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Norgur , in Are you winning so…

"Starting at 100 subscribers, you're paying rent!"

sincle354 ,

Look man, I ain't an social media manager but 20,000$ is 20,000$.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If ya got it, flaunt it.

Mango ,

Yes Daddy.

bruhduh ,
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I bursted with “pekora laugh” because of your comment www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHHufnD9H7c

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Let's see them Lemmy.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Majestic!

    robocall ,
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    THICC CAT

    joyjoy , in Conservatives: keep it down!

    The “trustworthy” porn companies are unwilling to serve to regions that require them to store government IDs.

    Source: All the good porn sites blocked my state.

    kautau , (edited )

    Because that’s like them having to become HIPAA compliant. The amount of work with the potential of breaches and lawsuits isn’t worth it by any means.

    Also, I can’t recommend Mullvaad enough as a VPN. I’m on the east coast of the US and can exceed 1gbps down with a connection in Sweden, or max out my bandwidth on servers closer to me.

    perishthethought ,

    Mullvaad

    Or Mozilla VPN if you want to use the same tech and also support our friends at Mozilla.

    kautau ,

    That’s true, Mozilla VPN is mostly just a wrapper around mullvaad, so basically giving mullvaad their standard vpn rate and Mozilla another 5 dollars

    ursakhiin ,

    My hot take was “the notoriously hackable companies are now trusted to not get hacked”

    samus12345 , in c/piracy
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    ReplicantBatty ,

    Ok now listen here u little shit

    NickwithaC ,
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    pearsaltchocolatebar , in a32 5g battery died and samshit wont repair it because of magisk, so i made this meme

    It’s illegal for them to do that, BTW. They have to prove magisk damaged your battery.

    I ran into this with Dell when they tried to claim after market RAM was the reason a CPU core wasn’t responding to interrupt requests.

    All it took was asking for the diagnostic data showing that the aftermarket RAM caused it to get the warranty repair approved.

    You just gotta push back until they cave. Maybe ask for their mailing address for your FTC report or for the number to their legal department (most call centers are terrified of escalating anything to the actual company).

    But, don’t directly threaten legal action, because they’ll stop the call right there.

    db2 ,

    It’s illegal for them to do that, BTW. They have to prove magisk damaged your battery.

    And you have to be able to afford those rights. If you can’t afford to sue them then you’re screwed.

    chiliedogg ,

    That’s where the arbitration clauses they make you agree to are actually helpful.

    THEY have to pay for arbitration. You don’t need an attorney, and generally they’ll just take care of you because it’s cheaper than hiring an arbiter.

    funkycarrot ,

    Isn’t forced arbitration when the jury deciding on the case is on the payroll of the company you’re having the problem with in the first place?

    chiliedogg ,

    Not exactly.

    It’s when there’s a third-party arbiter. In the case of customers seeking damages against these companies, the arbitration agencies are paid for by the company, but often there’s a list of arbiters the complainant can choose between.

    My personal strategy has always been to pick the most expensive one so that whether I win or lose, the company stags to lose more money on the process than by simply making me whole.

    The real reason for forced arbitration is because it makes DIY class action suits impossible.

    Otherwise, a company with a class action waiver would find themselves facing 10,000 cases from the same law firm instead of 1 case with 10,000 plaintiffs.

    With forced arbitration they can skip out on the cost process entirely and make the defendant do more leg work.

    And, importantly, there’s no precedent with arbitration. Losing the first case doesn’t necessarily snowball into you losing the next 9,999 cases with identical facts.

    funkycarrot ,

    Ah, interesting…

    pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    If you read further, I give suggestions on how to do that without a lawyer.

    It’s going to cost the company more money to call their lawyers than just doing the repair, so it usually doesn’t even take a ton of push back.

    empireOfLove2 , in Bottleneck theory
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Wait did you just teach me evolutionary bottleneck theory through a damn meme

    Klear ,
    empireOfLove2 ,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    IT WAS A SUNDAY NIGHT, I DID NOT PLAN ON DOING ANY LEARNING WHATSOEVER.

    MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE AND MY WEEK IS RUINED. THANKS.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    MasterNerd , in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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    I think the handle’s a little short

    xavier666 ,

    The maker is probably not aware of the current battery sizes

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,
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    He might be schocked by a batteries potential

    xavier666 ,

    While making such devices, one should be grounded to reality to avoid making such mistakes

    SomeBoyo ,

    We don’t know. There is no banana for scale.

