate.

Todesschnitzel ,

Indeed. Fck em. Down with the capital!

Annoyed_Crabby ,

No, but Taco Tuesday though… 🤔

CADmonkey , in All the weird shit happens on nights

I worked night shift in a metal fabrication shop about 11 years ago.

Two bastions of humanity figured out that they could light an oxyfuel torch and adjust it to a neutral flame, snuff the flame out of a glove or something, and then use the torch to fill a plastic sandwich bag with a perfect mixture of oxygen and acetylene. They would then place this bag somewhere and light it on fire, which made a lot of noise. They had great fun until they tried it with a small office-sized trash bag. The word of the day is brisance. It made a tremendous bang which cracked some glass in the shop, but of course our two heroes were caught in the blast amd burned, because a sandwich bag made a loud pop, but a trash bag was more of a bomb. They lit the trash bag like they did the little bags, by holding a lighter to the plastic.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy fuck.

Imagine filling out the paper work for that one

lightnsfw ,

We had another shop in the chain I worked for fire everyone for doing that when I was a mechanic. There were no injuries but the neighboring businesses called 911 because they thought there was a bomb.

CADmonkey ,

Yeah that is attention no business wants.

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I was at an xmas party one year where the workshop boys did this with an upturned 44 gallon drum. It was the loudest bang I’ve ever heard. I thought we were under some sort of attack.

They expected the drum to launch a little but what actually ended up happening was the upturned metal bottom blew off and launched a LOT punching a hole in the workshop roof. It’s a miracle that nobody was hurt (their hearing probably was). Somehow they didn’t get fired.

Peppycito ,

Somehow they didn’t get fired.

When someone does something really stupid and shows remorse, you can be pretty sure they will never ever do it again. A new guy might though.

CADmonkey ,

I was invited to a rural party for new years, I’m pretty sure it was 2003-2004. I drank entirely too much, and saw some friends crushing beer cans, and was inspired. I found an old 55-gallon steel drum, put a bunch of water in it, and rolled it into the bonfire. Once steam was shooting out, I put the bungs back on it and rolled it into the pond. After a few minutes, there was a metallic “bang” and the drum was folded in on itself.

The guy who invited me to the party told everyone for years that I used my head to crush a steel drum.

rambling_lunatic , in History

Fair point, but not really a meme.

Chunk ,

This is probably the third meme in two days where the top comment says it’s not a meme.

mexicancartel ,

Because they are not a meme

vankappa , in hey hows everyone doing

I’m seeing “antisemitic” written “antisemetic” so many times lately, but I think only the first one is right. I’m no native speaker though.

twelvefloatinghands ,
@twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like you’re right: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitic_trope

root_beer ,

I’m guessing that you’re seeing the latter because a lot of people tend to pronounce it that way

Veraxus ,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

You are correct.

Remember kids, the singular is semite, not semete. Hence, sem_i_tic, with an i.

darcy OP ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

whoops

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

At least you’re not being anti-semantic

Sotuanduso ,

Actually the first one is left. Unless you write right to left, like in semitic languages. Hehe.

Modern_medicine_isnt , in literally no clue

I will admit there is something very pleasing about looking at a well trimmed yard. That said, the percent of the earth’s land surface covered by manicured lawns is tiny. The ag industry would love for you to believe your lawn is the problem. It isn’t. The problem is the monoculture farm land. Acres of fields with only one type of crop. And probably other things like pollution and such. But industries love to play the “you are the problem” card to divert from themsleves.

HaiZhung ,

This is the correct answer, this shit is „your carbon footprint“ all over again

IDontHavePantsOn ,

“Walk to work, ignore corporate consumption, and use only the highest quality refined petroleum products, and go easy on the avocados.”

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, but also: Every little bit of help, well… helps.

Don’t let those industries playing the blame game discourage you from dedicating a part of your yard to a bunch of flowers, because then the problem would get ever so slightly worse.

TWeaK ,

Yeah but you could easily have a patch of lush green grass the size of this one in your lawn and also some nice flower beds, bushes, trees and whatever else. Most people want some of that, not just a plain garden with no features. The problem isn’t peoples’ yards, it’s pesticides.

Amends1782 ,

This + a massive over usage of pesticides

dadGPT , in anyone?

zuck off

DagothUr , in Lung extensions

Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

This is my new favorite account on Lemmy.

Also fuck you Dagoth, I heard you talking shit. The wall gnomes tell me your boys haven't touched grass in so long that their faces rotted off. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass golden mask you might get some goddesses on your dick. N'waaaaaah

ZC3rr0r ,

Morrowind memes in the wild. What a time to be alive!

DagothUr ,

Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called “Skibidi Toilet” on this realm’s peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.

Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!

zcd , in How do y'all say GIF?

Every day we stray further from jod

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s pronounced greg…”

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