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Cuzscience , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

The Marriotts. Not huge fans of alcohol.

kat_angstrom , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

Those two kids look like they’re related. They may also be neighborhood troublemakers, from the look of that baseball bat the one is holding.

Also, that’s a weird looking bush in the background, pretty sure that’s either AI or UI

Empricorn ,

UI? Are you saying “User Experience” made this person? Wild if true…

kat_angstrom ,

No, I’m just shit-posting, my bad

Empricorn ,

Sorry, it was just irritating my UTI.

kat_angstrom ,

Oh snap, super my bad then

MotoAsh , in Anti-Hero

I mean, I’m absolutely positive the list on the left are much harder targets to strike. The Olympics in a major city in a country that’s already used to dealing with ISIS-like terrorists is going to go over worse than a lead balloon, America is far away and overpoliced as is, and Israel already loves shooting Muslims for no reason…

Taylor Swift is the obvious choice.

shalafi , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

Discworld wizards represent!

Quetzalcutlass ,

Ponder Stibbons inserts another punch card into Hex. Ants flow through tubes and gears begin turning.

Trainguyrom ,

I’ve been slowly reading through rimworld and honestly I love how Pratchett balanced out the existence of magic by making it such a pointless persuit that wizards are basically just beurocrats

Entertainmeonly , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

Are those blueprints?

HonkTonkWoman ,

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

TheDoctor , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart
@TheDoctor@hexbear.net avatar

How people think wizards would talk:

Behold! I have unfurled powers beyond mortal comprehension!

How wizards would actually talk:

If I hear, “why don’t you just channel the infernal essence through an ephemeral plane?” one more goddamn time from someone who hasn’t actually read the fucking rune diagrams, I’m going to lose my shit.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

In other words, wizards do exist, they are just called IT specialists.

a_little_red_rat ,

They would 100% be trying to peddle ape runes inscribed with XP cost (for extra permanency) as the next big investment opportunity

fox ,

The ape is merely a representational avatar! The true value of the rune lies in possessing it, for it identifies you as a member of an elite cadre of ape rune possessors.

xavier666 ,

RTFR - Read the fucking runes!

KingThrillgore , in The hulkster won't stand for fair wages BROTHERRRR
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

And the Hulkster just talked his way out of a biopic by Todd Phillips of Joker fame.

Oops.

Ghostalmedia , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

The Marriotts are mormon.

So maybe a hot chocolate.

taiyang ,

Ohhhh, feeling adventurous!

I’d have guessed a nice tall glass of milk.

not_woody_shaw , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

They remind me of the Bob’s from Office Space.

SnotFlickerman , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The reader delved too deep into the tomes of J.R.R. Tolkein.

nondescripthandle OP ,

Right now im reading Kafka so im trying not to adopt too much of it into my lexicon or people may think im more autistic than I actually am.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You don’t want to end up like Gregor Samsa!

nondescripthandle OP , (edited )

Oh I won’t, dude woke up a bug and tried to go to work still. If I so much as stub my toe in the morning I’ll just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. Though I do relate with how it took him a dozen pages to get out of bed.

BlastboomStrice ,
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

I know thats not the point of the story, but that guy kinda wasted a chance of creating an army of bugs and become a real hero. Such a shame.

On the other hand, we got a very good story full of misery:)

shneancy ,

fuck it’s so hard to resist the urge to mimic (though probably poorly) the writing style of the book i’m currently reading shakes fist at neuroplasticity

cogitase , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'

If you use change tracking you will have a record of the creation process in some detail.

popsci.com/…/track-changes-in-word-google-doc-pag…

SpaceNoodle , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

“If”

You realize embedded systems engineers are real, right?

kboy101222 ,

And if anything qualifies as esoteric, arcane knowledge, it’s embedded systems programming

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d say OS and driver programming is also in that category. It is the deep magic.

kboy101222 ,

True, true. I have a vague idea how embedded systems work. I have no idea how you even get started with driver development.

OS development isn’t terrible though. There are numerous books to help you make your own kernel and OS

cmder ,

For linux driver development you can start by reading “Linux Device Drivers, Third Edition” pdf.
It is free and give you an idea about how everything works.
The real learning is by reading and using the linux kernel api doc or directly the source code of the api you want to call.
Source : i did this for a school project where i had to implement multiple kernel modules.

kboy101222 ,

Neat! I’ll add it to my long list of things ADHD will never let me finish!

merc ,

I think the real issue with driver development is that almost nobody ever has a reason to do it. It’s a much more constrained way of programming compared to normal programs, and isn’t necessary unless you need to talk to hardware or something. So, nobody has an excuse to learn it.

SpaceNoodle ,

… Unless you want to talk to hardware. Or something.

wise_pancake ,

“There are lots of books on harvesting your own primal power source, but most people these days make a pact with the demon Linus and simply channel his power”

ChrysanthemumIndica ,

This makes me feel so much better after spending a morning banging my head against some wild pointer arithmetic, thank you much much! (Ultimately the pointer incantations were successful, praise be!)

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

IMO I think people are gonna have to start swearing more online since it’s kinda hard to get commercial LLMs to swear.

ChicagoCommunist ,

AI companies are working on that

nondescripthandle OP ,

I have horrible spelling skills and am very prone to typos on phone keyboards even when I can spell, so sometimes I just leave my mistakes in there just so they know I’m real, totally not becaus I’m a lazy writer.

TexasDrunk ,

I’ve got a mouth like a sailor who stubbed his toe, mostly because I used to be a sailor who stubbed his toe a lot. Between my foul mouth and my either overuse or utter absence of fucking commas depending on how drunk I am I don’t think I’ll ever be mistaken for an LLM.

saigot ,

It’s pretty easy to make them use faux swearwords and then you can just apply a find and replace over that.

HootinNHollerin , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

Grasshopper mind sorcery

Num10ck , in We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

Marriott is running on 50 year old software.
All the money in the world and its green screen nightmare.

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