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bjoern_tantau , in One can dream
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Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

orelow ,

Thanks, now I’m hungry for the ass of a giant.

NakariLexfortaine ,

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.

bjoern_tantau ,
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Pics or it didn’t happen!

Viking_Hippie ,

Time for a relevant xkcd

Guru_Insights99 ,

Pizza contains meat and cheese, which is harmful to animals! Please do not eat Pizza and consider adopting a vegan diet. Not only is it better for your health, you could be saving millions of lives.

Source: Am a former PETA member, but this comment isn’t sponsored in any way.

xthexder ,
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Amazingly, both vegetarian and vegan pizza exists.

Cysioland ,
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Look at their post history

xthexder ,
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Wow… they’ve been having quite the first day on Lemmy.

redhorsejacket , in copy paste

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  • rockSlayer ,

    The one that comes to mind for me is Privacy.com, though it’s a paid service. If you just want to have a random CC to get past those “we need a credit card to continue” paywalls, I recommend a fake person generator. They usually include a realistically fake CC

    JohnWorks ,

    Looks like privacy has a free plan available at least. Up to 12 cards it looks like.

    Stephen304 ,

    It’s worth noting that if you use privacy for free trials, they limit you to 3 cards linked to the same “merchant” (detected by the first transaction that goes through). After 3 cards you have to contact support to reset the limit for that merchant, so the single transaction cards are only good if you never want to shop there again because they immediately burn 1 use out of the limit.

    unique_hemp ,

    Revolut

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Never was able to get approved on this platform and never told me why. I’ve heard it’s quite problematic in US but works better elsewhere.

    unique_hemp ,

    Interesting, in the EU it’s been fine.

    CosmicTurtle ,

    I miss the days where almost every credit card company had one that was connected to your account.

    Discover had one. So did Citi…but now, it seems like it’s only Capital One.

    Fuck_u_spez_ , in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

    Ackshually, with only a few exceptions – and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren’t blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

    lugal ,

    Ackshually this has nothing to do with the meme which is about eco location as in they “see” perfectly at night

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

    Natanael ,
    angrystego ,

    Wow, that’s totally fascinating. Thank you!

    b00m ,
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    subscribe!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Gotta love them bat facts! I hope the next one is something surprising about guano!

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I only knew parts of that! Thanks, bat-man!

    lauha ,

    Actually, contrary to popular belief, the cats’ vision is way worse than humans. They have better night vision but over all it is worse.

    BolexForSoup , in the right reacting to a leftist meme
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    Drop “at” and “this.” Tighter joke, less visually irritating with the awkward pacing for reading. Great though lol

    StalksEveryone , in They really did.
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    this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

    ivanafterall ,
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    And the black kids.

    RIP_Cheems ,
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    Only horror movies I remember having black characters were the new scream and nope

    tal ,
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    House on Haunted Hill had Black Dude (Eddie) being one of the only two to make it out.

    pimeys ,

    Scream is so funny because it makes fun of this aspect of the movies…

    StalksEveryone ,
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    they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

    JackbyDev ,

    Scream is so good. I had never seen it and was left guessing until the end.

    RickyRigatoni ,
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    Then during rewatches you can spend the time guessing which ghostface did what.

    pimeys ,

    Me and my partner never really watched any horror movies, and now, when nearing our 40’s, we’ve been watching at least one classic every day. So far the best have been Scream, Color Out of Space and Aliens. So many to watch still before the month ends.

    Scream was very funny and scary.

    mindbleach ,

    Have you seen The Ring?

    pimeys ,

    Not yet. The next two movies are going to be Evil Dead and It Follows, maybe after?

    mindbleach ,

    Evil Dead’s a good series for what you’re doing. The first one is peak no-budget horror that hints at Sam Raimi’s style. The second is why everyone remembers the name. The third is good stupid fun.

    The Ring is plain horror. Bleak visuals, intense tone, flawless audio, fucked up a microgeneration. A+, would recommend. Heavily localized from a Japanese original in a way that feels… domestic. It’s why movies like The Grudge got remade for Americans, but the only hint it’s foreign was that it’s not about real estate.

    pimeys ,

    Evil Dead was amazing. Very nicely done for the low budget. Watching the two others and maybe the recent TV series too after this.

    The Ring is waiting in the queue.

    StalksEveryone ,
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    Might I encourage you to watch the scariest game never made? Or maybe a newer cult favorite? Its my opinion that first person game horror has surpassed film horror, if only because it requires you to be invested in surviving.

    Film horror and game horror can both be compared to a roller coaster.

    With film horror you ride the coaster and everything flows exactly as intended by the creator, it starts up, it climbs slowly, and drops accordingly to a set time. It’s beautiful, it works and everyone loves roller coasters.

    With game horror, you have start it up, you make it climb slowly, and you push yourself past the drop. And all that metaphorical mumbo jumbo doesn’t even account for the survival aspect involved in most horror games, which often involve intense jump scares.

