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girl , in Iced

famous examples of this in my family include “lava mountain” for volcano and “lamp hat” for lamp shade

lobut ,

Is your family bilingual or multilingual? I find that I do that type of translation between languages and it gets lost in translation.

girl ,

no, just forgetful lol

soggy_kitty , in Iron shooting

I always ask why they are hiring. It’s important to know if you’re a replacement or part of an expansion project.

If it’s the latter I ask them how many they are hiring and what the long term goal is.

Standard interview practice

MrGerrit , in do you guys have this movie?

You could also make one for vpn.

Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: “I’m totally from another country, do you have this movie?”

“Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!”

t_var_s , in Social Media Users
@t_var_s@lemmy.ml avatar

The button on the right comes pre-installed in your phone and has already been pressed.

can ,

And all your friends already pressed it and for some reason your local police counts on it.

clayh , in Seriously, so many buff Moons on my front page

Horny internet nerds prefer cartoons instead of real women

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Since when?

WarmSoda ,

Since anime and furries

m_r_butts ,

Furries were invented in 1976.

Xanthrax , (edited )
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

And were originally associated with smutty comics/ advertisements! Basically animal pinups that were supposed to be edgy.

I’m not even a furry, but I really loved this video about it. (It’s long form)

Taiatari ,

Well if you are not a furry then you might want to change the “we’re” to “were”

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

woops

ignotum ,

Freudian slip?

m_r_butts ,

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  • shalafi ,

    I had to explain this to a coworker 10-years ago and she thought I was fucking with her.

    “Go Google ‘furry’, but do it on your own PC. Can’t swear what you might see.”

    “OH MY GOD! YOU WEREN’T JOKING!!!”

    averagedrunk ,

    Fitz the Cat happened in '72.

    Guest_User ,

    But real women smell! (so do real men)

    peyotecosmico , in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

    Us: hahaha silly dog.

    Also us: oh a waterfall, I’ll check behind it.

    Omega_Haxors ,

    Those who do not check behind the waterfall do not deserve to see the fairy wonderland behind it.

    Hexarei ,
    @Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

    A vintage meme sir but it checks out

    HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

    Also also us: oh a lottery ticket that I know for a mathematical fact has such a tiny chance of winning that I’m literally more likely to be struck by a shark and eaten by lightning, well I’ll try my odds, who knows?

    Boozilla , in Influencerposting
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    What do do when you get paid by the hour not by the order: “Sorry, I didn’t get any of that, could you please repeat all of it?”

    Do that enough times and the customers in line behind the person will kill the “rapper” for you and we all win.

    CodingCarpenter ,

    Unfortunately won’t work. They are judged heavily by window times it’s why they’ll sometimes rush you through even if your orders not ready they’ll have you go wait in the parking lot. They start getting in trouble if those numbers go too high

    Toneswirly , in The Season of Warmth and Hope

    It’s a parody account you guys…

    Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.

    hungryphrog ,

    phew

    Catsrules ,

    Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

    MentallyExhausted , in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

    That’s an app bug.

    Custoslibera OP ,

    I’ve experienced it on Voyager and Memmy not a big deal but slightly disconcerting.

    drew_belloc ,
    @drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

    Something like this happens on liftoff, but only when the post crops the image

    roon ,
    @roon@lemmy.ml avatar

    I don’t think it was ever a bug on Voyager, at least I’ve never encountered it with long posts

    juja ,

    It happens to me on voyager. OP didn’t mention but I think they’re specifically referring to videos with vertical height larger than the screen. The video starts playing as you scroll and when the video is playing, I assume any touch gesture on the video is interpreted as video controls so you’re essentially stuck there without being able to scroll. Only way out is to kill the app and relaunch. Maybe it’s specific to iOS. It’s happening to me on iPhone 13 mini.

    paschko ,

    Exactly this happened to me once on voyager (iOS)

    DavLemmyHav , in le federation

    This gives off r/teenagers reddit army tiktok bad reddit good vibes

    SnotFlickerman ,

    I guess Elon Musk isn’t the only guy in his fifties whose brain is stuck in teenager mode.

    squish OP ,

    im 80, son

    Sheeple ,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Dementia it is then

    SnotFlickerman ,

    Hi 80, I’m son.

    squish OP ,

    yus

    XEAL , in Doesn't really matter, I get rekt either way.

    Pro tip: don’t have kids

    TexMexBazooka ,

    Kids aren’t for everyone, but mine saved my life. To each their own.

    NixDev ,

    Congratulations on having something that helped your life. That’s honestly great. But come on you have to admit they manage to find a way to mess up your personal time. Like clockwork my daughter will start waking up/have a nightmare/want attention/etc a few min after I get time to read/study/game/Netflix/etc…

    Kids are great and suck at the same time

    edit fix spelling

    TexMexBazooka ,

    That’s temporary. Kids grow, they age, they mature. After a while, you start to learn more from them than they do from you.

