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Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in How do y'all say GIF?
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yiff

wait no

bquintb ,
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

In hell!

zcd ,

Unless…?

nilloc ,

Hiff

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You have spoken THE FORBIDDEN WORD

spittingimage , in Music alignment
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

Custoslibera ,

Sounds like a topic for the next alignment meme.

hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d agree with like the random aircraft ones, but do you disagree that listening to a musical on shuffle isn’t cursed?

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

Belgdore ,

I feel like it depends on the musical.

xusontha , in Come on market, crash.
Stache_ ,

“I’ve found the source of the ticking!”

xusontha ,

It’s in this box! Well let’s open it and see what’s inside!

DmMacniel ,

Is it a Bomb?

xusontha ,

Of course no… oops

dingleberry , in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

“Active Shooter”

It’s like reading about a hurricane. Almost a weather phenomenon.

designatedhacker ,

There are far fewer hurricanes. You also get a couple days warning on most weather events. I take your point though, between waking up to seeing a related push message and seeing this meme I had forgotten about it.

At least it appears nobody died, only 5 injured.

Imgonnatrythis , in Not today, sorry.

Not tomorrow either. Flashing that in front of me doesn’t mean I’m tipping you for grabbing a donut 6feet away from you and putting it in a bag. That’s literally your job. Charge me the amount it costs for the item and your labor don’t try to prey on my charitabilty. I use those feelings to distribute the limited extra I have to give to research for sick kids, educational charities, housing initiatives, and anti-gun lobbyists. Fuck if you’re anywhere near those categories donut slinger. Tell your boss to fuck himself for even putting that shit in front of customers.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

As a weed smoker for something like 25 years who has spent his time doing a lot of studying of the science because I understand that it is not an inert substance, and I know its affecting my health long-term somehow…

I’ve seen the studies that have shown specific strains have more to do with different “highs” than whether it is indica or sativa (nevermind that there is no such thing as a true indica anymore.), do you have any idea how I feel when some fucking twentysomething starts telling me about the (bogus) differences between sativa and indica and expects me to give a shit when all I care about is potency.

Like sorry, you’re not getting a tip for knowing less than me, some bum off the street, about the stuff I’m putting in my body.

NewNewAccount ,

Pure indicas no longer exist? And strains are more important?

Would love to read more if you could point me in the right direction.

dingus , (edited )
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

You really, really wouldn’t want to smoke a pure indica, imo. I’ve smoked an actual indica and it was mostly stem and tasted like dirt. It has not had the selective breeding that has produced big, oily buds that people love to smoke.

It’s honestly a lot like corn before it was selectively bred by humans for thousands of years versus modern corn. Imagine that the modern corn is a modern weed bud, and compare that to what nature gave us…

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a486b177-80de-46d2-bd1b-0e9b5ff986a6.jpeg

Here’s a good scientific study on it:

journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/jour…

From the Abstract:

Using 14,031 single-nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs) genotyped in 81 marijuana and 43 hemp samples, we show that marijuana and hemp are significantly differentiated at a genome-wide level, demonstrating that the distinction between these populations is not limited to genes underlying THC production. We find a moderate correlation between the genetic structure of marijuana strains and their reported C. sativa and C. indica ancestry and show that marijuana strain names often do not reflect a meaningful genetic identity. We also provide evidence that hemp is genetically more similar to C. indica type marijuana than to C. sativa strains.

That last bit from the abstract is the money quote on Indica. Real Indicas are closer to hemp, and hemp hasn’t been selectively bred for flavor and getting high. So a “real” Indica is going to be a lot like smoking… hemp.

Anyway, long story short is that individual strains and the chemical combinations therein have more influence over the high you get than the idea that they’re “sativa” or “indica.”

Here’s an article with a short interview with Sean Myles, who was involved in and credited with this study.

slate.com/…/indica-sativa-difference-cannabis-wee…

bdonvr ,

You seem really mad at the person behind the counter, perhaps instead consider being mad at the millionaires and billionaires in charge that decided to make it this way.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Not mad at them, just not impressed enough to pay beyond the asking price. I don’t have a sense of guilt or obligation about it. When possible I would urge people to choose jobs that pay fairly and don’t support this awful system. I fully understand that’s easier said then done (I’ve been there myself). I don’t even really blame the millionaires. We all have at least a touch of greed in us, some more than others, and any system that allows this to get to crazy proportions will foster this kind of nonsense. The answer isn’t to just make Millionaires feel bad until they stop this - that’s not going to happen. The answer is legislation that recognizes that tip culture is wrong on so many levels, that most of the world manages to keep it in check and that in the US laws are needed to curb this insanity. In the meantime, people are able to swing culture shifts and it’s up to all of us to start saying enough is enough to tip culture and as much as possible spend our money at places that aren’t capitalizing on charity to pay their employees. Recognize the racism and sexism in this practice and treat it like the dirty thing it is.

puppy , in Plane goes brrrr

Apple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.

Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Again Apple: We’re making everything irrepairable.