    Player2 ,

    It’s a curve ball because it’s not what you expected going in

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Because they’re the dumbest and most unaware of what’s going on.

    makyo ,

    It’s actually all finally explained in Cabin in the Woods

    RaincoatsGeorge , in True next-gen graphics

    Starfield is just a mess. I think Todd assumed he could ride the Skyrim goodwill into the sunset with his subsequent games because he’s consistently failed to deliver since then. I love the jank of a good Bethesda game because at its heart you have a true rpg that lets you roam and complete quests how you see fit. Starfield removed the roaming and the exploration and left some very mediocre storytelling and quests in its wake. Without that magic you’re just left with increasingly awful jank that can’t be ignored.

    Thank god for Xbox game pass, I was only out about 15 dollars and was able to try the game without committing 70 dollars.

    qwertyqwertyqwerty ,

    I disagree that Starfield doesn’t let you explore like the other Bethesda games, it’s more like if you took the map of FO4, took 10% of each section and spread it across 10+ different planets. All of the content is still there…it’s just disconnected and feels barren because if you turn away from the pretty sections they made, there’s nothing around it. I don’t mind the storytelling, but the most of the quests are rough. If these quests were in any other game, the game would be considered generic and forgotten in a week. Also, the space combat is junk. I don’t know what good space combat looks like, but this isn’t it. It’s not rewarding, and I dread any time I encounter it.

    Seasm0ke ,

    I love the ship building aspect, but then I never truly get to use it. Feels like a waste. Also when you finally find a planet with life and do a survey, all of the buildings you go into on the way are buildings you’ve already seen and cleared. Enemies in the same spots. Items in the same spots. I love exploring in games and here its like… okay I guess ill just mine the same three rocks while I run 800m to a location that never seems to pay off. Sure would be nice if I could fly my dope ship over the horizon instead

    Transcendant ,

    Thank god for Xbox game pass,

    Same. I’d have been very disappointed if I paid full price, at £7.99 I don’t feel hard done by. It’s a decent game but Bethesda should be capable of so much better considering the time & money spent on the game.

    lichtmetzger OP ,

    Starfield removed the roaming and the exploration and left some very mediocre storytelling and quests in its wake.

    There are some great sidequests in Starfield. I started the game by just playing side quests and completely ignoring the main ones and it was awesome. I loved the Ryujin questline because I had a sneak-build and it was nice to just not be seen and wreak havoc. The one about the 200 year old starship and the AI ship were also pretty good.

    But then I did the Sarah romance questline which was written like a fanfiction by a twelve year old…and continued doing the main quests which were just like Skyrim in space. Starborn…Dragonborn…ugh.

    The first 40 hours were a solid 8/10 for me. Once I started doing the main quests, it dropped to 3/10. And the loading screens are just annoying after a while.

    nightdice , in That can only mean one thing

    Stop gatekeeping fandoms

    Omega_Haxors OP ,

    It’s a double-entendre on “really into”

    neptune ,

    I don’t get it either.

    cjf ,

    They watch the horny pokemon things, probably. Rule 34 and all that.

    Holzkohlen ,

    Oh, that’s nice. Something we can bond over then.

    shuzuko ,

    The joke probably would’ve been clearer had you mentioned Vaporeon 😏

    riodoro1 , in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

    Well they can go fuck themselves. Even if they pass it and messenger or whatsapp start (as in they totally dont already) scanning your chats and snitching I wonder how they are going to force other messaging services to comply.

    Serdan ,

    They can’t. It’s unenforceable.

    ruination ,

    I’d imagine if, say Signal, refuses to comply and gets banned from the EU, one could always use a VPN. I think that nothing short of either a full global ban or implementing a version of The Great Wall of China would allow these ridiculous laws to be enforced. Even then, there will always be ways around it for those willing to go the extra mile.

    Ferk ,
    @Ferk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why not just go for Tox or some other P2P serverless communication system? They can’t ban / go after a system that has no central servers, can they?

    Zerush , in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.
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    SnowBunting ,

    That looks so uncomfortable

    Stuka ,

    He could have found something with more than a string for a handle. That’s gotta hurt to carry.

    kamenlady ,
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    Looks improvised imo. Maybe he didn’t know and had to bag the dog somehow . At least the dog looks pretty comfy lol

    tchotchony ,

    Maybe for short times, but I’ve heard about dogs getting paralyzed at the groomers’ from being put in a harness for too long. Veins get pinched. And that’s with a harness meant for dogs, not something improvised like this.

    kamenlady ,
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    I hope it was a short trip, for both of them

    TheBat , in Public Transit my beloved 😍
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    This is one of my favourite meme format for some reason.

    Holzkohlen , in anyone?

    I think it’s still not available in the EU. Not that I’d download it if it were available.

    Lmaydev , in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

    The 90s will always be 10 years ago in my brain.

    Rodeo ,

    We existed in a different millennium.

    Rubanski ,

    If you are born 1999 and live until 101, you have lived through three centuries and two millennia

    HubertManne ,

    my grandfather was born in 1899 and wanted to make it to 2000

    Rodeo ,

    That’s a really shitty year to be born and I bet your grandfather had an intense life.