    Natanael ,

    Banana plugs for scale

    milicent_bystandr ,

    The three types of circuit:

    • short circuit
    • long circuit
    • banana circuit
    Fixbeat , in I can't stress enough how much I don't care.

    I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

    TrickDacy ,

    I think it’s pretty easy to understand: “I do not care to hear about it”. they never once said “it doesn’t bother me to hear about and this post proves that”

    lobut ,

    lol, that could be apart of that meme:

    you care so little that you made a meme about it

    I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about

    We are not the same.

    Custoslibera OP ,

    I commend your not even knowing what I’m talking about.

    My curiosity got the better of me because of reading other people’s comments.

    I’d google ‘gloxxon cancelled’ because I thought it was actually a legitimate news story but it turns out he was embroiled in a high school level fight with Dinglebingle the reaction channel over saying his child had a watermelon shaped head.

    kn33 , in Need to update the meme

    Nah, take the W for the moment

    z3rOR0ne , (edited )

    To be fair, it would have been more of a W if Kissinger had died a long time ago. This is more like a really late consolation prize.

    Though the same could be said of Trump, he has a lot more potential years (possibly even decades) of havoc to wreak. I guess, like our constant companion, Death, I’ll have to take what I can get.

    Wogi ,

    Trump isn’t nearly a healthy as Kissinger was. Give him 10, tops

    nUbee ,

    However, within these 10 years, he could do damages that will long outlast him.

    Wogi ,

    But if he were in prison tho ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

    neptune , in $1 grilled cheese

    A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

    You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

    jonsnothere ,

    What the fuck is a subreddit?

    neptune ,

    It’s a place where subs can gossip about their doms

    Mrkawfee ,

    Thanks for that classic.

    subtext ,

    To this day my friends know not to call a melt a grilled cheese around me or they’re going to hear my shitty retelling of this.

    frazw ,

    As a non American, where I am from, we call them toasties. Cheese toasties, cheese and tomato toasties, etc.

    I don’t know of any puritans who argue about what a true toastie is, but I may have lived a sheltered life. People will argue about anything.

    MrScottyTay ,

    Toasties are the way!

    And yeah I’d argue what makes a toastie is much more lenient than the american counterparts.

    I’ve seen a toastie been called a toastie just because it was essentially a sandwich with toast.

    Tippon ,

    No! My wife calls sandwiches made with toast toasties, and it’s wrong! These bad people need to be punished

    Fish ,

    Huh. As an American, I thought my mom was the only person who referred to them as cheese toasties.

    Dagwood222 ,

    NO THEY WON’T!! STOP LYING!!

    [jk]

    coaxil ,

    Aussie??

    daemoz ,

    Who calls a panini a jaffle for $500?

    Jimmycrackcrack ,

    If we’re going to dive straight in to the pedantry then: a panini, in English speaking countries is usually referring to a heated sandwich made from bread that is a roll (long rather than square, with an outer crust and sliced lengthways in half), usually some form of Italian bread in keeping with the Italian namesake. Panini’s as far as I’m aware are filled with anything you want, but specifically are heated, usually (or exclusively?) in a press of some kind. Jaffles are like toasties, I’d personally call them a subset of toastie, heated in a specific type of press called a jaffle machine and made only with sliced, square, toast style bread as you’d likely get in a cheap, pre-sliced and packaged loaf. The type of press is important to qualify as a jaffle, as is the bread type and shape because these machines will only fit certain standardised bread types and needs to seal shut during heating. When you put a filled sandwich (with just about any filling combo but almost always with cheese), built with two, square, toasting slices, in to a jaffle machine the shape of the cavity in this machine forces a diagonal division between two opposing corners of the bread which also squashes the filling in to either of the two bread triangles formed on either side of this diagonal. The section of dividing line between the triangles compresses the two slices of bread together in that section, which gets particularly hot and forms a snappable, dark coloured ridge between the two halves of the jaffle. When your jaffle is done, it comes out as a single object with the two halves stuck together by the dividing line, but to eat, you typically apply pressure to each opposing half causing the brittle, dividing line to snap giving you two triangular halves of a sandwich with filling completely sealed inside.