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)

banana_meccanica , in Plane goes brrrr

Not only the billionaires, even the millionaires, and all the people taking the plane more than once a year. It is an ecological crime the pollution of air transport.

xTechDeath ,
@xTechDeath@lemmy.ml avatar

T swift enters chat

bleistift2 ,

What’s magical about that once-a-year limit? I find that quite a lot already.

expatriado ,

Neptunian year maybe?

probably op gets on a plane once a year, so that’s an ok amount

banana_meccanica ,

Probably you right

tilcica ,

fun fact. modern planes consume ~3-4l per 100 passengers per km or 3-4l per passenger per 100km.

efficient ICE cars consume ~6l per passenger per 100km.

add to that, that there’s basically no good alternative to fast very long distance or cross-continent transport

Luccus , (edited )

Edit #2: ICE is a type of train in germany. I mistook “ICE cars” as meaning trains and was wondering how flying is supposed to be more efficient than trains.

**OG comment:**Where are these numbers coming from?

I cannot find any source for the 3-4l/passenger/km claim. I cannot find any source for the claim that planes are more efficient. Nothing comes even near this claim.

ourworldindata.org/travel-carbon-footprint

eea.europa.eu/…/rail-and-waterborne-transport

www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49349566

Can you please provide a source?

Edit #1: I just want to add that my old combustion car (VW Up! / Seat Mii / Skoda Citigo) burned around 4.2l/100km. So I according to you, if I had another person with me, I’d beat both planes and trains with what stands uncontested as the most inefficient form of transport?

dpkonofa ,

Since I just had this whole back and forth with someone else a few days ago, I have these handy. I’m not the parent, but he’s right. An individual car can be more fuel efficient with 3+ passengers but the average car trip is only 1.3 passengers. The most popular use of a car is commuting and that stands at 1.2 passengers per trip.

“A new report from the University of Michigan’s Transportation Research Institute shows that flying has become 74% more efficient per passenger since 1970 while driving gained only 17% efficiency per passenger. In fact, the average plane trip has been more fuel efficient than the average car trip since as far back as 2000, according to their calculations.”

…umich.edu/…/UMTRI-2014-2_Abstract_English.pdf

“The main findings are that to make driving less energy intensive than flying, the fuel economy of the entire fleet of light-duty vehicles would have to improve from the current 21.5 mpg to at least 33.8 mpg, or vehicle load would have to increase from the current 1.38 persons to at least 2.3 persons.”

yaleclimateconnections.org/…/evolving-climate-mat…

drolex ,

efficient ICE cars consume ~6l per passenger per 100km.

More like 6L per 100km, whatever the number of passengers, I suppose. So it’s usually still less than planes.

And there are better alternatives like trains or buses, which can be actually efficient for long distance travels (high speed trains, night travel. Works well from city centre to city centre)

There is also the additional issue of contrails which are a massive factor of greenhouse effect

tjhart85 ,
@tjhart85@kbin.social avatar

Is that planes that are packed to the gills or private planes that actually have space that people aren't crammed into?

Also, 3-4/6 liters of what? ICE cars and modern planes aren't burning the same fuel, so I'm not sure what this is intending to portray by directly comparing how much of each (in liters) that they burn (serious question, no snark)

query ,

The alternative is stop traveling such huge distances all the time.

Other than public transportation and filling up the cars with people, instead of having one vehicle per person.

jscummy ,

Distances that require a flight are far too common here in the US at least, it’s kind of unavoidable

Redscare867 ,

A lot of those flights could be replaced with high speed rail. Maybe not New York to LA, but a lot of people live in the cities in the northeast and travel between those cities would be very feasible at reasonable travel times with high speed rail.

jscummy ,

Okay let me just lobby the government to build long distance high speed rail before I take my trips.

High speed rail makes more sense for sure, but it’s not available in most of the country. There’s only two stretches in the US, in the northeast corridor and surprisingly in Florida

Redscare867 ,

I know how pitiful our rail networks are. I take Amtrak regularly. It’s faster to drive. It shouldn’t be, but it is. Obviously I’m not talking about today, but building improved rail infrastructure over the next decade is very realistic and a worthwhile investment. Unfortunately the investment Amtrak has gotten isn’t enough to modernize our rail network, and a lot of that money is being used to improve privately owned rail lines that Amtrak leases for their passenger service.

My point was that the US doesn’t have distances that are insurmountable that can only be traveled via plane. It’s an investment issue.

neo ,
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That would require investment in infrastructure, and our govt would rather get us into another 9 forever wars than do such a thing.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
Rusty ,

One plane flight a year? What if I want to return home the same year?

banana_meccanica ,

You don’t, wait the next year or don’t leave home.

ExtremelyPotato ,

The trick is to go a week before new year’s

psud ,

But the foreign country only lets me stay for 3 months, and in any case I only get 4 weeks leave

BolexForSoup , (edited )
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Shardikprime ,

Oh yeah let’s go full authoritarian, that’s what leftism does best after all

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

What…? Are you responding to the wrong person?

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah gotta agree with you. I have to fly a good amount, both families live over 2000 miles away, it’s unavoidable. But I change what I can in society, I am switching to an EV, I pay extra on my electricity to pay for green sources, and I overall try to lower my carbon footprint.

