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AlligatorBlizzard , in Not today, sorry.

I occasionally go to a liquor store where the till asks if you want to tip, and it’s the most ridiculous thing ever because it’s a small store and the clerk isn’t helping you find shit.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

and the clerk is paid more than the $2.whatever per hour that sit down restaurant wait staff get.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In this specific instance, not much more, because I live in one of the few states where the minimum wage is the same for tipped and untipped workers (although gig drivers are still getting screwed here).

katkit , in What a time to be alive

Is there a community for these type of AI memes? I’m absolutely here for them.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Conversely I’d love it if they were restricted to a specific community so I can block it. I hate it honestly.

No hate to people who like it or anything just not my thing

JokeDeity ,

What kind of memes do you want?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Generally I’m not picky about memes I’m okay with a lot. I just don’t like how ai has become so widespread.

And it’s not even just memes. Ai voices used in videos is just as off-putting to me.

Default_Defect ,
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youtube keeps pushing AI Plankton from Spongebob covering songs on me, despite never having watched an AI song cover.

theangryseal ,

I heard Dale from King of the Hill singing Rich Men North of Richmond the other day.

I’m all in now.

SrTobi , in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

I reject this! This sounds edgy but muddies the water and distracts as to recognize what politics is. Politics is everything regarding decision-making in groups! not more not less. Recognize when that’s the case and fight!

Custoslibera OP , (edited )

I think our definitions of politics are fundamentally different.

I would say politics is the struggle for power.

Power is an underlying factor across all of society so politics affects everything.

Mr_Blott ,

I think our definitions of politics are fundamentally different.

I think that’s cos you sound like you’re 12 mate lmao

Prunebutt ,

If you want to understand why the other definition is more useful: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQjcmDGY2vA

SrTobi ,

Me so hungy, me so hungy!

Franzia , in Just what the bros want

If you like to play a girl character in a video game, you might like playing one in real life

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

It happened to me and it could happen to youuuuuu! 😱

lorty ,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

Uh oh

BobbyNevada ,

Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!

Poik , in International game of 'Food Telephone'
@Poik@pawb.social avatar

The term “frenching” is also a culinary term that means preparing food for even cooking and to make it visually appealing.

altima_neo ,
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Man, we did that in middle school too

Bunnylux ,
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Even though we werent visually appealing…

SwiggitySwole ,

Says you, I slayed.

Vlyn , in I should buy a lottery ticket

I’m just lonely, that’s my secret :)

robot_dog_with_gun ,

yeah i pretty much didn’t notice the lockdown.

autismdragon ,
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Yeah the only things that changed for me much for the pandemic was masking when I grocery shopped, extra SNAP, and the stimulus payments.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Had this weapon hidden under my sleeve for my whole life

It was super effective.

rikonium , in Where is the creativity?

My favorite is that their seeming takeaway from the success of Barbie is to go heads deep into TOY MOVIES.

asteriskeverything ,

Ikr when we really want more Ryan gosling and Margot robbie! How is that not obvious to them???

That said my favorite thing about it is they finally managed to nail that elusive women market and don’t even understand why. Wonder woman, reboot Ghostbusters, so many half assed money grab attempts thinking feminism is just lame rah rah girl power. Yet it’s the barbie movie that nails it and captures all audience’s. And the answer is more toy movies haha.

Zeth0s ,

Sorry, but Barbie and feminism in the same sentence is painful to hear. Feminism is about changing society to make it more equal, not barbie… Barbie is about selling the most conservative toy ever (together with j.i.joe)

That’s why everyone is going to the toy movies. Because the political message of barbie is as fake as barbie, but it helps selling toys

I_Has_A_Hat ,

You haven’t seen the movie, have you?

Nudding ,

You know Barbie existed before 2023 right? For like… A long time?

MotoAsh ,

You realize the movie isn’t just showing off the toy, right?

Nudding ,

Unless the movie can erase 75 years of unrealistic beauty standards, does it matter how nice the movie made you feel?

asteriskeverything ,

What matters is the message the movie has to say and it had a true feminist message about equality.

Also The cast had barbies and Kens of all ethnicities and sizes.

And the movie was a really important moment for a lot of women and girls. I think it’s super closed minded to the point you’re the one missing out if you won’t give it a chance just because it is based around a toy with a problematic history.