    Then they grow up and leave, they don’t need you anymore. I haven’t gotten there yet, and I’m both excited and afraid. But one day, if you love them, and if you prepare them, they will return the favor. They’ll be there when you grow old. They’ll be there to support you, as you were them.

    The “kids suck” mentality is true, I agree, kids suck. But they only suck if you have a very narrow view on your and their lives.

    pigup ,

    This guy reproduces

    Robin_net ,

    Kids who have supportive parents will always need their parents even if they leave and are self sufficient. I’m sure your kiddos will still need you for a long time.

    MrVilliam ,

    I’m not who you were replying to, but I wanted to voice that I’m in the narrow-minded “kids suck” camp. I’m too selfish to be a great parent, so I’ve elected to not be a parent at all. I’d be okay, maybe even good at it, but I’m all too aware of the freedom and the financial stability I’d be giving up to be a parent, and for that I know that I’d resent my child for taking that from me even if I consciously tried not to.

    I have other additional reasons, but the strongest reason is that I like the ability to take my wife on spontaneous trips to wherever or just shut down and focus on myself. Parents can’t do that, at least not whenever they feel like it.

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    At least you recognize your lifestyle doesn’t mesh with having kids.

    Just for recognizing that, you’re off to a better start than the parents who resent their kids for existing and makes sure the kid knows it every day.

    Kusimulkku ,

    Some people like having and raising kids

    XEAL ,

    Someone has to work for the rich…

    Kusimulkku ,

    wat

    seitanic ,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Top lifehack.

    Enzy ,

    Pro tip: don’t

    PerogiBoi , in Funtastic 😅
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    WSL allowed my stupid Windows desktop to run Pihole. Very cool? Meh.

    Not as cool as running Pihole on an old android phone. Somehow that’s much more stable.

    netchami ,

    Everything that doesn’t involve Microsoft is more stable.

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    Meh, Microsoft has put out some shitty fucking software but Windows XP, 7, and 10 were tight.

    The only time any of these OS’s fell apart was when I downloaded viruses from sketchy sites.

    netchami ,

    I will never understand why people liked Windows XP, I’d rather use Gentoo Linux from 2002 compiled from a stage 1 tarball than this steaming pile of shit. Windows 7 was solid, but 10 was (again) the biggest piece of garbage. Horrible UWP UI, Cortana, the garbage Windows Store, the Windows Phone integration, the useless Xbox app, the shitty version of OneNote, crappy MS Edge, Candy Crush ads in the fucking start menu and tons of data collection. Oh yeah, what a great operating system!

    grue ,

    I will never understand why people liked Windows XP, I’d rather use Gentoo Linux from 2002 compiled from a stage 1 tarball than this steaming pile of shit.

    It was necessary for games. (Source: I dual-booted Windows XP and Gentoo Linux in 2002.)

    merc ,

    Games is one of the blockers for me. I’m really hoping the Steam Deck changes things so that Windows is no longer needed at all.

    Right now we’re just on stage 1, where almost everything that runs on the Steam Deck needs a compatibility layer. I’m hoping that the next step is developers building for Linux as well as Windows to run better on the Steam Deck, which would mean zero performance loss playing on a Linux desktop.

    grue ,

    Dude, I said I needed Windows for games in 2002. I’ve been Linux-only for gaming for the better part of a decade now.

    As long as you’re okay with skipping the few games from asshole developers who deliberately make it difficult, the transition you’re hoping for already happened.

    Redscare867 ,

    I don’t game much, but with the few games I do occasionally play I’ve had really good success at getting them to run on Linux under proton. It’s way better than it was even a few years ago.

    merc ,

    It’s the “under proton” I don’t like. It means the performance is never going to be 100% of what you get if you run it natively. Maybe in 90% of games the performance is close enough that I’d never notice, but I play enough games that for now it makes sense to have a dedicated game OS, which is all Windows is these days to me.

    CancerMancer ,

    You’re underestimating the performance gains from getting rid of the Windows overhead though. Somethings run so much better that it is kind of absurd.

    helios ,
    @helios@social.ggbox.fr avatar

    Honestly, I don’t see a difference performance wise. There was even this game I’ve played called Gunfire reborn that was running noticably better under proton compared to win10 on my system. The actual problem that’s still ongoing is games with anti-cheat though. Apex Legends enabled EAC on linux and it works like a charm, but most game devs don’t care.

    ILikeBoobies ,

    Preinstalled

    Same as every other version

    casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

    The security on XP was comically bad. When people say “physical access is full access,” they aren’t even considering XP despite it being the textbook definition to the phrase. You were able to access the command line without even logging in.

    KSPAtlas ,
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Yeah, i found an old laptop running xp that had a password i didn’t know, was ridiculously easy to reset it, just reboot to safe mode and change it there

    bobs_monkey ,

    Insert BIOS password. Not foolproof, but helpful for detering people that weren’t going to open the box

    casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

    I’m talking without the need to reboot or enter BIOS

    bobs_monkey ,

    Oh I know, I’m just saying a BIOS password helped mitigate the safe mode security flaw

    bobs_monkey ,

    For the record, hot single milfs in your area are typically not found by “clicking here.”