    You could perhaps say ‘who calls a panini a toastie for $500?’, because toasties have a much broader, looser definition like paninis. Even though the classic ‘toastie’ will more likely be similar to a jaffle, (though crucially not heated in a jaffle machine and thus not having the jaffle shape imposed upon it), it could actually be any bread and just about any filling (though almost always including cheese), much like a panini.

    I really don’t like jaffles and I have noticed a decline in their popularity as I’ve gotten older. They are a good idea in theory, but in practice, because the machine crimps the perimeter of the bread slices together and also the dividing line between the halves as well, you end up with burning hot filling and steam sealed and squashed inside of two bulged areas, one for each triangle. Those crimped edges and dividing line mean eating one involves a chore of biting through a lot of plain, unfilled, nearly burned toast before getting to all the filling which having been trapped inside is ridiculously hot and inevitably burns you. It also means that, the contents tends to get kind of steamed during cooking, making things quite flabby. Much prefer a toastie made in a sandwich press, which is basically a panini press minus the grill lines.

    Tippon ,

    You’ve just described a toastie and toastie maker. I don’t know what this jaffle nonsense is all about, but it sounds like someone is sneaking toasties through customs in a dodgy trenchcoat!

    Jimmycrackcrack , (edited )

    Jaffles and their associated machine are represented here

    Toasties here and here, and here, and here where it doesn’t even have a lid, and this one which should really just be called a Reuben but the Aussies stick “toastie” on as a suffix.

    Note the variety of breads and fillings. Toasties are a very flexible concept.Those toasties have been cooked any number of ways, under a grill (broiler to the yanks), in a pan, hell even a toaster followed by a microwave, also very commonly in one of these, a sandwich press, which as you can see is flat and and does not seal. Those also sometimes come with little ridges for grill lines like the American panini presses, but I prefer this style as it’s more versatile.

    If you google image search toasties you’ll probably see a few jaffles in the results but if you search jaffles you’re going to pretty much only see… jaffles, which have that characteristic shape imposed by that particular machine.

    In conclusion all jaffles are toasties, but not all toasties are jaffles. If it’s been made in a machine that imposes that particular jaffle shape on to it by way of sealing the sandwich in like a waffle iron, then it’s a jaffle.

    Tippon ,

    Nope, that’s a toastie maker, plain and simple.

    I’ll accept that your first three images could get away with being called toasties, but making a sandwich with a slice of toast doesn’t count. Open topped sandwiches of any kind should be taken out and shot, however they’re prepared. I’ll give cheese on toast a pass, but only because it’s a separate category.

    Just because people mistakenly call toasties ‘Jaffles’, doesn’t mean that’s what they are. It’s wrong. Wrong I tell you! Jaffle’s not even a real word!

    I really want a toastie now :(

    frazw ,

    Brit

    Hiro8811 ,

    Oh, Great Sage please teach us your ways

    randombullet ,

    I love this copy pasta

    thetreesaysbark ,

    Whilst this was a very entertaining read, you dropped your pedanticness (pedantry?) when you started calling Lemmy communities ‘subreddits’.

    If we can’t call a tomato and cheese toasty a grilled cheese with tomato we definitely can’t call these communities subreddits! :D

    chumbalumber ,

    I regret to inform you that it is in fact a Reddit copypasta, and not original content.

    thetreesaysbark ,

    I feel betrayed

    neptune ,

    It’s a copy paste from reddit and I didn’t feel like editing the glory

    interdimensionalmeme ,

    Grilled cheese with bacon is grilled cheese

    I_am_10_squirrels ,

    Bacon melt

    HerbSolo ,

    if italians invented the grilled cheese

    AstroLightz , in time to code

    The one bug programmers cannot patch: procrastination.

    Zink ,

    My hyper focus makes me a good programmer. Unfortunately I only activate it every couple days. With their powers combined… I’m worth keeping employed. 👍🏻

    gsfraley ,

    Oh god, I feel this in my soul. I feel so fortunate that most people only see the running average of my work output and not a live feed of what I’m actually spending my time doing.

    EatYouWell ,

    A good dev leader should know how adhd and autistic people work.

    gsfraley ,

    Luckily my boss does, bless him. If I ever leave the company, his attitude is one of the things I’ll miss the most.

    EatYouWell ,

    I’m not a dev, but I’m on the infrastructure side of the house, and this is me to a T

    peopleproblems ,

    If it works right?