As soon as they come out with an alternative fuel airline I’ll be flying on that as much as possible, but until there are alternatives I’m stuck flying.

LoamImprovement ,

Admittedly, I am one of those people taking a plane well over once a year, although I really rather wish I weren’t - I haven’t had a personal trip in over four years, it’s all onsite implementation.

divineslayer , in it basically is already but you know, downgrades people!

I feel like the labels in the bottom half should be switched. It’s spez ruining reddit. No one else

EherVielleicht OP ,
divineslayer ,

Beautiful

flambonkscious ,

Yes, this is a huge improvement

HubertManne , in These automatic trucks work better when we put them on rails

The next self driving truck will be delivering ice to alaska.

far_university1990 , in the way it is

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Welchem Bundesland soll sie gehören?

far_university1990 ,

Ja

nao ,

Wieso

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one order of sauerkraut. Is there anything else I can get for you today sir?

xamirozar , in They literally just flipped the order of the frozen foods aisle. WHY.

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  • hihellobyeoh ,

    Not to mention, with the in store employees who are shopping for customers now, I can tell you at my store it would regularly take months to update the new locations of items in the system, that’s at a Kroger…

    Stalinwolf ,
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    As a career manager in a grocery store, I’m just getting a kick out of the conspiracies here over why stores reline products or display items on cardboard shippers. I want to hear theories on why end-caps tend to change each week.

    meldroc , (edited )

    Easy. Manufacturers pay for endcap displays and choice shelf space. It’s advertising for them. (source: I work for a brewery, and that’s how they put together the beer aisle. I’ve seen the software used to build the shelf arrangements.)

    ThereRisesARedStar , in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

    This you? hexbear.net/comment/3889149

    Typical Russian bullshit. I hope the dwindling, future generations of Russian scum know why they’re pariahs, unable to travel outside of their smoldering wreck of a never-great, failed state

    Cause honestly this comes off as incredibly racist and nationalist.

    Ram_The_Manparts ,
    @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

    Holy shit lmao

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    Who would have thunk the anticommunist was racist.

    sharedburdens ,

    And a Matt Walsh fan

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    Transphobic too? How surprising.

    adam_kadmon OP ,

    Wow. I comment on discussions of Communism and suddenly I’m afraid of transsexuals? Where is this coming from?

    adam_kadmon OP ,

    What on Earth are you talking about?

    adam_kadmon OP ,

    Once again, are you suggesting there’s such a thing as the Russian race? For real?

    BirdyBoogleBop ,

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    What did the comment say?

    OurToothbrush ,

    I quoted it in case it was removed

    hemko ,

    Yeah this is fairly common opinion of russian occupants in post-soviet countries outside russia. Wonder why.

    Catfish ,
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    Because they’re racist bloodthirsty tyrants that get their funding and debts from NATO countries.

    Omega_Haxors ,

    What? The guy subscribing to anti-white racism rhetoric would also be a raging fascist? Say it isn’t so.

    adam_kadmon OP ,

    Yeah that’s me! Wow, you really took the time. Nice.

    LOL how is it racist? You do realise “Russian” is not a race, right?

    And how is it “nationalist”? Because it mentions a nationality?

    _bug0ut , in They never admit they were just wrong
    @_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

    I assume the accepted copout is something along the lines of, “You can thank us for making enough noise that they backed down. Sheepdogs, sheep, blah blah something something…”

    observantTrapezium , in The company that made my chair is a bit too friendly...
    @observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca avatar

    BJ almost certainly stands for Beijing here (although the company is apparently Qingdao-based). You see it a lot in China, including very oblivious “I ❤️ BJ” T-shirts worn by old ladies.

    CaptainBlagbird ,
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    But are you sure they wear it (only) for Beijing? 😏

    Koboldschadenfroh ,

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  • CaptainBlagbird ,
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    Ach echt??!

    I thought the emoji would be enough, but I guess I should have added the “/s”

    GCostanzaStepOnMe , in Beware fellow heathens

    How the hell do people afford this lifestyle.

    penguinsAreRapists ,
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    They don’t. That’s why there’s souvh credit card debt

    _number8_ , (edited )

    i don’t know why people need to shame each other for succumbing to the desire to Purchase when our entire society is designed to encourage it

    ubermeisters ,
    @ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably the same reason that you feel shamed when nobody actually ashamed you

    ComfortablyGlum ,

    There is a ton of shaming done. Politicians, ceos, newspaper headlines bitching about how no one wants to work, how people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, how a major economic depression with 50% joblessness will teach workers to appreciate their jobs and their bosses more.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    As a food worker who’s absolutely fucking sick of delivery services I’m shaming them.

    ComfortablyGlum ,

    While at the same time telling us to stop buying daily coffees and making avocado toast. Just another way to fuck us up.

    GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

    Because getting into debt for treats and shitty mcnuggies is bad (?)

    CosmicCleric ,
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    It’s not so much trying to shame, it’s more like when one moth is telling his friend the other moth not to go into the light.

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