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Gradually_Adjusting , in I have several questions, actually
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The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

Boone ,

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  • BilboBargains ,

    They walk on, they are toes.

    mykneedoesnthurt ,
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    "they'r"

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    New pronoun just dropped

    Boone ,

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  • AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
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    I mean, it’s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that’s because it’s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

    propaganja ,

    It doesn’t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

    FYI, both of you are overacting. It’s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

    I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING , in survival optional.

    Speaking as an American here… could we NOT park cars in the left lane. I’ve seen enough habits of drivers in other countries where the left lane is exclusively for passing, it’s so simple and superior for traffic but Americans be dumb selfish shits behind the wheel.

    dojan ,
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    Left is for passing. You may not overtake in right lane. At least that’s how it works in Sweden. Thus if left lane is slow, right is slower.

    TeckFire ,

    In the US, generally you cannot pass in the right lane except when the left lane refuses to move over despite having ample room

    TWeaK ,

    In the US it varies depending on which state you’re in and which way the wind is blowing up the cop’s asshole.

    KairuByte ,
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    I like this in concept. The issue is that we often get asshats who want to go slow in the left lane.

    When my options are to go 5 under the speed limit, or pass on the right, I’m passing on the right every time.

    nueonetwo ,

    You don’t understand, I have to turn left in 25 km and what if I can’t get back into my lane after I let you pass and I miss my turn. I’m not a confident driver so I am going to do what’s safest and best for me and everyone else can just accept it. I’m going fast enough at 5km over the posted speed limit and you can just slow down, life isn’t a race unless I need it to be.

    -The asshole I encounter daily on my commute.

    tilcica ,

    turn left WHERE. ON A HIGHWAY?? WAAAAAAAAAAAA

    nueonetwo ,

    My highway has lights because the gov’t was too cheap for clovers in the 90s.

    Flumsy ,

    They meant the left turn at the very end of the hifhway /s

    Flumsy ,

    Does this apply inside the city aswell? In Germany, this only applys outside the city…

    Iceblade02 ,

    In Sweden passing on the right is only permitted in two main scenarios.

    Rate of speed lower than 70kph, or the lanes go to different destinations.

    winterayars ,

    Where i live it’s fucking madness. People change lanes randomly, sit in the far left going 10 under the limit, pass on the right or left at seeming random, and sometimes just drive in the middle lane doing 30 mph in a 70 mph zone with their fucking hazards on. Don’t even get me started on their merge technique, jealousy and resentment are what rule people’s decisions and nobody has ever even heard of zipper merging. It’s a shock there aren’t more accidents than there are.

    I once watched someone sitting in the far left at the limit, come up against someone driving on the left going 10 under, decide to undertake, and then slow down to like 30 under to “punish” the person.

    I’ve changed lanes to pass only to have people change in front of me to block me, then change back when i changed back.

    But most of all, and it should be noted i drive a two seater sports car here, i’ve had people in their huge ass SUVs look over at me, MAKE EYE CONTACT with me, and then merge into whatever lane i was in at the time like they were trying to drive me off the road.

    Fuck!

    Lev_Astov ,
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve actually been pulled over for being in the left lane too long in the US, so it does happen, but not enough.

    TWeaK ,

    Did you get a ticket?

    I think the real trouble is that it’s hard to convict on that. It’s not like speeding, where you either are or you aren’t, it’s much harder to establish that you shouldn’t be in the outside lane. I mean, it seems pretty clear in most cases, but the lack of a clearly defined boundary makes it very difficult in law. This ends up making it feel like a waste of time to law enforcement, both police and courts, because they could be doing things that will be more likely to have the intended outcome.

    It’s really annoying though, because advanced driver courses sometimes do define it: 10 seconds.

    If you’re not overtaking within 10 seconds, you should move over. Personally, I find it easier to estimate a 7 second distance by eye - 10 seconds is quite conservative.