    That’s what I always say.

    xintrik ,

    The problem is definitely when I’m not working.

    Uniquitous ,

    Big same.

    hrimfaxi_work , in they are very fragile...
    @hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

    Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train’s impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure… which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    You are a poet.

    ExLisper ,

    And killed the driver (who I think is called and engineer but I’m not sure and I’m not going to look it up because I don’t feel like but even though it would take me less time to actually check than to write this explanation but to hell with it) who represents the middle class.

    amanneedsamaid ,

    Also add that the child is slipping a stack of Benjamins into Supermans trunks.

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly switching the places of the boy and Superman would probably work.

    DrCake , in that look tho

    If slick tyres are used in F1, they’re good enough for me.

    IWantToFuckSpez ,

    Make sure you use your tire warmers every morning.

    FinalRemix ,

    Use the butane crack torch. Got it.

    Nurse_Robot , in Get the boat

    Yes, as long as the producer consents

    Khrux , (edited )

    I’ve often had this silly scenario in my head.

    You walk into a celebrated high class restaurant, and at the bottom of the menu, it reads “Human meat steak. $10,000”. You ask the waiter who fetches the chef. The chef comes out and explains that after decades honing his craft, he feels like he’s a master of his craft, and now he’d love the honour of cooking a steak taken from his own body. If anyone purchases the steak, a skilled surgeon will remove half a pound of meat safely from the chef, who will then prepare it for you, and the chef is visibly keen to serve this.

    As a vegetarian, I honestly don’t feel that this would bother me, if I had money to spend, the only reason I wouldn’t go for it is that I’d worry the chef would come to regret giving up chunk of his ass or leg or whatever, and I’d be partially to blame, or that the chef was not thinking straight otherwise.

    Most entertainingly, I think it would be vegan.

    rwhitisissle ,

    This situation kinda reminds me of John Locke talking about slavery. He says that for some rights to be truly inalienable, that people themselves should not have the ability to willingly surrender them, such as by willingly selling themselves into slavery. Now, yes, John Locke owned stock in a slave trading company, so he’s a hypocrite in that regard, but I digress. I feel like this is one of those things where people shouldn’t be allowed to physically sell parts of their body for consumption, as “not being eaten by other people” is one of those inalienable rights we should have as a society.

    oshitwaddup ,

    Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways 😎

    but to a degree I agree. in that chef example, at any point the chef could revoke consent and stop at any time. Likewise, somebody shouldn’t be able to sell themselves into slavery but it would be fine to agree to do work for free or under slavery conditions as long as you can revoke consent at any time. But the right should be inalienable such that nobody should be in a position where they could be coerced into doing that, it would have to be 100% voluntary and enthusiastic. Like if somebody was in a position where it was either agree to being a slave or be homeless or starve or otherwise suffer, then I would argue society has failed them, we didn’t protect their rights adequately

    rwhitisissle ,

    Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways

    Right, but there’s no more harm that could come to you after you’re dead, so being an organ donor wouldn’t really qualify in this context. Your organs being donated after death diminishes you in no way and also potentially enriches the lives of others.

    Jorgelino ,

    You don’t have to be dead to donate organs. And donating something like a kidney does impact your health.

    rwhitisissle ,

    Sure, but also on a very basic level organ donating is not the same thing as selling yourself into a lifetime of inescapable slavery.

    Jorgelino ,

    For sure, but i’d argue it’s maybe comparable to the chef example.

    RQG ,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    I think this is a fantastic thought experiment. Thanks for sharing.

    Aabbcc ,

    Is roadkill vegan

    Nurse_Robot ,

    Did roadkill consent?

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    How about all the bugs you splat on your windshield?

    RedditWanderer ,

    It actually gets worse… i saw this post here on lemmy.

    When someone replied to her exactly that, she said she “didn’t always consent because she doesn’t always feel like it but she does it for her baby, is that still vegan??”.

    She was looking for fight imo.

    Nurse_Robot ,

    Yeah, she probably was. No one argues against a baby having milk, otherwise the baby would literally die.

    swab148 , in i think he could
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    BackOnMyBS ,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    oh no 😦

    dipshit ,

    This kills the hedgehog.

    Even_Adder ,

    Sonic can take the Gs. This is only a problem for humans.

    swab148 ,
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    More loops necessary, then.

    pewnit ,
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