Nudding ,

How will I ever recover. Sorry I can’t be bought with pro corporation propaganda disguised as feel good movies.

Stop consumer culture.

asteriskeverything ,

Whatever makes you feel smarter than everyone I guess! You’re definitely not convincing anyone you are though.

Nudding ,

I’m sure when “Skipping Rope: The Movie” comes out, you’ll forget all about me and how smart I think I am.

Imgonnatrythis , in it is full

I don’t understand the line through optimist.

Roderik ,
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

That’s for the observant. Your glass is one dimensional.

Olhonestjim ,

All those glasses are two-dimensional.

I’m high.

Blackmist ,

It’s because it’s a screenshot taken on a broken phone.

Robaque ,

Amazing.

HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in privatization of water....
drolex ,

There are a few inaccuracies and simplifications here. Lactalis is independent from Nestlé, though they have a co-entreprise for dairy. For l’Oréal, it’s a bit disingenuous to link both here because massive companies like that have a lot of mutual participations. And KitKat is manufactured by Hershey’s in the US I think.

That being said, Lactalis is equally shitty so you can avoid it anyway. And the same goes for l’Oréal. I don’t know about Hershey’s but I could bet.

Cube6392 ,

Nestle also sold Wonka, I believe

Sanctus , in Microsoft Edge is actually good lmao
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

My linux config does give me a boner tho

Sheeple OP ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t fuck the toaster

RangerAndTheCat ,

But… that’s how we get Battle Star Galactica… right?

Diplomjodler ,

If God didn’t want me to fuck the toaster, why did he make it so damn sexy?

DarkenLM ,

The... Toaster? Why the fuck would a Toaster run linux?

DarkwinDuck ,

Smart Toast…

Barbarian ,
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Congratulations, your toaster can now run Doom

saltnotsugar , in I am a problem regardless

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

Wage_slave ,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

So my anxiety does have a sixth gear.

Who knew it’d be the fear of getting run through by raccoon at any given moment.

Go to the bathroom garrrr racooon away stabbity stabbity

nohaybanda ,

Hexbear emojis ahead ::: spoiler spoiler


::: knife-threat comrade-raccoon

PsychedSy ,

You don’t have to warn us about the massive emojis. Steals some of the charm.

aphlamingphoenix , in Where to get hot trendy ideas?

Still waiting on Femboy Hooters to be a real thing.

DessertStorms ,
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I'm quite curious to know what that might be called...

Fixbeat ,

Footers?

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Sounds more like a foot fetish joint.. 😂

Jerb322 ,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

“Cheaks”

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Yes.
Instead of an owl on a tank top, you have a squirrel with big cheeks full of.. nuts on some assless short-short chaps (so the cheeks are the cheeks)😂😂

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

Bi Guys Burgers and Fries

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

FemBussies

shroomato ,
@shroomato@lemmy.world avatar

Peckers

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Why must we let our memes only be dreams?

Darkmuch ,

Best I can do is Goth IHOP youtu.be/Ta8qMl1-XE0?si=NgVtbDKEVYIb9KLa

TankieTanuki , (edited )
LtLiana ,
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As long as money is required to survive, wage labor is coercion under threat of poverty and physical harm. And while coerced physical and mental labor are already bad enough, we have a word for particularly heinous, coerced sexual actions: rape.

Prostitution under capitalism isn’t cool just because feminine boys do it and you’re attracted to them.

joshthewaster ,

I bet you are fun at parties. But really, you are correct and I might actually stick around at that party.

LtLiana ,
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My parties are pretty good ngl

BreadOven ,

Femboy and tomboy Hooters. Get a mix.

quadropiss , in They never admit they were just wrong

I kinda wish we still had to wear masks

Arfman ,

Winter time in close quarters where people are sick are the perfect time to wear

kandoh ,

The facemask keeps so much heat inside my body, really shows how scarves have been fucking around this whole time.

SpezBroughtMeHere ,

No one is stopping you. Go for it!

Player2 ,

Still ‘had to.’ It’s pretty disgusting to sit in a poorly ventilated classroom with 10 people coughing their lungs out and wiping their snot on the chairs. University by the way.