    Lev_Astov ,
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    No, they let me go with a warning, but while the one was talking to me, the other cop was peering in all my windows, so I’m pretty sure it was all an excuse to inspect people cars…

    Boxtifer ,

    It might be a density thing. I often notice that the left lane being full in dense city populations. Get a tad outside and it’s back to normal.

    Flumsy ,

    PARKING in the left lane? The hell? Isnt parking in any lane forbidden? Especially on a highway?

    I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING ,

    It’s a phrase some people use. Specifically prevalent in California. “Parking their Ass in the left lane” Means somebody driving in the left lane at 10mph below the speed limit.

    xia , in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    If they want to be more sure that all items are scanned, maybe they should hire and train people to do that.

    JokeDeity ,

    No no, one person is enough for 30 registers. 🙃

    ZombieTheZombieCat ,

    I am so sick and tired of having two people standing right behind me staring over my shoulder as I’m using self checkout at walmart. It makes me never want to go back there. I actually have never “forgotten” to scan anything, ever. Yet these mfs are breathing down my neck at every store, every time I go. Target is the opposite. I swear these LPs (the plain clothes people but with walkies, come on) and workers are next to me at all times when I’m shopping. But then they usually leave me be at self checkout. I guess by then their ridiculously invasive theft monitoring system has determined I’m not a threat or something.

    Fuck both of these companies. And fuck them even more for running every smaller company out of business so we have nowhere else to shop when we’re sick of being treated like criminals and sick of being sold garbage at some insane markup.

    Wooshock ,

    Or better yet actually have a more than a couple cashiers after 10:00 p.m. Walmarts are massive stores they’re not Buffalo wild wings or IHOP… You can’t run the whole place on one person. Needle dicks

    Tankiedesantski , in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

    Wtf based FIFA.

    empireOfLove , (edited ) in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

    This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

    workerONE ,

    I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

    lud ,

    Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

    RaivoKulli ,

    Were they very common?

    lud ,

    Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

    Madison420 ,

    The famous Roman legion rarely engaged in formation combat with sword and shield, more often Fighting started with spear and shield and moved to sword and shield.

    Sylvartas ,

    Also Vikings iirc

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    In a related story, artillery always beats infantry, hence David and Goliath. More at 11

    ENipo , in Its happening

    I could totally look this up, but for the sake of conversation: what consequences does the presence of microplastics have? I honestly don’t know

    gibmiser ,

    That’s the problem, we don’t really know yet.

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    And at this point finding a control group that isn’t contaminated is incredibly difficult if not impossible

    pineapplelover ,

    Maybe we can get one of those people living completely isolated from society.

    Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

    Even uncontacted tribes in the middle of nowhere islands probably have microplastics in their blood too. After all, they likely are eating animals that have microplastics. Stuff like this always gets worse the higher up the food chain you get, and humans are pretty high up.

    Olhonestjim ,

    Some might say the top, if you will.

    rifugee ,

    With the amount of trash in the ocean, I wouldn’t be surprised if even an uncontacted tribe is running around in mismatched sandals and drinking out of old plastic bottles.

    A guy I watch on YT has done a couple of short shipwreck survival challenges on some of the little islands off the coast of Australia. He starts barefoot and with no supplies and within an hour of scavenging the beach he has a pair of sandals, a half dozen bottles, both plastic and glass, and usually some fishing line or rope.

    isolatedscotch ,

    name of the channel?

    rifugee ,

    RoKKiT KiT

    He’s a laid back Aussie dude that does mostly ocean-based solo beach camping catch and cooks.

    I’m on the other side of the world, half a days travel from the ocean, so his channel provides me an interesting and often beautiful perspective of a life very different than my own.

    Killing_Spark ,

    If it’s actually present in clouds their water will be contaminated as well. They probably have a way lower exposure.