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    Ya only know if ya try

    bobs_monkey ,

    That’s how you get a different kind of virus lol

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    Thank god for amoxicillin.

    stjobe ,

    BizTalk was (is?) a solid and also quite impressive product. That said, I’m happy I haven’t had to work with it for years 🙂

    30p87 ,

    One would think this only involves their operating spyware system, but all of their “professional” software is just as bad too!

    netchami ,

    Nothing about Microsoft is professional.

    z500 ,
    @z500@lemmy.world avatar

    I thought it was pretty cool I could migrate my RISC CPU design from Logisim to Verilator, and even throw in some GTK so I could display some video, and have it all just work.

    MonkderZweite ,

    Well yeah, stable running on unstable is still unstable. Cant’t build a fundament on sand. etc.

    Rodeo ,

    I think the word you’re looking for is “foundation” lol

    fundament
    noun

    1. The buttocks.
    2. The anus.
    3. The natural features of a land surface unaltered by humans.

    In practice the word is almost always used in the adjective form “fundamental”, which actually refers more to a foundation than a fundament.

    Socsa , in Gambling is addictive

    I have personally seen gambling fuck up way more lives than drugs, and this was before it was being shoved down our throats. It’s honestly disgusting how shameless the advertising has been, getting people to gamble like degenerates in “garbage time.” Or poking fun at people “losing their shirt” in Buffalo. And don’t even get me started at how they are using fantasy sports to get kids hooked early.

    Fuck this so much. I know entire families - children, parents, grandparents - who’ve been put through hell over this.

    Wogi ,
    tehfishman ,

    Man I really feel for that guy. I know it’s easy to poke fun because it’s the Internet, but he’s clearly in genuine emotional pain

    captainlezbian ,

    Yeah no if he blew all his money on booze we’d be sympathetic to him as he’d be obviously a serious alcoholic. This is an addict suffering at the hands of his addiction.

    Cookiesandcreamclouds ,

    Did they choose to start gambling? Or did someone force them?

    DreadPirateShawn ,

    Did you choose to be an ass who misses the point? or did someone force you?

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    It doesn’t matter if they choose to start, it matters that they weren’t able to stop, gambling and alcohol have both been extremely normalized in our society and are destroying lives. We shouldn’t have ads shoved down our throats for industries that profit off of destroying people’s lives for a quick buck. Shit aint right. I’m not saying make the industries illegal, just make the ads illegal. Saying drink responsibly at the end of an alcohol ad isn’t making anyone less of an alcoholic. And the tiny ass barely readable gambling addiction hotline isn’t gonna help anyone with a gambling addiction from getting hooked on sports Gambling which is one click away on the app store.

    Cookiesandcreamclouds ,

    It definitely matters that they chose to start.

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hmmm then maybe we should make ads glamorizing gambling illegal. I really dont understand what you are trying to say with your comments here…

    nonfuinoncuro ,

    trying to blame the victim

    techt ,

    It matters from a cause-and-effect standpoint, but you’re callously and self-righteously blaming their whole situation on it. That you stop trying to understand the situation at that point reveals that you’re using it as an excuse to blame peoples’ suffering exclusively on their personal choices to feel better about yourself. That completely ignores any circumstances, predatory draws, nonstandard brain chemistry, or other factors outside of their control and assume they had perfect, complete knowledge of the situation and consequences at the time – which is honestly silly.

    Cookiesandcreamclouds ,

    Choice.

    techt ,
    archomrade ,

    Mississippi grind is an absolutely incredible depiction of just how sad and devastating gambling addictions are. I can’t recommend that movie enough (as long as you’re ready for some sad storytelling).

    Livestream online gambling is another one of those absolutely abysmal modern exposures that is going to completely destroy the lives of young men as they grow up, and I can’t believe it’s still legal

    JewGoblin ,

    yup, I worked at a horse track when I was in HS, and the gamblers AKA addicts had the exact same behaviors as drug addicts.

    poor people getting exploited by the rich, but legal

    Zana ,

    My step dad committed suicide after losing our rent money at the video poker machine at the bar.

    It had such a big impact on our family that four years later my mom did too after struggling with depression over it.

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m so sorry for your loss, hope you are doing ok.

    Zana ,

    Thank you, it’s been five years since the loss of my mom. You never get over it, just better at dealing with it. I was never close to my step-dad.

    steeznson ,

    The fantasy sports are all about evading local gambling laws. Since only a handful of states even allow sports betting the only way to operate in those states is to have something which is legally distinct from gambling (even though it clearly is). It’s similar to pachinko parlours in Japan.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

    YESSSSS COUNTRYBALLS

    DuncanIdaho , in Public Transit my beloved 😍

    In the UK in the 1960s the Government fabricated “evidence” about train use so they could cut about 70% of the railways and sell the land on. It was known as the Beeching Report iirc.

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