SLaSZT ,
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  • IHaveTwoCows ,

    I like how the Japanese have always worn masks any time one of them was sick and it was never a problem for anyone. Fucking Americans are goddamn idiots and always have been. Being the biggest military as your only bragging point is proof of incompetence.

    Fedizen ,

    US gov: Spend 10 trillion dollars on the world’s biggest military operation to prevent retaliatory attacks caused by 3 trillion in oil investments after an attack kills 3k people in NY.

    Also US Gov.: Spend 2 trillion to fighting a disease that kills millions of people, give up after 2 years. Most the money actually went to business bailouts.

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    Did you support the Iraq war at the time? Be honest

    WoahWoah ,

    Ok boomer lol

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    Gen X. We were stuck having to try to teach those idiots how a mouse works

    Jakeroxs ,

    Interesting question, I know I was like 7-8 when we invaded Iraq, living in the south and definitely propagandized (I remember they played “Proud to be an American” in the cafeteria for weeks after 9/11)

    I didn’t know any better, afraid of/hated Muslims and remember asking a teacher why we didn’t just nuke all of the Middle East 🤦‍♂️

    I don’t remember getting a rebuke at all.

    Now I see how we were all played by the propaganda machine

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    Yes, exactly. The same people who are doing the antivax/antimask propaganda were the same ones who masturbated furiously to Toby Keith songs and called all of us who said “BAD IDEA!!!” traitors, America-haters, and every other slur under the sun. Never once have they apologized to Dixie Chicks even twenty years later having finally recognized the war for the sham it was. Still, those who hate the COVID response will still get mad as hell if you suggest cutting the “defense” budget. None of these people care about the money or the debts incurred or the astronomically high interest bill; their only concern is “will we be able to kill or punish someone?” regardless of the necessity.

    merc ,

    Masks only protect other people from your own germs

    They offer some protection to you too.

    Rambi ,

    Yeah I’m pretty sure fffp3/N95 masks should leave you almost completely protected in normal circumstances, outside of working in a hospital or whatever.

    merc ,

    If worn properly, which is actually pretty hard to do. Getting a proper seal on them is pretty uncomfortable, at least for me.

    quadropiss ,

    I mean I do when I can? I look pretty in a mask

    NigelFrobisher ,

    GEDDOVERHERE!

    Erika2rsis , (edited ) in Don't ask
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    “Was there a massacre in Tiananmen Square?”

    —“No.”

    “Were people killed elsewhere in Beijing?”

    —“…Ermh…”

    Ahem. I am asking you if people were killed in the area immediately surrounding Tiananmen Square, even if nobody was killed in the square itself.”

    —“The protesters in Tiananmen Square left after negotiations with the PLA. There was no bloodshed in Tiananmen Square.”

    “I understand that, but were people killed elsewhere in Beijing?

    —“Nowhere in Beijing were student protestors specifically targeted.”

    “Well, were non-students targeted, and were any students injured or killed without being targeted?”

    —“Hey did you know that the Three Gorges Dam is the world’s largest—”

    “Gongchandang, my friend, I am begging you.”

    —“…Force may have been used when provoked by attacks.”

    “May force have also been used unprovoked? Could it have been that the protesters felt like they were provoked first, because you were sending tanks past the barricades that they’d put up?”

    —“I mean… you know… uhh…”

    “Gongchandang. Were you scared that the occupation of Beijing and the potential of a workers’ revolt would threaten the survival of socialism in China, by presenting a still-socialist alternative to your rule, because societal division particularly among the less politically literate could be (and was) exploited by outside forces?”

    —“OUR YOUTH ARE VULNERABLE TO IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA, OK‽ ALSO, TANK MAN DIDN’T GET RUN OVER. SEE. HE WAS PULLED AWAY BY A PASSERBY. NOT RUN OVER.”

    ivanafterall , in What did I miss?
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Investigators found traces of beef stroganoff on the chair formerly occupied by Rep. Lauren Boebert during the infamous Beetlejuice musical in Denver.

    PopcornPrincess ,

    🤮

    cleverusername ,
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    And I still don’t understand.

    pelerinli ,

    Yes. Like, was it after digested?

    Naja_Kaouthia ,
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    That’s enough internet for me today.

    Jackcooper ,

    This lady eating beef stroganoff! -an urban teenager

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