    TurboDiesel , (edited )
    @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

    So, the big stink about BPA (a type of plastic) e:below is that it interferes with certain hormones in the body. I don’t know for sure what the concerns are with other microplastics, but I do remember reading they strongly suspect they can do similar things to our endocrine systems, as well as being probable carcinogens.

    guyrocket ,
    @guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

    No. BPA is not a type of plastic. It is a compound used to manufacture plastic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

    As to the health effects, this is from the wikipedia article:

    Concern is mostly related to its estrogen-like activity, although it can interact with other receptor systems as an endocrine-disrupting chemical.

    Jaytreeman ,

    My entire life I've watched girls get breasts at a younger and younger age....

    dubyakay ,

    “Fertility rate and motility in sperm is down 50% and we don’t understand why!”

    SquareBear ,

    Something creepy about the above statement…

    Anyway: They are linking microplastics to infertility in men. It’s messing with the little swimmers. Figure the same would happen in most species.

    Jaytreeman ,

    Yeah, should have said 'noticed' rather than 'watched'

    chocobo13z ,

    Nah, they keep getting younger and younger, the girls stay the same age. Benjamin Button gets away with being creepy because reasons 😂

    sock ,

    i have zero idea and this is a guess

    maybe it could clog up systems if theres too much build up coz it doesn’t get broken down or smth

    like fish dying and having plastic shit clogging up their organs when cut open

    LwL ,

    There was an article i saw on here a few weeks ago about a study linking microplastics to changes in the brain that have been associated with dementia.

    Mostly we have no idea though.

    PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES , in And pizza, cant forget pizza.

    The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can’t stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    To add to that, leftovers should only exist when they’re planned leftovers, otherwise a person should start evaluating their grocerie shopping habits

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree most of the time but, sometimes, you just cant. Leftover salad? No. Leftover mayo? no. leftover, already half eaten sea food? NoNo.

    10_0 , in it's a secret mom's campaign to stop drinking out of the bottle....

    If you cannot stop the bleeding, reduce it until you can

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    There’s a reason the saying goes “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle”

    Reducing comes first, then reuse what you can, and recycle what you can’t.

    koorool ,

    Refuse > Reduce > Reuse > Repurpose > Recycle

    5 Rs rule

    luciferofastora ,

    What’s the difference between Refuse and Reduce here? I always took Reduce to mean using as little plastic as possible, which to m3 would include refusing the use of single-use plastics.

    Same with Reuse and Repurpose: Reuse it however you can, regardless of its original purpose.

    3 Rs has the rhetoric benefit of being a tricolon, which helps with keeping it concise and memorable.

    jaackf ,

    Refuse: use/buy an alternative

    Reduce: if you have to use it (or buy it), use /buy as little as possible / until there’s an alternative

    MuffinHeeler ,

    Would you like a plastic bag for your shopping?

    Refuse: No thanks.

    Reduce: I’ll take just 1 bag and stuff it all in there, don’t need 2.

    Repurpose: it’s ok because I’ll use this bag as a bin liner.

    luciferofastora ,

    Curious. To me, reducing to zero is reducing still, so bringing my own cloth bag instead counts as “reduce” for me.

    Thanks for your take, though!

    chiliedogg ,

    Refuse is the worst possible word to use here, given its alternate meaning.

    HurlingDurling , in the way it is
    SkySyrup ,

    i don’t know if I get the joke? could you please explain it because I don’t think(?) you’re trying to be racist

    Rendh ,

    It’s literally from the damn movie.

    SkySyrup ,

    ah lol ok

    SkySyrup ,

    bruh I said I was wrong - the hivemind can be so pathetic

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    We just have to deal with it for the moment…

    Lemmy is going through that middle-school/puberty age, with all the corny forced memes; (eg. The beans, stroganoff, etc. phases) bandwagon voting, and toying with the line between light-hearted and mean when trying to roast or joke around.

    balderdash9 ,

    Reddit is still bandwagon voting and they’ve been around for a decade. I think that’s just a function of having a downvote button on the internet. Almost made me want to join Beehaw

    EmperorHenry , in Don't get your hopes too high
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    give it time, people will come to their favorite instances with time. The best thing you can do is make your own posts to your favorite subs and cross post posts you see to other subs they fit into as well.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    When I first arrived in Lemmy the top posts were about 100 likes and 5 comments. It has grown so much since then that I was already super happy but then this week they launch Boost for lemmy (I was a boost user on the before times) and now my life is finally complete again. Have faith guys, things will get better!

