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Andrew15_5 , in 🙃😵💀
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I read it as monkey, and it didn’t make any sense.

itspcp ,

You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What’s not to understand?

Spliffman1 ,
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That happens to me a lot too… And usually it’s the word that totally skews the meaning lol

NewEnglandRedshirt ,
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“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”

Andrew15_5 ,
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Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.

Neato , in Aaaand now she is being sued.
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Has anyone seen an article with any evidence yet? So far it's been 3 dancer that had been previously fired suing with only she-said/she-said as evidence. I guess we'll find out in discovery but if that's it then this doesn't seem like a winning case.

deft ,

literally none just dudes hype to see lizzo in trouble

more people are weirdly excited about such a nonstory than they were about kevin spacey

moistclump ,

And sometimes those can be credible if they are unconnected, span over time, and are along the same behaviour complaints. I don’t know enough about these dancers to know if that’s the case though.

Mrkawfee , in 🙃😵💀

Save money and lose weight with this one easy trick.

pedro , in Choose your loadout

C because they probably don’t run as fast as I do

Professorozone , in *Impotent rage*

Dude, I couldn’t agree more. There should be a special place in hell for people who shoot vertically.

ShimmeringKoi , in 🙃😵💀
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Just richest country in human history things

CollisionResistance , in 🙃😵💀

To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner

Vitaly ,
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Why even bother? Just stop eating

GreenMario ,

Next headline:

are Killing the Food Industry

"They just eat “woke”

PithyPolynym ,

If you eat just after having woke, then that is literally called “breakfast”.

doublepepperoni ,
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Just ascend into a being of pure energy

GarfieldYaoi ,
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This is what boomers unironically believe.

grillman:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

doublepepperoni ,
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I didn’t know all boomers were Mormons

johnthedoe , in Scrubs is pretty good

Scrubs was the king of making up nicknames for their characters

hitmyspot ,

Turk turkleton begs to differ.

kilinrax , in Choose your loadout

Does E ship with a memorial John McAfee skin?

fadhl3y , in HUP!

If there was a 2nd crab it would be Python 2.7

kylua , (edited ) in Scrubs is pretty good

Oh Elliot. Such girl, perfect booty

To this day Scrubs still is the show with most hot girls I’ve watched.

Scrubs though. My favourite TV show and my first source of information for sex-related topics during my teenage years as we didn’t really have a pc until later and sex was, and still is, regarded as taboo to my Catholic parents.

I’m thankful this show exists.

TheAmishMan ,
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I still remember all the specific scenes i would pause on my ipod video in my early teenage years when i was doing… Research

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Voted most accurate TV medical show!

Other than all the babes, but I’m not complaining.

Case ,

I worked in a pediatric hospital… attractive ladies were a dime a dozen. All batshit crazy though.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

This is, uh, not the case in the south, unless you’re into Ruben.

6daemonbag ,

Not in my south. I had to switch pediatrics to follow my doctor, who left because one of the other doctors and an RN slept with a patient’s father. And they were all previously married. Everyone who worked there was attractive and also crazy. The new clinic is still filled with hot people, but they don’t sleep with patients’ guardians. AFAIK lol

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Uh, which hospital? No reason.

Poggervania ,
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Jesus Christ, how horrible! Which hospital was it specifically so I can avoid them in the near future?

Bakkoda ,

That’s exactly my type

kylua ,

Yes I remember that. Also it happened more than once that patients seeking treatment stopped by thinking that previously dismissed hospital resumed operations 😂

Fazoo ,
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Prior to House MD. Scrubs launched 2001 and House in 2004. House MD is arguably the most accurate medical show to exist, mainly because the majority of wacky medical mysteries came from actual doctors. It is still TV of course, but real stories can’t be beat by Hollywood make believe.

_bac ,

The cases may be real, however medicine is never done like in House.

Fazoo ,
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The application of cutting corners, but the actual science and interplay of symptoms is accurate.

AngryCommieKender ,

That’s what they are saying. Sure House is scientifically accurate as far as the symptoms and diseases.

Scrubs is far more accurate, because that’s what practicing medicine in a hospital can be like, and they show how medicine is actually practiced, as opposed to House’s “Superdoc” approach.

Fazoo ,
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That’s just turning the argument into “Do you want realistic medical science” or “realistic day to day operations of a hospital”.

I’m not going to argue over surveys and personal opinion. I’m in it for the science of disease, not how a hospital functions.

zatanas ,

A fair and valid point.
I like that these shows give us, the audience, the ability to see into a world which we may not already get a chance to do so on a regular basis, from different viewing angles, while still managing to keep the stories interesting in their own way.

I liked both shows. Each was great in their own merit.

Tavarin ,
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mainly because the majority of wacky medical mysteries came from actual doctors

Same with Scrubs. What makes Scrubs a lot more accurate is most of the times doctors aren’t dealing with crazy medical mysteries.

Noughmad ,

The medical conditions might be more realistic in House, but the process and behavior of people certainly aren’t.

It’s similar with programming on TV. If you look at Mr. Robot, all the hacking methods and computer jargon are really accurate, down to KDE vs. GNOME rivalry, but the plot is total fantasy and nobody behaves as real programmers do. On the other hand, Silicon Valley is more like scrubs - the software is made up, it’s a comedy, but the story and people are 100% realistic (except better dressed, since it’s still Hollywood).

Rossel , (edited )

Nah, not really. House has 2 episodes where the writers invented diseases (only 2 on the entire run is very respectable though), but more than that, it’s not realistic to have 4 docs working on one case all week. And the cases are very unrealistic in the sense that a lot are not mysteries. If you’re an MD/DO, you can see some of the diagnoses coming a mile away while House and his team pretend it’s a super rare thing. I particularly remember one of the Lyme disease episodes where I got the diagnosis almost immediately, and I was still on med school.

On the other hand, Scrubs gets the lifestyle of an intern right. Except there’s a lot less sex in real life lol.

EnderMB ,

For a long time I absolutely hated Zach Braff because he had an uncanny ability to have love interests that matched mine.

Sarah Chalke, Mandy Moore, Heather Graham, Elizabeth Banks, Tara Reid - basically a conveyor belt of women I was in love with as a teen.

TrismegistusMx ,
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perfect booty

You mean ole mole butt?

anarchyrabbit ,

Elliot was hot!! I had a huge crush on her. I was always like “JD! You dumass!”. I think this is a typical method to get viewers emotionally invested. Like Joey and Dawson in Dawson’s creek. Probably a ton of these examples.

kylua ,

+1 to the Elliot crush club

toynbee ,

Time to watch Rick and Morty!

Dingus93 , in WWJD

Hes just testing you bro

Frog-Brawler , in 🙃😵💀
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I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch's little periodical.

MisterFrog , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
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One of these things is not like the others

patomaloqueiro , in 🙃😵💀
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