    HubertManne ,

    I don't know really as I only knew him as an old man. He did not make it but he came close. He grew up in ireland to so he saw some massive technological change.

    Rubanski ,

    You can barely fathom the changes he must have witnessed

    sweeny ,

    If you were born in the 90s there’s a real solid chance you’ll see the 2100s, longevity escape velocity baybee

    Perfide ,

    Same with 2000 kids. The new millennium started Jan 1st 2001.

    can ,
    VikingHippie ,

    This is the way.

    FlaminGoku ,

    Are you in your 30s/40s?

    I’ve noticed that there seems to be a time anchoring that happens around your formative years which is why most people think 10 years ago = high school || college age - 10.

    brain_in_a_box , in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

    It’s probably not logistically viable, but as a matter of principle, there is absolutely no reason why DPRK couldn’t host to world cup. It’s gone to plenty of worse countries.

    Aria ,

    It has only gone to worse countries.

    Rottcodd , in Every day we stray further from God's light.
    @Rottcodd@kbin.social avatar

    And I have the same reaction I have to most of these types of things - I wonder what it tastes like, and wish I could try it.

    I've never understood why these things trigger such uproar. It's not like it's poison or some sort of bodily secretion or something - it's just a somewhat unusual but entirely edible ingredient. And it could be good. So what's the problem?

    Omniraptor ,

    elaborate performative outrage is just fun for its own sake sometimes idk

    Rottcodd ,
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    I've suspected it's largely performative. I still don't really get it though.

    PaupersSerenade ,
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    I mean, there are some funny food rants out there.

    davis ,

    I agree. For example, I love cranberry sauce. I make it homemade and put it on everything during Thanksgiving. That includes Mac and cheese. And it’s really good! I wouldn’t be surprised if raisins could supply a similar sweetness.

    BudgetBandit ,

    I wanted to say “in Austria, they put „Preiselbeerkompott“ on Cordon Bleu and (ChatGPT said it’s called like that:) game like boar and pheasant“

    But the European Preiselbeere is just the smaller cousin of the Cranberry, they taste the same.

    I figured it’ll help anyone speaking German who reads this, so I typed it out after I got my answers.

    Polar ,

    Well a lot of people don’t like raisins, so that’s why it’s triggering an uproar?

    It’s weird that you are forgetting that not everyone likes every food.

    It’s awesome that you like raisins. Don’t need to dismiss those who don’t.

    Holzkohlen ,

    And I don’t like curry, but I’m not a acting like an upset 8yo every day that India exists.

    Polar ,

    That’s not the same, but okay.

    Imagine taking your favourite dish and adding something you hate into it. That’s the equivalent.

    CazRaX ,

    Still wouldn’t upset me because it doesn’t change what I eat.

    Polar ,

    It’s very cool that you’ve never had any opinions about food before. Congratulations.

    CazRaX ,

    It’s not that I don’t have opinions because I do, obviously, but I don’t get to the point where it upsets me because it does not affect me just like it didn’t affect anyone else. How I make food won’t be forced to change so it doesn’t matter if others do things differently.

    Polar ,

    You’re getting upset over people hearing about someone adding an ingredient they don’t like into a globally recognized dish, and saying “ew”.

    You’re acting like these people are protesting in the streets.

    Have a little fun, my guy. People reacting to this saying “ew” is okay. I also personally think the idea of it is gross, and personally I won’t be trying it. Even if it turns out to be amazing, the texture is too much for me, and that’s okay.

    CazRaX ,

    I’m not upset at all, I just commented on your favorite dish comment and then commented on your other comment that had nothing to do with mine. I also never said I mind how others react I said that I would not care because it would not affect me. I literally responded about me and spoke only for me you seen to think I was speaking for others.

    GlitterInfection ,

    Fun fact: There’s a cook book for cum.

    Tak ,
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    That’s not fun at all

    KnightontheSun ,

    Funner fact: There’s a cookbook for eating shit.

    spittingimage ,
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    Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

    anytimesoon ,

    Is there? What’s this book called… so that I know to avoid it

    KnightontheSun ,

    I’ve only ever seen one copy on an Australian YouTube channel. They were doing outback survival and they brought out this book as a joke. It was a real book though and I’ve sought it to have, but I think it was likely self-published so not many copies exist. How many publishers would commit to publishing such material? Not many. It is my white whale. This book of shit.

    Raxiel ,
    Iunnrais , in They are just the worst

    Uhhh… you got this meme format literally backwards. Red delicious apples definitely did not draw 25 on this card, because they look great but are dead inside.

    TootSweet ,

    Ok. I’m glad I wasn’t just missing some Gen Z surreal in-joke or simply missing something obvious.

    (Don’t get me wrong, I love Gen Z surreal in-jokes even if I’m older than Gen Z.)

    Custoslibera OP ,

    Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

    Well that’s what I get for being tired and making memes….I mean I was actually being super meta…yeah, that’s it.

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