    MedicPigBabySaver ,

    Boost is best! 🚀

    CanadianCarl ,

    I am more of a lurker. I browse and not post. I don’t have anything to add really.

    sycamore , in Don't get your hopes too high

    So you make a post, right?

    Right?

    nodimetotie OP ,

    Well, yeah, but sometimes I don’t think I can make a high-quality post to a community like “Data is Beautiful.” I was mostly a watcher. But you are right, of course, it’s in our power to bring communities to life.

    nx2 , in THIS WORLD IS TOO HECTIC FOR ME
    Apollo2323 ,

    They are probably overrated sometimes but mosr of the time they do some good stuff

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s all about the

    ✨ A E S T H E T I C S ✨

    No_Money_Just_Change , in Don't ask

    Don’t ask OP about the use of prepositions

    Walop , in I think ill shop somewhere else

    Fun fact: US has so weak food counterfeit laws and enforcement it has become the dumping ground for low quality oil or even mixed, making it an allergy hazard. If you haven’t gone out of your way to ensure you are getting the real deal, and paid a premium for it, you probably have never tasted genuine extra virgin olive oil. mashed.com/…/the-real-reason-your-olive-oil-is-pr…

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  • Wootz ,

    I don’t think “lightly” cuts it here

    PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

    This has been largely debunked.

    reev , in whatever convinces people that its a bad idea

    Meh, I think the concept of interfacing directly with the brain is really interesting, I just don’t know if an Elon company is the one I want doing it.

    Of course I’d rather have a brain interface that I didn’t have to implant though.

    jmcs ,

    Even if it’s not Elon Musk. Do you want to have brain surgery every 2 years to implant a new chip because the old one is obsolete?

    photonic_sorcerer ,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    No, the tech needs to be developed such that regular surgery is unnecessary.

    Scubus ,

    I agree, but even if I did have to replace it, say, once a decade, it would make the surgery much more likely to be a success. When you can control the restriction of blood flow using the bodies own mechanisms, shut off the immune response within that area to remove rejection, and control the pain with targeted painkillers all automatically, the chances of dying on the table go away down. Not to mention the possible benefits of controlling your perspective of time, controlling emotions, having a perfect memory, being able to experience perfect VR, being able to remotely control machines, learning instantly via a download, automated control of replacement/additional limbs, and elimination of exhaustion all make it pretty attractive.

    Uncle_Iroh ,

    I’d be completely fine with a usb port in the back of my skull to update it /s

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    Cyberpunk style

    Uncle_Iroh ,

    Would I be able to use my body as a generator to have my movement create electricity to charge my phone?

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    If so I am all for it. Just moving my charging mussle.

    Uncle_Iroh ,

    New green initiative! Jerk off to save the world!

    jmcs ,

    And now you need to replace usb-c with usb-d, unless you just bought an iPhone 30 then you need a thunderstorm cable (modeled after Steve Jobs dick).

    lars ,

    my USB-i’s are up here

    Uncle_Iroh ,

    That’s an impressively small connector!

    ButtholeSpiders ,
    @ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website avatar

    Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Whoa.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    If it was from Apple, you’d end up with all your body parts as dongles. Including, uh, your dongle.

    Uncle_Iroh ,

    Cyberpenis

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    I agree that the concept is interesting, but honestly the damage that could be done with something like that is just not worth it.

    With corporate greed you can’t be sure what weird step they decide to do next. And everything they do directly affects you. Not to speak of the possibility of getting hacked and having a weird version of the bee movie play in your head on loop.

    Infernal_pizza ,
    @Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

    Imagine ransomware for your memories

    Nepenthe ,
    @Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

    Either I cough up significantly more resources than I have, or they take decades of trauma away from me forever?

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